@Nate311@OnionSoup One should always have a towel. That actually makes the compactness a plus. And being microfiber, it should be relatively absorbent for its size and otherwise useful.
I actually kinda like this. And it’s not so small (I’m used to things not reaching 6’7”). I’m not seeing a use and care. Do I wash this with my other microfibers, I suppose?
Specs
Product: Meh Beach Towel
Model: Meh Beach Towel (Orange)
Condition: New
What’s Included?
Price Comparison
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Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Jul 15 - Wednesday, Jul 17
I love this but I’m curbing my spending for now…
. I value my marriage too much to buy this
/buy
@Nate311 It worked! Your order number is: dreadful-atrocious-buffalo
/showme dreadful atrocious buffalo
@OnionSoup You should always bring a towel.
@Nate311 @OnionSoup Especially when you know it’s going to be a meh experience.
@Nate311 @OnionSoup One should always have a towel. That actually makes the compactness a plus. And being microfiber, it should be relatively absorbent for its size and otherwise useful.
@joelmw It might be my new favorite thing. It’s even got some stitching errors that enhance the meh-ness.
![natetowel](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIABAP///wAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==)
@joelmw @Nate311 The color could make it useful as a distress signal if you need to be resued by helicopter!
Beachy
Polyester towel? How about a plastic sheet instead; just as “towely” and much cheaper.
@hanson It’s microfiber. People seem to like those.![:man_shrugging_tone1:](https://dj5zo597wtsux.cloudfront.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f937-1f3fb-2642.png)
When you want to be beach
Too small. Needs to be longer than I am.
@blaineg I was considering it until I saw the size. Must be kids beach towels.
My job is beach
I actually kinda like this. And it’s not so small (I’m used to things not reaching 6’7”). I’m not seeing a use and care. Do I wash this with my other microfibers, I suppose?