Mediocre Fantasy Movie League Early Bird Cineplex Contest (Open To All)
8Hello Everybody,
During a discussion this weekend @Pavlov had the idea that it might be fun to have a contest of our own related to Fantasy Movie League (main thread) with a proper prize that anyone can enter to see who has the best early predictions over the course of eight weeks. To this end, we’re creating the Early Bird Cineplex Contest.
Rules
- Submissions are entered into a purpose-built Google Form located on the submission page (link below)
- Films will be assigned costs based upon their expected performance by the Fantasy Movie Leage administrators.
- You have an 8 screen cineplex that you can fill with any combination of movies within your total budget of $1000.
- Entries for the Early Bird Cineplex Contest must be submitted by Midnight EST on Wednesday night each week. There is a short grace period to allow for deal checking but don’t push your luck!
- If you go over your $1000 budget movies will be removed in reverse order (screen 8, then 7, 6, and so on) until your cineplex fits within your budget.
- Empty screens receive a $2MM penalty against your cineplex total.
- The Best Performing movie (revenue / cost) each week will receive a $2MM bonus per screen.
- The ‘Perfect Cineplex’ (best possible combination of 8 screens) will receive a $5MM bonus each week.
- The competition will last for eight weeks running from Awards Season 2017 Week 2 through Week 9.
- Each week’s submissions will be made public on Friday after the FML theaters lock in at 12:00 EST. Check the FML Early Bird Cineplex Contest site friday afternoon for a new page containing the spreadsheet of submissions and budget analysis.
- The results tab will be updated over the course of the weekend as results come in and final results will be announced in the thread Monday evening.
- To ensure a fair competition, a Google Account is required. You can create one for free here.
Prizes
@Pavlov has generously volunteered to provide a special Fuku box which he will send to the winner of the contest. Whether he chooses to reveal more details about this prize or not is entirely at his discretion.
How to Participate
It’s easy, go to the FML Early Bird Cineplex Contest site and fill out the form each week. An updated form will be opened up each Monday evening at some time after 8 PM EST when the prices for that week’s movies are released.
We think this could be a lot of fun and it will be interesting to see how people’s gut instincts work out compared to the more educated decisions they can make on Thursday or Friday, we hope you’ll all join in!
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sound fun thanks for doing this @jbartus @Pavlov
Huge thanks go out to @jbartus for building (going overboard with) the submission page - wow! - and for providing administration for this contest. Huzzah!
As it was mentioned, this grew out of a desire to 1) have fun and 2) ascertain if a player could consistently set a line up early in the week that would maintain its competitiveness with line ups that may be picked later in the week after opening night data is published on Friday mornings. Basically, this is the “lock in your gut choice and don’t be bothered with a tremendous amount of last minute research” version of the game. Minimal metrics are available to help you pick your screen line-up (if you choose to look for them) but many players feel the most important data for formal game play is released on Friday mornings - so we’re locking our version of the weekly contest down early (on Wednesdays), to see if that assumption holds true.
We’re going to run this for eight weeks to see how screen choices made early in the week hold up in comparison - and you don’t have to pick screens later or be a part of the league to have fun with this contest or to win the prize - all data gathered is useful - the deadline for making choices here is just much earlier than the one on the main game site!
I’ve thrown together a fukubukuro that will be awarded to whomever has the most game dollars accumulated at the end of the eight weeks. It is guaranteed to contain a red Meh fuku bag, electronics, a Meh t-shirt or two (new), and a lot of surprises! I’m sure it will be appreciated! Second place is a set of steak knives.
Have fun!
@Pavlov overboard? What part was too much?
Cool prizes. I hope we get a lot of participation!
thanks @jbartus!
@carl669 @Pavlov deserves the real credit, all I did was make a form and stick it on a page with a static address, he’s the brains of the operation!
@jbartus Dude, seriously, take the thank you - your form kicks ass and you’re going to update it, etc. - all I did was throw out an idea to test a postulate and throw together a prize to encourage participation. You really made this into something very cool.
@Pavlov
I feel like I did what you asked for help with… nothing more. I’m so confused.
Um… you’re welcome @carl669 and everyone else.
@Pavlov I still feel like you’re giving me more credit than I deserve.
Also… now @f00l will have more ammo for their campaign to get me goated…
@jbartus You’ll be goated if for the Patriots and nothing else. Forgone conclusion. I’d bet next month or the following. No big deal, you get a fuku and a trophy and you can mess with everyone all month long. Plus, I get to call you a fucker and welcome you to the club. This (the good job you’ve done here) is the antithesis of what gets one goated.
@Pavlov not in @f00l’s world, they keep trying to use my good deeds as evidence of my being qualified for the job!
@jbartus @Pavlov
Good deeds nothing. I’ve just been trying to finish off what @mfladd started earlier this year.
@jbartus
Not running short on evidence for your suitability as Goat.
Just keep giving us more, pls!
@f00l shush you!
@PlacidPenguin I invoked @f00l in that statement, not you!
@jbartus
I’m well aware.
Looks good!
@ThumperChick I goofed, could you link “(main thread)” in the OP to https://meh.com/forum/topics/mediocre-fantasy-movie-league-3-the-search-for-irk please?
@jbartus done!
@Thumperchick muchos gracias. Hopefully I’ve structured everything else such that the OP won’t need any further editing.
@Thumperchick could I impose on you one more time? (Hopefully the last) Need to make the following changes after having ironed things out over the course of this first week:
Thanks for your help @Thumperchick
@jbartus I need to get to my laptop for that, so it will take a bit.
@Thumperchick no rush, just wanted to get it update for the coming weeks. You’re the best!
@jbartus How does it look?
@Thumperchick sorry missed this. Everything looks great except for the first edit, you cut in at the wrong quotation mark!
Thanks so much for your assistance!
@jbartus aw damn. I thought I caught that. Edited on mobile and it was being glitchy. Fixed! (fixed?)
@Thumperchick looks great, you’re the best!
Got my lineup in!
@ELUNO I sent mine in already also - nothing is going to make a huge difference with an early pick between Tuesday and Wednesday as far as I can tell.
@Pavlov
@jbartus
This is a great idea. Thanks to both of you for doing it.
You are both fuckers.
@jbartus you will be smelling like a wet goat very very soon. Tom and Giselle will refuse to be anywhere near you.
My picks will still suck but I won’t quit.
Have not looked up entry stuff yet.
Re google account and all - what are you doing to filter for multiple entries and how do you match entrants to members of our actual league? Or do you bother?
I have lots of google accounts for various reasons but I won’t bother to cheat.
@f00l I’m in the same boat as you (4 google accounts I’m logged into right now), but I can tell you that it doesn’t offer to let you select which account you want to use so it would be a pain since you’d have to keep logging in and out. On top of that, you’d need multiple google accounts and multiple meh accounts since a meh username is required
@Pantheist
Multiple google accounts is easy. Diff browsers. Diff machines. Doesnt everyone have lots, if you dig out the hardware in the closet?
Or simpler, incognito.
Re meh username
How does it verify that the Meh username of the form actually belongs to the Meh user in question?
@f00l Heh, I’m slow this morning. I’ve actually used incognito for that exact reason in the past. Oh well. Anyway, I’m sure @jbartus is on top of it, but I would think the easiest way to check would be if there are multiple accounts associated with one meh account for it either to not accept the second (and then I’d assume the user would post here asking about it), or if it accepts multiples to just ask the user here which is correct. If one person enters a bunch of times by using other people’s accounts who aren’t actually playing, all you’d have to do is ask him/her to make a post here verifying that it was him/her if (s)he wins.
@f00l @Pantheist
It’s not a perfect system but it’s the best one I’ve got for the present.
I had considered requiring an email address on the form and then having the email address in question locked to the specific user as verification but I felt that it would discourage participation by people who did not wish to expose their contact information to some random guy on the internet (me)
@jbartus
I won’t be cheating. Not my style. And I’d lose anyway.
As for why someone would want to:
If I were a diff sort, perhaps I’d wanna create phony terrible entries under the uids of a buncha lame phony voters who showed up here recently.
PS @jbartus for Goat very very soon!
POS I forgive you and @mfladd for Brady and the Pats.
@f00l I have been mindful of the possibility since @Pavlov came up with the idea. I feel and hope that you will agree that I’ve come up with a pretty solid plan of action for dealing with any such instances as they come up.
@jbartus
All good. And thx thx thx v much even tho you are a Pats fan.
Have you asked your co-workers? It’s possible that you are already stating to smell a bit goatish.
@f00l
What do you mean starting ?
@f00l I’m self employed and none of my clients have complained.
@jbartus
Then I wonder about your clients.
@f00l they certainly seem to love me more than you do.
@jbartus
The more you start to smell like a Wet Goat, the more *I love you".
Take Heart, O Thou!
❤️
@f00l in the spirit of T-Mobile I will be the UnGoat. Instead of taking blame I will hand it out!
@jbartus
Nothing ever is - if it appears that there is a lot of questionable activity with the entries or if people are spoofing entries, etc., then we’ll just turn it off and I’ll send you the fuku for all your hard work. If everyone doesn’t play nice and fair then I guess that is why we can’t have really cool things. But honestly, I don’t see this being a huge issue. I’ll leave it to you to let us know how it is going.
@Pavlov I don’t either. This isn’t the goat, I don’t think anybody would fuck with this since it’s got a prize on the line and such.
@jbartus
@Pavlov
I agree people fucking w this v unlikely.
I just wondered what you’d implemented out of my own curiosity. Not trying to harass you to make it perfect.
Not as long as you smell more and more like a goat every day.
@jbartus
Thanks v much for all even tho you are a Pats fan.
Just a note: this firm does not play well with mobile Firefox on IOS. Unusable. But no biggie - works ok w safari.
Re google accounts - is there a way to choose which one? I forget which damned browser is logged into what fucking account.
I presume you can see the associated emails? (Not a prob is it’s just you who can see them).
Is there a way to ensure that the same person who owns the Meh username is entering the contest under that name?
(Could the Meh username be claimed by someone who doesn’t own it for the season? Or could it be the right person who enters one week, and then someone who wants to fuck with that person who enters the next week?)
Does the form allow multiple entries per Meh username? If so, and the same Meh user has more than one Cinema, is that cool or not?
Also, if so, and the Meh username is entered both by the actual Meh member, and by someone else, what then?
Thx so much even tho Tom Brady just got even more famous but I’m in a forgiving mood.
@f00l I have no idea about account changing for Forms, I don’t do a whole lot on mobile, sorry!
I do not see the associated emails. I considered having it set up that way as a security measure to prevent cheating but as mentioned above felt it would discourage privacy minded mehmbers from participating.
Most of your other questions are addressed at the above link. For new ones:
This is harder than I thought!
/giphy hard but fun
Phew! Not NSFW image
Is it acceptable to make one submission now (so I don’t forget) then do an update Wed night? Or best to stick to a single submission?
@compunaut you can’t do multiple but it will let you edit your original so the end result would be the same.
@jbartus ‘Online Storage’ sites blocked from the office. I’ll have to give it a go from home later
@compunaut curse those data security policies!
If it turns out to be a burden I could probably make arrangements to accept yours via email or something.
@jbartus
Smartphones will work.
Not sure re Smartasses.
@f00l What is this ‘smartphone’ of which you speak (write)? I blame the goat for my avoiding that slippery slope (and expense). Hmm… once again it might be an unblame.
Cell signals often do not penetrate the factory mezzanine where I work. Could be another blame there.
@compunaut
Ok @f00l will take
Full blame for you not having
Smartphone or signal.
Lame pix submitted.
What time does this lock?
@f00l
Oh. I could read the description above and know the answer.
Nah.
Please use the form and submit for the first week of this contest no later than midnight tonight! (if you’re a few minutes late, no biggie - just get 'er done!)
@Pavlov yes biggie, it autocloses in 15 mins
If you want me to put in a grace period I can
@jbartus I was under the impression it would timestamp the entry but still accept them (told you this Google form thing was my strong suit - LOL) - I feel it might be better if there was a small grace period . . . maybe 15 minutes past 11:59PM Eastern on Wednesday nights, that way if someone comes to the site for item change on the main page and then scoots over into the forum and notices this thread which has most likely been bumped as a reminder, they can still have a few minutes to get in a pick. Since nothing is going to drop online in those few minutes that would give someone an advantage, might as well not lock someone out on the exact deadline. Sound fair?
Or, maybe we should have just made the deadline 12:15 AM Eastern Thursday mornings, to allow for time to check the deal of the day and still get in a pick - LOL. I should have considered that initially.
@Pavlov sorry got busy, want me to kick it to 3 am or something or just call it quits for today.
@jbartus
You’re doing such good work here that I don’t want you to be Goat quite as badly. So thx.
I’ll get over it tho.
@jbartus 3AM Eastern is fine if you’re going to be up - then let’s close it for this week. Looks like Mick (below) was going to submit an entry . . . From here on let’s shut her down at 12:15AM on Thursday mornings and ask people to make the picks by midnight Wednesday. That will give them a bit of wiggle. In the future, if they are in the form and it closes and they have an issue they can post here for help.
I’m off for the night - I’ll be interested to check the link to the spreadsheet tomorrow - thanks again for all your help / hard work!
@Pavlov it’s reopened til 3 AM for tonight. We have 18 submissions FYI. 12:15 AM from now on roger.
@jbartus
Can we all see the spreadsheet? Or just you and @Pavlov?
@f00l it will be opened to the public for reasons of transparency tomorrow evening.
i know i don’t quite understand lots of stuff… including how to play this game!! still going to wing it anyways…lol
@mick it is reopened for the next hour. Go to it!
@jbartus - Is the spreadsheet ready? I’m curious . . .
not the end of the world- I’ll play either way, but it would be nice if our picks weren’t released until after the picks on the main game lock.
@Pantheist any special reason? I have it preped and ready to go but retracted it pending discussion.
Pinging @Pavlov
@Pantheist @jbartus
After much thought and consideration, hold the spreadsheet until after the screens lock on the main game.
@jbartus
I think the reason not to release the sheet now is protect a player’s strategy.
You release now, we all copy @Pavlov.
@Pavlov
Right. Now just @jbartus can copy you.
Not to worry. I’m almost as careful on my picks as when I throw darts blindfolded.
I believe that there truly is not an advantage anyone might gain by accessing the data collected here in this contest before main game lock. Too much can change between Wednesday midnight (our cut off) and Friday at noon Eastern (main game screen lock) - especially when it comes to BP / PC considerations. There are early picks published in Chatter on the main site all the time - but arguably, the vast majority are hedge plays (and rarely are they intentional misinformation, which is genuinely surprising).
Ultimately, my decision is based solely on the desire that we would have the greatest number of participants. If any player is uncomfortable with having our list published before screen lock on the main game and such would hinder their participation and our ability to collect the largest possible data-set over the course of these eight weeks, then the decision must obviously be to hold publication regardless of the articulation of any argument for or against doing so.
@f00l interestingly enough @Pavlov and I have chosen identical anchors for our cinemas so it comes down to our filler flix.
@jbartus
@Pavlov
Re: copy @Pavlov’s early picks: Just a tease.
Although I have zero doubt that my chances in this league would improve if I copied either of your early picks.
At this moment I don’t want today to do a spreadsheet and research. Or worry over gaming the rules. And I know next to nothing about any film that’s not a blockbuster. And on those I know only ever heard bits of buzz and usually have not seen the trailers.
I’m in this to see how wrong I can be: always a happy surprise. If I pick quickly using the app on the phone, I don’t even know the film titles, just their prices. And I have mild curiosity about what that comes out of the studios and actually performs. I’m always astonished when a serious film for adults makes $.
Am having a great time.
@jbartus @Pavlov @f00l Yeah, I have no intention of making two sets of picks. Made my picks last week early thursday morning and didn’t use any info that wasn’t available tuesday- this week I’m staying with my tuesday choices. Like I said, I’d play anyway, but if it was up to me I’d wait to show them to everyone until after the main game locked.
@Pantheist unless there’s some reason to release them publicly earlier beyond curiosity
Well, after a slight modification to plans last night Week 1 entries are now public along with budget usage analysis. Unfortunately @Somf69 skipped the maths portion and will lose some screens but otherwise we’re off to a great start! Entries can be viewed on the Week 1 page of the site located here.
I’d personally like to give an honorable mention to @RiotDemon regardless of the outcome of this weekend, using all $1000 is not easy so kudos to you, more so if you manage to do well at the same time!
@Pavlov @Pantheist @f00l
@jbartus
Url?
@f00l click the word “here”
@jbartus
That would involve “intelligence”.
@f00l I have confidence in you.
@jbartus Yup, I was never good in math, that’s why I wore flip flops to school…
@somf69 look below, I’m trying to find some way not to ruin you this week cause the way it worked out it’s really bad if I go in accordance with the procedure I laid out on day one. I anticipated small overages, not massive ones.
@jbartus
If you, @jbartus, choose to have confidence in my personal hoard of “intelligence”, then allow me to welcome you into the Distingiished Society of @f00ls.
I hope you appreciate the honor.
@f00l shush you, go help me decide on how to help @Somf69
@jbartus I’m not too confident in my picks, but I enjoy not leaving any money on the table.
Guys we need to have a discussion about @Somf69
Looking over their entry it looks like maybe Moana on screen 4 was an accident. Strictly speaking I did say I’d eliminate movies in reverse order of screens but I don’t want to kill their chances at this this week and if I did that they’d have five empty screens ($10M Penalty at $2M/screen) and budget usage of only $679 for the three movies they’d still have. I feel like there are only a few options here given the circumstance:
I don’t like option 5 personally, too much data is out at this point and it sets a bad precedent. Option 3 I don’t like either because although in accordance with the letter of the rules it is not in the spirit of the rules. I would be comfortable with either 1, 2, or 4; personally, I lean towards 4 because they still have to deal with the consequences of going over budget but they get to set their own fate. What does everybody else think?
Oh one last note, when considering options do keep in mind that @Somf69 left screen 8 empty so they’re already starting 2M in the hole.
@Pavlov @f00l @confusedkitty @carl669 @RiotDemon @Pantheist @ELUNO @darksaber99999 @Nuurgle @bstjohn27 @Somf69 @Guardingnome @compunaut @mick @f00l @pbalcombe @kassh @YourLazyButt
@jbartus
Some early debugging inevitable? I’m happy with the wisdom of the crowd.
@f00l you’re part of the crowd…
@jbartus i’m down with option 4. but maybe we should ask 8ball.
/8ball should we pick option 4?
Most likely
@jbartus I would go with option 4
@jbartus
Wisdom of the crowd speaketh.
So far, option #4
@jbartus I think that letting them choose is fine, but if Mona is the mistake why not just remove Mona? (Option 1)
On an unrelated note will there be an announcement as to when the second level opens, or do I need to stay on top of this?
@Guardingnome Moana I was speculating regarding Moana, @Somf69 would need to confirm. Reason I think it’s the mistake is because high dollar anchor picks usually go in the first or second screen just to get them out of the way early, IDK if @Somf69 used that method or not so it’s just speculation.
I’m not sure what you mean by second level. Second week? Come back Monday night / Tuesday. Otherwise what do you mean?
@jbartus 4
@jbartus yeah, that basically answers my question. I forgot what date the contests were done on, and I was just wondering if there was going to be another announcement or something.
Just visit the same page again then and it will be up?
@jbartus i was not kidding when i said i don’t know what i’m doing.lol i have never played anything like this before. soooooo., i am happy with whatever you would like to do!!!
@jbartus I would say the lower score between 1 and 2.
@jbartus You’re the boss- handle it however you see fit.
@jbartus option 4 works for me
@Somf69 please make a selection between options 1 2 and 3 listed above and post here ASAP. In the interest of fairness I really need this before Sunday as even now there is information available to inform your decision and modify your score and that advantage will get worse as time advances.
@jbartus If this issue lingers unanswered past the point when projected totals are published tomorrow on the main game, you’ll need to make an executive decision. In such instance, my only advice to you would be this: "You published the rules . . . "
@Jbartus
@Pavlov
Can the entry you got be checked against the site webpage for the future?
I.e. For everyone who entered, take a PDF snapshot of their online choices if the the theater shows a budget overrun or something else doesn’t add up.
Or you could even setup the form or the spreadsheet to flag those sorts of errors upon data entry.
There is a PITA math way to make this somewhat fair if you don’t get another kind of fix. Average the person’s standing among all the other weeks. Just give that same average standing (average standing, not $) to that theater for the f’d up week.
I prob didn’t make sense. Again.
@jbartus 4 is ok
@kassh last time tho
@Pavlov you’re right but I’ve run the numbers and the way things shake out @Somf69 won’t go up in rank at all based on their choice, it will only affect the amount by which they trail. My inclination yesterday was for removing Fantastic Beasts, leaving them as close to the $1000 budget as possible, so barring a decision on their part I’ll implement that.
@f00l there is no practical way for me to implement such a system making use of Google Forms. I would have to build out a custom site with an advanced form system and then find some way to hook it into Google Sheets, plus it would increase the amount of time it takes me each Monday to get things up even further. I posted the costs next to each film for people to reference, phones and computers have calculator apps, this is not my issue.
@kassh agreed, I’m not going to be making exceptions every time or there’d be no point to rules. The sole reason I offered in this case is that the impact if I follow the letter of what I laid down would be in excess of half of their score due to the massive nature of the budgetary overrun.
@jbartus
K. Have never linked a form to a spreadsheet. Didn’t know if it was easy to return a real-time error or not.
@jbartus
Please implement this solution and let’s move on. The post @Somf69 made in the other thread only confuses the situation.
@Pavlov we’re all set, IDK what happened there.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@jbartus let to the party because i am studying for finals. Do whatever makes everyone happy. I am just playing for fun.
Is this sheet public? I can see it in Firefox/iOS, but it’s a PITA. And can see it in incognito Firefox.
Haven’t figured out how to view it in Google Sheet mobile. You know how I could do that? Or would you have to formally share it to my email address?
@f00l from firefox? No idea. On the PC you can mouse over the sheet and it offers a popout button that takes you to sheets. Maybe try click and hold on the sheet on your phone for same effect?
@jbartus
Tried that. It opened the sheet in the browser, not sheets. Badly behaved
Will try again later and w other browsers.
Is the sheet currently public?
@f00l I am using Chrome on my cellphone. After it opened in the browser, I touched the detail section and it msde it readable and I could see the different sheets.
Looks fun maybe I will experiment next week. Although math and remembering to do something on time could be an issue.
@speediedelivery we look forward to having you if you choose to take part!
Sunday Estimates are live.
@jbartus
So how bad am I losing?
Too depressing to look.
@f00l you’re in 12th place out of 18, not too far back at all.
@jbartus
That’s mind-blowing. I picked using the horrible app. You can’t even see the film names, just their costs. I just made it all add up to under $1000 and had no idea what I’d done.
@f00l we need to all pitch in and buy you a computer. O.o
@jbartus
Have a computer. Too lazy to go get it. It’s 4 inches away. Too much effort.
Weekend Actuals have been added to the Week 1 Results tab.
Week 2’s form is live.
@jbartus
I’m beginning to feel a little guilty about me determination to Goat You.
But Nah. I can skip the guilt.
@f00l
I’m begining to feel a little guilty about beating you in this contest.
But Nah. I can skip the guilt.
@jbartus
G&T pls.
@f00l Gin and Tonic?
@jbartus
Yes, please. My record is 17 in one evening.
Was young then.
@f00l you don’t say.
sips on a gin and tonic
I’m afraid somebody drank the last of the gin.
Reminder: Entries close tomorrow at/around midnight!
dammit @Nuurgle! why’d you have to pick the same movies as me?? i could have been 3rd place. i could have been a contender!
@carl669 I was thinking the same thing about you! Just don’t do it again this week or there will. be. consequences.
@Nuurgle
ok, i did it again… but why do i have to fill out all 8 spots when my $1000.00 is spent in 4 spots??? if someone, anyone would so kindly explain this to me??? still winging it!! lol
@jbartus ^
@mick it’s one of the rules of Fantasy Movie League. I think the idea is that it simulates having to pay staff and utilities for a theater you’re not deriving revenue from so you have all of the costs and none of the profit. That’s why there is a $2MM penalty / cost for unfilled screens. It’s still viable to only use some or most of your screens provided you get the right combination.
Is there any easy way to get this form to work better on mobile?
This week it was pretty much horrible getting it to work. . The only browser that came close to letting me do it was safari - also tired dolphin chrome Firefox I think.
If I had made the film cheapest pick for one of my theaters, don’t think I could have completed the form at all.
???
@f00l a laptop is mobile
@jbartus?
Sorry, forgot to tag you.
If it continues this way I might have to email my entry or something.
@f00l Use your mobile device to call someone with a computer and have them fill out the form for you.
@Nuurgle
Ok thx. Great.
@f00l really though, is there a reason you can’t use a computer? It only takes a minute if you know what movies you want to use. I looked out of curiosity, most recent thing I saw was a year and a half old, pretty much says nothing you can do. https://productforums.google.com/forum/#!topic/docs/seSPfvpIDNs
@f00l what specifically about the form is giving you difficulty?
@f00l it works on chrome mobile. Do you have the latest version?
@jbartus
Ok possibly prob resolved.
This morning I tried using Firefox, Chrome, Safari, Dolphin, all up to date, all on IOS. Didn’t try on Android because was out of time. Horrible identical behavior on all 4 browsers.
This afternoon, in order to catalog the many misbehaviors, I re-opened the form as an edit on Safari. Couldn’t do anything.
Then logged out of google account and logged back in. Suddenly the sun was shining and fountains flowing. All good. Could use form no prob.
same appears to work ok for Dophin, Chrome, Firefox as well.
So I guess all’s well that ends …
Your December Goat.
@f00l out of curiousity does the term ‘stuph’ mean anything to you? I ask in relation to this form, not some abstract unrelated manner.
@jbartus
Yes, does. Could mean more than 1 did thing. I hesitate to ask what you are seeing, because public.
Do you have an account on woot? If so, could you leave me a pm on woot explaining what you are seeing? Same uid.
Six (rounded) Hours remaining until Week 2 submissions are due!
@Pavlov @f00l @confusedkitty @carl669 @RiotDemon @Pantheist @ELUNO @darksaber99999 @Nuurgle @bstjohn27 @Somf69 @Guardingnome @compunaut @mick @f00l @pbalcombe @kassh @YourLazyButt @speediedelivery
@jbartus are you just tagging everyone? i thought i already submitted mine.
edit: never mind. i did. here’s a pretty picture:
@carl669 the future goat is tagging everyone.
@carl669 yes, sorry. I was lazy. Blame @f00l
@Pavlov Stop that!
@jbartus until next month, when we get to blame you.
Oh wait - you mean stop things like this?? Nah.
@Pavlov I would respond but the things I would say would doubtless be counted against me… so for now you’ll just have to settle for this:
@carl669 came here to ask the same thing
@Pantheist @carl669 @f00l @Pavlov
I have decided to rescind my prior apology and refuse to apologize!
I’m already spending tons of time prepping all these spreadsheets with fancy formulas and such, plus the fact that I have been seriously considering withdrawing my own eligibility for the prize to encourage participation. I deserve, nay, demand the right to be lazy on tagging ya’ll with a warning about the impending deadline.
/8ball should we allow @jbartus to be lazy?
It is certain
@jbartus the 8ball has spoken. you are granted the right to be lazy. congratulations and may the odds forever be in your favor.
@carl669 so say we all.
@jbartus o.O I don’t think you’re being lazy. Just wanted to confirm I didn’t fuck something up, was confirmed by @carl669 and was happy. Come on up with @pavlov and have a drink.
@Pantheist I do! I am being very lazy! I could have filtered my tags but I didn’t! Though I did the decidedly unlazy thing of finding and tagging @speediedelivery who had not played but expressed interest.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@jbartus Thanks for the nudge. Submitted a random entry. I did zero research and a little bit of math.
@speediedelivery your math was good, I can’t speak to your picks! You have a bit over four hours if you want to do some research. Welcome aboard!
@jbartus
Congrats on being lazy, future Goat.
@f00l meh
We’re at the 2.5 hour mark guys!
@jbartus I’ve had mine in since Monday I believe . . . not gonna change it, although I appreciate the ability to do so that you worked into the form - nice!
@Pavlov I know. Believe it or not I considered filtering my tags…
If you’re interested, it’s gonna come down to fillers between you and me, our anchors are the same again.
@jbartus cool
It’s almost lockdown everybody, if you haven’t picked already get 'er done!
Will there be a prize for last place? I have a feeling my random picks will not do so well.
Just FYI @mick you were $260 over budget so I had to drop the last four movies you picked. The good news is your remaining four should be solid performers, the other good news is that you have company because the cinema you were left with is the same as @kassh picked.
Was your post earlier in the week because you didn’t realize “None” was an option?
@jbartus sorry i took so long! i posted my $1000.00 worth and tried to post just them, but it would not let me. so i filled out the rest of the spots and posted. i did not see a “none”. i’m going to have to look for the “none”!! lol thanks!!
@mick
I think it’s the last choice to the right on the form. If I remember.
Week 2 Is Up!
https://sites.google.com/view/fml-early-bird/week-2
@jbartus sorry guys sharing permissions were wrong on the sheet, it’s fixed now. My apologies!
@jbartus when looking at the FML website, it shows my budget at exactly $1000, but in your form, it only is $997. I don’t think it really matters, I’m just curious about why it’s different. I checked my films and they are the same from what I see.
@RiotDemon eh, scratch that. Apparently I missed one movie that I edited and didn’t change it in my form. Oh well. Doubt it’ll make much difference, haha
@jbartus yeah, I don’t know why I didn’t put it that way on the form.
@RiotDemon are you striving for the perfect $1000 budget usage or something?
@jbartus I just pick the most random shit that I like at the beginning, and then if it’s close to $1000 where I could easily get it, I might change it.
@RiotDemon that’s an interesting tactic. I look forward to seeing how it works out for you!
@jbartus not very well, most likely. I’m enjoying it though. I don’t have the time to do a bunch of research on the movie predictions. I’m not sure I’d even like it. I might read an initial one from the FML, but then I usually just go with whatever I want anyway.
I forgot to post this weekend but on Saturday and again Sunday I updated the sheet with the estimates / projections. Actuals will be posted when the info comes out.
Week 2 Actuals Posted, Week 3 Form Available!
@jbartus With these kind of results, I will continue to not do any research and just go with my gut (same way I play Fantasy Football).
I WON! (week 2)
@jbartus I think you’ve got a form error: Hacksaw Ridge (FB$11) should be Nocturnal Animals (FB$8)
@compunaut oh poop. Fixed thanks.
@Pavlov we should really discuss how exactly this will be scored. Is it just raw total from early picks combined over 8 weeks or do we somehow weight things?
@jbartus What are your thoughts?
@Pavlov
@jbartus
Weighted would promote the best players more consistently, if you don’t mind the spreadsheet mods.
@jbartus Think you should score like the regular game: Whoever has the the most $$ at the end. Right?
Where did @jbartus go?
@compunaut I’m not disagreeing with you - but it seems there may be other ideas . . . I’m wondering what @jbartus has in mind . . .
@Pavlov I was working. All night. Just got home. This is probably going to be all garbage cause I and exhausted but meh.
What if we do some kind of bonuses for different things. Maybe you get a $1M bonus (or more?) for using all $1000 of your budget, some kind of cash bonus for entering earlier (maybe 4M for Monday, 2M for Tuesday?) I dunno these are just super rough ideas, I didn’t have anything specific in mind I was actually asking to see what you’d had in mind.
@jbartus
I’ll place an early claim on the @f00l bonus.
@f00l okay that works for me. For the @f00l bonus we multiply your score by negative ten.
@jbartus
Sounds oh-so Goatly of you to design that one for the Goat.
Hey come to think of it - if you multiply my money-losing theater take by -10, I’ll win! Thanks!
@jbartus None of this could go into effect until week 4, at which point we’re nearly halfway through the season. Seems a bit late to be adding extra modifiers for this run.
@Nuurgle
I tend to agree. I had thought the modifiers brought over from the actual game (BP/PC scoring) was enough. If there is a compelling reason to look at something different, I’m of an open mind, but for this eight week “trial run” I figured it was high score takes it.
@Pavlov @Nuurgle that’s fine, I was put on the spot to name an idea or something so I did.
I was really just asking to confirm @Pavlov’s plan as this is his shindig.
@jbartus He with the most loot wins.
my (terrible) picks are in!
@Pavlov @f00l @confusedkitty @carl669 @RiotDemon @Pantheist @ELUNO @darksaber99999 @Nuurgle @bstjohn27 @Somf69 @Guardingnome @compunaut @mick @f00l @pbalcombe @kassh @YourLazyButt @speediedelivery @kassh
This is your friendly Wednesday reminder! 13.5 hours til the form closes!
@jbartus
Entered mine early this am. You not have?
@f00l I did not filter my tags. I need to sleep, what do you expect of me?!
@jbartus
But why do you need sleep?
And why should we care that you need sleep? Hmmm?
@f00l because I was le tired. As for caring, because you love me.
Damn you eastern time zone - I missed the deadline this week! Apparently I also missed the reminder…
@Confusedkitty Don’t feel too bad, I missed it too (fell asleep - bad cold / cough - woe is me).
@Pavlov
@jbartus
@Confusedkitty
Should we have a rule that everyone can drop their worst week?
Then the people who only miss one week are still in the game.
Also we could decide to leave the contest open till 3am Eastern, midnight Pacific. Thoughts? If @jbartus gets a timestamp on the entry forms, that shouldn’t be a lot of hassle.
@f00l The parameters are set for this one - I can appreciate the desire to tweak things as we go along, but the rules were laid out at the beginning and we’ve extended the window to submit (very briefly) already. I’m appreciative of the data that is coming in as a result of this contest and if we run this again, which we probably will, we can discuss things like dropping the lowest week, etc. - but for now, game on! A few of us were bound to miss the deadline - we’ve had three days though, we could have always made coma picks and adjusted them prior to the submission window closing on Wednesday midnight(ish). Not any different than the real game - if you miss it, you miss it. And, who knows what might happen? A bunch of others could also miss in a coming week and the playing field might level. Just because it probably won’t happen doesn’t mean it absolutely won’t happen - which is why they need to actually throw the damn ball in baseball to intentionally walk a batter - no one knows what will happen. Sorry, the baseball thing is a little off topic but FFS, just throw the damn ball. I feel like shit - going back to bed.
@Pavlov not quite three days which is my fault. I was busy Monday night and didn’t get the form updated and up for the new movies until nearly 5:30 AM Tuesday
@f00l
@Pavlov
I like the idea of a midnight deadline for all time zones - that way everyone has until midnight to complete the form no matter where they live.
I agree that the rules are what they are this time around and I will live with my missed week - I already figured I would come in last place.
@Confusedkitty there is no way for me to set the form to shut down selectively by time zone, and if we’re going to pick one time zone where do we draw the line? Alaska is an hour behind PST and Hawaii is two hours behind. We picked midnight EST specifically to correspond with Meh’s deal postings to make it easy on everybody memory-wise
@jbartus Ah yes - I forget that the release is actually at midnight eastern and that the world doesn’t revolve around the Pacific timezone.
I blame it on the time of year…the snow… my job… the goat… anything but my scattered memory.
So I forgot to make it public (now fixed) but week 3 is live on the site and has been updated with the estimates and such each day.
Also, I have a small announcement. As the administrator I have access to information that could potentially be abused and my participation in any necessary decisions should not be tainted by any suspicion of bias. In the interest of encouraging participation and ensuring that nobody has any doubts about the integrity of the contest I have decided to disqualify myself from the running for any offered prizes. I will continue to participate only inasmuch as my Wednesday picks will be recorded for posterity (and @Pavlov’s and my analytical purposes) but that’s all.
@jbartus Week 4?
@speediedelivery Week 4 of this contest will be open a day later than normal due to Monday being wrapped up in the tracking - this is a four day weekend due to the holiday.
@jbartus did anyone actually mention caring? It seems silly to disqualify yourself when you’re doing all this work, plus you do pretty well on the main site- I doubt any suspects you’re stealing their answers.
@Pantheist the main motivation is that I don’t wish to discourage participation.
@Pavlov Thank you, I was wondering if the holidays would change the game.
If I was bright, I would go read the regular site information and get up to speed. However…
@jbartus
Your desire to withdraw to preserve the impeccable honor of the contest is admirable, but it’s way cool with me if you chose to be in the running.
You deserve a prize just for doing this.
PS pls note you are not being pinged in the GoatVote thread. You are being mentioned. It’s all friendly.
PPS. In any matters concerning the Goat and the GoatVote, the accused is always guilty. Hope you enjoy being guilty, whether you are elected or not.
@speediedelivery FYI Week 5 is going to be the same.
@f00l pinged wasn’t meant to have a negative connotation. Ping / mention / reference / copy / whatever. Just trying to work (on lunch at the present). Oddly enough the mechanic thread has netted more mentions.
@jbartus
Yeah I don’t wanna ping you too much when you’re working near the ceiling of a warehouse stringing cable or installing sensors or something.
Or talking to the client who can make you rich or bankrupt you.
@jbartus don’t be silly, you should play! what we win a billion dollars??? you might as well be, as confused as i am!! lol
@jbartus Let’s all just please continue to play like we’re all in the running and we’ll deal with things like this at the conclusion of the contest.
The form for this week is live. I have made the executive decision to extend submissions to noon on Thursday this week because of the weird shortened week. It seemed like a good compromise so I hope @Pavlov won’t have any objections.
@Pavlov @f00l @confusedkitty @carl669 @RiotDemon @Pantheist @ELUNO @darksaber99999 @Nuurgle @bstjohn27 @Somf69 @Guardingnome @compunaut @mick @f00l @pbalcombe @kassh @YourLazyButt @speediedelivery @kassh
@jbartus
Ty
@jbartus Sounds to me like a good plan.
ok, so i go here to vote… FML Early Bird Cineplex Contest, right? so where do i go to find out how shitty i’m doing? also, i don’t know if anyone has the energy to explain to me the whole 8 screen stuff? does it matter, what my movie picks are in number from 1 thru 8? like, i pick the movie that i think is going to do the best for number 1 and the least in number 8? or i pick the movie that i think is going to make the most money in a couple of screens, until i run out of 1000.00 and get the 2 million penalty for picking none on every empty screen??? thank you , someone??? lol
@mick
https://fantasymovieleague.com/howtoplay - the guide for there works here.
As for how you are doing here - go to https://sites.google.com/view/fml-early-bird
and click on a week in the top right and check the actuals / results tab - or just ping @jbartus
@Pavlov I’ll ping you!
@Pavlov thank you!! i went to actual results, just says 0000000000 across the board. ok, pinging jbartus. lol
@jbartus are the 3rd week actual/results maybe not done until after the latest voting??? sorry for all the questions. but, in my defense, this is my very first fantasy league thingy. unless you want to count the turkey dinner one on woot… lol
@mick as of Wednesday AM 3 movies were pending actuals
@mick shit, shit shit!!! i just stared myself by accident. stupid star crap…
@mick
Starry shit happens.
I need to stop playing with my picks this week. So far I have 4 possible line ups, and I’m not confident in any of them.
@Nuurgle I don’t plan my picks any week. I actually did top this last week in the official fantasy movie. Just click and be happy.
For some reason I’m locked out of my Google account & can’t submit via form. Doubt I can get it straightened out until we get back home in a couple days. If there’s any way to update from here, my lineup would be (almost same as last week): Rogue One, La La Land, Manchester x4, Arrival x2
Later gators!
@jbartus - please enter these for @compunaut
@Pavlov you’re not the boss of me!
@compunaut I’ll get it done just for you buddy! Not cause Pavlov told me to or anything!
Just under 8 hours to get your picks in hurry scurry!
@Pavlov @f00l @confusedkitty @carl669 @RiotDemon @Pantheist @ELUNO @darksaber99999 @Nuurgle @bstjohn27 @Somf69 @Guardingnome @compunaut @mick @f00l @pbalcombe @kassh @YourLazyButt @speediedelivery @kassh
@Pavlov any thoughts on how to score missed weeks? If we’re scoring empty screens as a -2M do we score it -16M or push their theater forward, as possible, similarly to FML, or do we simply count the lack of score generation as consequence enough?
Kinda favoring the second option of the three and letting the cards lay as they may.
@jbartus Just do same as in game. We didn’t spell it out - so relying on the real game rules seems fair.
Is there a way to see the cumulative totals so far without mathing?
@Pantheist I think you can check on the site
@ELUNO as far as I can tell those are just for individual weeks.
@Pantheist
The finals for this weekend prob aren’t in. Those often come in quite late after a holiday weekend. And then @jbartus has to update his spreadsheet to reflect the new totals. He usually posts here in the thread with a link when he has the new numbers.
@f00l I don’t mean just for this weekend- I mean for all the weeks combined.
@Pantheist
I think he will post those when he has the weekend numbers in. Ask him directly.
@f00l meh, not going to ask that he do more work because I don’t feel like bothering with math. I was just wondering if there was a running total somewhere that I was missing.
@Pantheist unfortunately the entries from week to week vary in quantity, membership, and order so cross-referencing is problematic and will require manual sorting. I am planning to do it eventually but as yet have not done so.
@jbartus gotcha- thanks
Week 4 Projections, Estimates, Studio Estimates, etc. are up. Actuals will probably come in faster than last week since it’s not a flyover week between two holiday weekends but we’ll see.
@bstjohn27 you were over budget by a fair amount and lost 3 screens because of it. Be sure to check your math!!
Curiosity got me, so here are totals through week 3. I’ll update it with new actual totals as @jbartus posts em.
@Pantheist
I’m not winning so you did it wrong. Pls fix.
@f00l
donions.
@Pantheist I haven’t accounted for https://meh.com/forum/topics/mediocre-fantasy-movie-league-early-bird-cineplex-contest-open-to-all#58652209dbd9ad0af0f9b0cb yet
@jbartus Gotcha. I can always change it- it was just a couple minutes of mindless copy-pasting and the 0’s are easy to spot.
@Pantheist
Thanks for the correction.
@Pantheist sorry to ask for your help but you have what is effectively a backup of the sheet results before I started tinkering with things just now. Could you check through the weeks you have and confirm I didn’t botch something when adding in the missing people for weeks 2-4? I didn’t do it in the most graceful of manners and there is some potential for my having fucked up.
@jbartus can do, it’ll have to be in a few hours though
@jbartus not sure exactly what you’re looking for, but here are the differences in weeks 2 and 3 (I don’t have anything on week 4 yet)
week 2:
bstjohn: +$13,061,520
somf69: +$16,286,718
(that’s it)
Ran out of time for now, guna check week 3 in a bit.
@jbartus please email me at ivanpavlovmeh@gmail.com when you get a chance - I have some meetings this afternoon, but I’ll have time to reply this evening. Please choose and send a control number in the message (nxxx) and then also post the same number here in-line from your member ID so that I will be able to validate your email address. Thanks.
@Pantheist I’m not last, so that’s something.
@jbartus week 3:
bstjohn: +$7,801,841
confusedkitty: +$144,370,734 I don’t know the real results, but this one does look odd since it’s about 50m higher than (s)he made in the previous week
darksaber99999: +$91,289,628
kassh: +$103,289,265 about 8m higher than previous week
pavlov: +$130,614,480 37m higher than previous week
somf: +$11,126,016
guessing this was just a much higher grossing weekend overall, but since I already flagged the surprising (to me) differences I’ll leave em. No non-0 scores were changed.
fuck you @carl669! how dare you appear to be in the lead after 3 weeks! i hate your dumb ass!
@carl669
Fuck you then.
@Pavlov n0086
@Pantheist guessing it’s the rogue one performance rollovers. Debating how that one should roll over since FML treats the split days as unique titles from the main movie.
@jbartus makes sense
Meant to post this almost 2 hours ago.
Week 5 Form is Live. Week 4 Actuals are posted. Deadline for Week 5 is Noon EST Thursday due to the holiday weekend.
https://sites.google.com/view/fml-early-bird
@Pavlov @f00l @confusedkitty @carl669 @RiotDemon @Pantheist @ELUNO @darksaber99999 @Nuurgle @bstjohn27 @Somf69 @Guardingnome @compunaut @mick @f00l @pbalcombe @kassh @YourLazyButt @speediedelivery @kassh
@jbartus How dare you steal 2 hours from our decision making! I blame you!
@ELUNO I dare on the grounds that I had better things to be doing than even making this form.
@jbartus You can only blame yourself for that!
week 4- open in new tab to make image legible.
@Pantheist Dammit @f00l and her sweet sweet luck!
@ELUNO
I’m such an asshole.
@Pantheist Damn, dropped to 4th. I never should have taken @carl669 's advice in week one and should have kept our picks the same
@Nuurgle don’t worry. i have a feeling i’m going to drop out of 1st this week. i just made random picks with no research at all.
@carl669 wait, you’ve been doing research? I guess I don’t feel so bad about 4th after all.
@jbartus
I blame you that I just entered my picks.
I also blame you that I surely won’t win this.
Upside: having a great time. Thx, Pats fan.
@jbartus
@Pavlov is traveling and won’t be back for a few weeks - please post the results here in the thread when you have them at contest end and someone please @ ping my username. I’ll coordinate with the winner to get the fuku to them! Thanks!
@MrsPavlov let him know I’m sorry I didn’t get back to him been dealing with life this week. Fridge shopping, hospital, accidents, car shopping, work, blizzard. So much crap this week. The rare post I’ve made has bee mobile.
Week 5 Entries, Projections, and Estimates live, as well as a new Standings page. Enjoy!
@Pavlov @f00l @confusedkitty @carl669 @RiotDemon @Pantheist @ELUNO @darksaber99999 @Nuurgle @bstjohn27 @Somf69 @Guardingnome @compunaut @mick @f00l @pbalcombe @kassh @YourLazyButt @speediedelivery @kassh
@jbartus week 5 and standings don’t load anything for me, everything else works normally
@Pantheist @jbartus it says I have to request permission to see the list.
@jbartus This was the problem I had last week when I was away from home. Google acts as tho it doesn’t recognize my act anymore
@Pantheist @RiotDemon @compunaut Sorry it’s been a long week. I keep forgetting that Google isn’t smart enough to share the embedded forms for me.
@jbartus works great now, thanks!
@Pantheist sorry about that!
@jbartus haha, don’t be.
@Pantheist
Fix it so I’m still winning pls.
Thx.
@f00l that’s a lot of people @Pantheist will need to kill off. and i guarantee i’m going to put up a fight.
@carl669
You’ll put up a fight?
Not worried. You’ll be wasted. And you and the rest of us will be enjoying that very much.
/giphy wasted
@f00l fixed
@carl669 - It doesn’t have to be that gruesome.
@f00l why do you think i learned drunken kung fu?
@carl669 how’d you get ip man to teach you?!
@Pantheist i just offered him some tea in exchange of course.
@Pantheist you do realize that if you ignore @f00l you’ll be in 2nd place this week behind me and ahead of @carl669 right?
@jbartus That is insanity.
@carl669 Like a gentleman. Great idea- not like those other assholes who kept smashing up his house and bringing in gangs.
@carl669
@Panthiest
So, @carl669, what was in the tea you film-flammed ip man with, motherfucker? I might want some.
/giphy "drunk fight"
@Pantheist it was insanity. Nuurgle came out of nowhere with a stellar week to pass me.
@jbartus totals all over the place this week
@Pantheist this looked a lot like week 2- you either picked correctly or you were way behind. The others have been mostly balanced, but 2 and 5 were unforgiving.
@Nuurgle @pantheist @jbartus Week 2 was brutal for me, but in week 5 squeaked past nuurgle for my first win
New form live. Ending around midnight Wednesday as usual for normal weekends. Next week we get a weird week… again!
Standings updated, Week 5 Actuals Posted.
@jbartus Why is everything coming out this week R-Rated? I don’t know how bloodthirsty adults spend their money!
@Nuurgle
During the holidays you get the PG and PG-13 kid’s movies.
In January you get the R kid’s movies.
@Nuurgle just do eight screens of Moana, that thing won’t die you can’t go wrong!
Don’t forget we’re on a normal deadline this week guys! For closes around midnight tonight!
@Pavlov @f00l @confusedkitty @carl669 @RiotDemon @Pantheist @ELUNO @darksaber99999 @Nuurgle @bstjohn27 @Somf69 @Guardingnome @compunaut @mick @f00l @pbalcombe @kassh @YourLazyButt @speediedelivery @kassh
@jbartus yikes, thanks. I thought today was tuesday.
@jbartus
I already placed by very lamest picks.
@Pantheist
@f00l Then how do you keep ‘winning’? I suspect there are ‘favors’ being exchanged #raised_eyebrow
/giphy Charlie Sheen winning
/image Charlie Webster winning
@compunaut
It could be that I cheat.
Oh NOO!
How much do I get penalized if I forget to enter one day? Do I lose 2M across the board?
@Guardingnome Don’t know if it’s been officially decided, but last I saw @jbartus pulls as many of your picks from last week as possible forward to this week
@Pantheist @Guardingnome that’s what’s done officially. The only week in question is the transition from Rogue One’s first week to its second. FML treats the individual day versions as unique titles.
@jbartus I don’t quite understand, the 2M deduction across the board happens, or the other comment.
I’m interested how rogue one week one and two are treated differently, and why?
@Guardingnome
During the weekend of Rogue One’s release, the prices were incredibly high for Rogue One per day.
That’s what the site does for movies that are expected to be so huge that nothing else could be imaginably within sight of the weekend earnings for that film - in that case, the site makes you to chose either Friday, Saturday, or Sunday, at different bid prices for that huge movie because of different earning projections per day for that film.
By the next week, they would let you put Rogue One in a theater for an entire weekend because the earning projections had become more in line with a normal blockbuster.
The FAQ is here:
https://fantasymovieleague.com/howtoplay
People who are likely to win in this league do a lot of looking at projected takes, including late release revenue reports, and also play for the bonus points. They also research the previous weeks’ ideal theater lineups to get an idea what works.
@f00l
Aha! So THAT’S what you’re doing! You filthy researching cheater!
@Pantheist
No, I’m just a @f00l. Or a savant. Or a cheater. Eye of the beholder and all.
@f00l on a h11l?
@Pantheist
@Guardingnome the carryover I do is mimicking FML’s handling of theaters. People who fail to put up new screens have their prior week’s screens roll over where possible (still limited to the 15 movies of the week) and get whatever take those movies have that week.
When they split a movie for the weekend it is more complicated, they don’t roll those over, instead the complete weekend title is treated as an entirely separate movie. Thus far I am treating any Rogue One Week 1 day as a pick for Rogue One for Week 2 but am open to reviewing this if people don’t think we should.
@f00l
@jbartus
That’s cool. And I unblame you for doing all this, until I think of something to blame you for.
@mick
@Panthiest
Raining today.
@f00l in the rain
@f00l ooooowwhhhaaa! is this a new game??? what’s the rules??? rain videos or fool videos, or both??? lol
@mick
Every so often I put up YouTube videos proving that I live up to my username. Others are welcome to also point I out that I live up to my username.
Appreciated
If the two people above me (@jbartus and whoever @mopboy is) are also keeping their picks from the early bird I’m surprised how similar we are
@Pantheist I don’t think mopboy is partaking in this jaunt.
@Pantheist so I just looked at the entries on FML and saw what you were referring to. I honestly haven’t even looked at the submissions yet, been too busy with life.
@Pantheist it’s official, @Nuurgle has to be cheating. There’s no other explanation for it!
Week 6 estimates are live.
@jbartus Second guessing yourself at all times seems to be the way to go. Hell, I had Live By Night in my lineup until the last day
jbartus??? what’s going on? are we not playing anymore? is stuff delayed because of the mon. holiday? is it cause Nuurgle has already won?? lol
@mick
Yoo-hoo
@jbartus
New week already. Do you have enuf time to put up the form this week?
You’d better give us past noon to put up our picks since the form isn’t up yet at 6am CST.
@mick @f00l Don’t we have until tomorrow anyway- 4 day weekend last week.
@Pantheist
Dunno. 4 day weekend was never officially confirmed.
@mick until proven otherwise, I think it’s safe to just assume I won the whole thing and no one else needs to try.
/pm @jbartus things are going as planned. Please continue to edit my lineup to keep me on top every week in exchange for half of my prize winnings. Thx
@Pavlov
@MrsPavlov
If @Nuurgle wins, please see that this person receives the worst and most disturbing prize you can possibly come up with.
@Nuurgle I’m on you like stink on a monkey.
/pm @Nuurgle sure thing I’ll edit your lineup from this week forward to consist entirely of showings of the Rocky Horror Picture Show on all eight screens.
@jbartus
Re @Nuurgle
I’d give him Freddy Got Fingered on all his screens.
If he wins he should get that film on Blu-Ray as his prize.
@jbartus
We know you are busy and we might forgive you.
Just a note:
1-1/2 hours till the deadline and the form isn’t up yet.
@f00l you’re off by a day but thanks for alerting me.
Form for week 7 is live, sorry guys between the shortened week and my insane workload I missed it last night.
Deadline is 12 PM tomorrow. Sorry sorry sorry sorry!
@Pavlov @f00l @confusedkitty @carl669 @RiotDemon @Pantheist @ELUNO @darksaber99999 @Nuurgle @bstjohn27 @Somf69 @Guardingnome @compunaut @mick @f00l @pbalcombe @kassh @YourLazyButt @speediedelivery @kassh
@jbartus
So blame yourself, then celebrate something and tell us about it.
Chop chop.
@jbartus its okay. i was getting a little concerned about your health, maybe, somethin going on that included bars or alien abduction predicaments?.. happy you are just super busy!!!
@mick I literally just got home from a client’s 10 minutes ago. Literally. 1:52 AM EST.
And yes this does mean that I heard your cries from the land of my client’s office and took 10 minutes off the clock to build a new form.
Alright… this is either going to go very well or very badly.
Deadline 2.5 hours. Sorry for the extremely short entry period this week. Go go go.
@Pavlov @f00l @confusedkitty @carl669 @RiotDemon @Pantheist @ELUNO @darksaber99999 @Nuurgle @bstjohn27 @Somf69 @Guardingnome @compunaut @mick @f00l @pbalcombe @kassh @YourLazyButt @speediedelivery @kassh
Feeln good
@Pantheist I think I achieved closer to mediocre and awful.
@speediedelivery what’d you go with?
@Pantheist I don’t have my list with me but I did not pick Split. I had several Patriots Day and either Hidden Figures or LaLa Land.
I do little or no research. I choose what sounds good or makes sense to me. Basically do a bit of math to see what is possible and go with that.
@Pantheist
Make sure of this on my behalf as usual pls.
@f00l Don’t you worry, as soon as @jbartus posts his flawed totals, I’ll correct them for you.
@speediedelivery I gotcha, I don’t really research either. I look at the vault thing on the fml website right before our picks are due, then make my guesses. I just also happen to be the luckiest person I know by a wide margin.
@Pantheist flawed?
@jbartus Any result which doesn’t put @f00l on top is flawed.
@Pantheist pfft.
I’m working on the sheets now. Didn’t get home from work last night til 7:30 AM this morning. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
@jbartus Yikes. I hope they’re paying you well.
@jbartus Seconded on the pay better be good.
@speediedelivery @Pantheist I do alright.
This was all Microsoft’s fault anyhow, that and somebody deciding to save $35 per unit buying open-box computers instead of paying the full price on them. The two computers that ate two days were returned to the store for a reason, I returned them as well. Then I had time wasted by Microsoft. Due to the time constraints forced upon me by the open box laptops I had to buy retail which means a compromise on either brand/specs or operating system (Home edition PCs are far easier to find) so I bought a Home edition and bought the Pro upgrade. Unfortunately MS broke the Pro upgrade with their Anniversary Update with regards to the ability of a thus-upgraded computer to actually fully upgrade to Pro. I ended up having to start over several hours in with a clean install of Windows 10 Pro which solves the aforementioned issue but ate vast quantities of time.
@jbartus
No wonder you tried to get out of blame for autocorrect. It’s tough to deal with M$ issues and take responsibility for autocorrect within 24 hours of each other.
@Pantheist I was torn between Split and xXx, and ended up going with one of each since they might be drawing from the same crowd. The one week I tried to do research was my worst ever showing, so I haven’t done it since.
@Nuurgle Haha I know the feeling. Whenever I try to change my mind it gets worse… this week I switched to 6 20th century women because it used all of my extra money and I figured it might be a way to pull ahead. Not looking great there.
@Pantheist Confucius say sometimes extra money not extra, tactical reserve it be.
@jbartus shrug I make one pick for both the early and regular. From what I’ve seen smaller surpluses tend to have larger results.
Thinking back I remember not choosing Patriot Day the week before. If I had been a little more awake I would have skipped it this round too. Still not sure I would have gone with Split although it is looking good now.
@speediedelivery I was thinking Split might do $25-26M; NOT expecting $40M. I’m toast
@speediedelivery I am disappointed by Patriots Day’s performance. Maybe it’s too soon?
@jbartus In my head I think of Tom Clancy’s book instead which I liked. I do think too soon and maybe a bit dark. I have not seen it so I am going with impressions based on the synopsis.
@speediedelivery reviews have been really solid… just attendance has been low.
i’m only like 75,000,000 behind the top people. i don’t write down what i pick, well, cause i figure i’ll remember, but i don’t, ever. i do know i picked monster trucks! another 5 or 6 weeks, using my NEW brilliant strategy, i’ll catch up to all those folks at the top!! lol
@mick you can do it! Go go go go go!
i’m just here to gloat that i beat @f00l by $9.5 million.
@carl669
Yeah but I win
/giphy Charlie Sheen winning
/8ball does @f00l win?
Don’t count on it
@carl669 where do you see this week’s results?
@Pantheist go to Week 6 at the top. then at the bottom, go to Actuals/Results tab.
wait. shit. what week are we on?
@carl669
/8ball is @carl669 wrong about @f00l?
Without a doubt
@carl669 Apparently 7th place had a winning bonus
@Pantheist @carl669 Week 7 official FML results aren’t available until tomorrow afternoon
@carl669 You sound like me trying to figure out what day it is.
@compunaut official FML results went live ~3:45 ago. I’ve been working quietly to get stuff up in a timely manner like I used to before it all went to shit and @carl669 snuck in and put in his entries for this week before I could even announce that it was ready. The nerve!
@jbartus
@carl669
I have made a special effort this week to end things on a high note, to that end I am pleased to announce that the Week 7 results have been published and the entry form for Week 8 has gone live.
I hope you all have been enjoying this little competition as much as I have. Even on the week I screwed up the worst due to my workload we had a high degree of consistency in the number of entries so I really appreciate you guys working around my scheduling insanity.
I would be interested to hear people’s feedback following the conclusion of the contest with regards to its potential future viability. We wouldn’t do anything more during this awards season but when the next season begins we could certainly start up another contest. Get noodling and let me know what you think next week!
@Pavlov @f00l @confusedkitty @carl669 @RiotDemon @Pantheist @ELUNO @darksaber99999 @Nuurgle @bstjohn27 @Somf69 @Guardingnome @compunaut @mick @f00l @pbalcombe @kassh @YourLazyButt @speediedelivery @kassh
@jbartus How the crap is Moana still on the list?? Moana, and Manchester by the Sea. The two movies that just won’t die.
@Nuurgle It was gone last week, but it’s back this week. Never underestimate the staying power of the House of Mouse.
@jbartus @f00l fixed.
@Pantheist
Yea for me!
@jbartus I think it was a lot of fun and loved it. I appreciate the effort you put into it! I got super busy and missed a bunch of weeks. If you were to do it again I would for sure participate. Additionally, I would be willing to pitch in for any prizes we wish to do in the future.
@YourLazyButt thanks for the kind words and interest. I’m definitely considering doing it again. You’ve actually given me kind of a fun idea for how to do a prize for the future, if anyone else is interested in contributing that is. We could do a pot luck fukobukuro as the prize. It could be kind of cool.
@jbartus
I hope this contest happens again and would contribute to a Pot Luck Prize
I intend to be the Perpetual Honorary Winner.
How do you say “Pot Luck” in Japanese?
@f00l Google says ポットラック
I take the presence of two smiley face characters in that word to be a good omen.
@Adios i hate your new name!!! and i wrote a big thoughtful comment all about it!! and than i went to post a stupid smiley thing and my whole comment disappeared!!! i am so pissed off right now!!! cause i do not have the energy to repeat all the wise things i said. now you get the shortcut. do you, and fuck off all the stupid bullshit.
yes, i’m going to lose, but i learned a lot. i am going to beat your asses someday soon. future viability an all… jbartus .
@Adios , that one line didn’t come across the way i meant it to. sorry. maybe, i should not use swear words. lol what i was trying to convey is… just be you, and not let other folks nonsense opinions bother you. i wish you only the best.
@jbartus
Accidentally hit a “request for edit permission” button on the form. Sorry. Pls ignore request.
I blame you for this error plus i blame you for all the weird stuff created by autocorrect.
I celebrate this fun contest and the time you are actually waking to make it work. Thx so much.
Now go fix autocorrect.
@f00l I accept the blame for your ham-handedness but categorically refuse blame for autocorrect now and forever. You go fix it, I’m off duty!
@jbartus
It is the Goat’s job to accept blame for everything, no matter how absurd or insane.
I blame you for autocorrect.
If you won’t accept blame now, when you are Goat when it is your job to do so, then I’ll have to blame you forever, which is my job becaise I am a forum poster blaming the Goat.
I celebrate having a Goat, even a lame Goat won’t won’t properly accept blame.
I celebrate doing my job.
@f00l Nuh uh. Once February hits you have to blame that goat for my refusal to accept blame for autocorrect.
@f00l do you have a means by which I can contact you outside of Meh?
@jbartus
To send me my winnings? Since I am the Special Winner In Perpetuity?
I presume I have won all the government money that’s ever been legally exported from Nigeria.
Do you have a Woot account?
If so, pm me over there.
Use this link
http://www.woot.com/forums/AddPost.aspx?forumid=0&UserID=2440893
My uid is the same over there.
We can talk there, or I’ll give you an email address.
Ps send me a note there and put a code word in it. Then, after, post the foreword here. So I know it’s you.
@f00l I sent you a codeword. I think you’ll know what it is.
@jbartus
You were spozed to post the codeword there, then post it here, to prove that technically you are the owner of that account. Since that is private and this is public.
But I believe it’s you, Pats fan.
@f00l I know what I was supposed to do, I just chose to do it my way.
@jbartus
That’s one reason I believed it was you.
Pats fan.
@f00l I could have made the codeword something Patriots related.
@jbartus
I know. I expected you to be contrary one way or another. You didn’t let me down.
@f00l You love me when I’m contrary!
@jbartus
Love/Hate.
@f00l are we the new @mfladd / @KittySprinkles?
I call dibs on being @mfladd on grounds of Patriots love.
@jbartus
Sent reply over there.
Well fudge. I have no idea what I was working on the other day or if I managed to tweak it to get under budget, but it’s locked in now. Ended up having to work super late and then got home to a house with no internet.
This has definitely been a lot of fun, and a really interesting concept. I still don’t understand all of the bonuses or how to tell if any of them were awarded, but I liked seeing the numbers go up! Thanks for all of the hard work @jbartus. Go…team? Screen?
@Nuurgle Does this mean I won?
@Pantheist Most likely, unless you just picked 8 Moana
@Nuurgle As much as I want a raspberry pi, I wish you’d had the chance to get your actual entries in.
@Pantheist technically I’m winning so… there’s that. Just because I pulled myself out of the running for the prizrs doesn’t mean I’m not eligible to win over all.
@jbartus haha fair enough
@jbartus So, what did you end up picking this time? I went with 2x dog, 5 x lala, 1x manchester
@Pantheist We might need to wait and see how this shakes out now knowing your picks. I know I was initially keeping away from Dog because of the pet abuse drama and delayed premiere, and was leaning toward Split/RE with a random lot of ~$50 picks so our pools would have been drastically different. It’s possible my last calculation was one that included Dog, but I’m still really unsure how that one’s going to do.
There’s always the hope @jbartus wanted to end on 8 Moana also
@Nuurgle Exciting! I hate the waiting part though.
@Nuurgle @Pantheist My Early Birds picks had lots of Dog screens, cuz I hadn’t seen controversy or poor reviews. My regular FML picks ended up heavy on LaLaLand
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@compunaut
It will be easier for me to be the real winner as well as the special honorary winner if you stop being intelligent.
@compunaut Lots of high ranked people on the regular fml thing went dog heavy too, so you might actually be pretty well off this week.
@Pantheist 5x Dog, 1x La La Land, 2x Manchester.
Unfortunately I forgot to enter these picks into the Real FML this week with all the craziness so I’m going to fall fast in the real league I fear.
@jbartus so between you @nuurgle and @compunaut I’ve gota hope dog does poorly and well…
@PantHeist it has to do well.
@jbartus
Sent note over there. Re Thx.
Found a way to blame you for it though.
Can’t be a slacker now can I?
Upon final results being posted the winner will be announced here, the parties with the prize tagged to get in touch with the winner and send it, and then we’ll be done. Thanks for participating everybody, I hope you had some fun with this contest. Adios.
@Adios just adios as goat, right?
@PantHeist
/8ball
Outlook not so good
@Adios
/giphy confused
@Adios
Seriously hope you stick around.
Seriously.
K?
^ x2
@Adios I hope you don’t let the words of some stranger and others in a hateful thread about Trump make you leave meh.
Sometimes people can be downright mean, or maybe they say something that touches us in the core. You have to evaluate how important that person is to you. If they aren’t important, you can’t let their words affect you so much.
Just take some time, and avoid that thread.
@RiotDemon
+++++
@Adios
I’m going to be a canyon and echo RiotDemon here.
Except I’m going to throw a lots of words out, since I seem to be addicted to that. Pls forgive.
And I can’t do that right this sec. In a bit. Gimme a few hours to get back to this. K?
@Adios Out of the loop on the other thread. I have not opened that one based on the title. The echo is reverberating here.
I have enjoyed this Cineplex thing and appreciate the time and effort you put into it. We know you really did not have the time but you did it anyway. So… Thank You! Not enough but I do not have much else to offer.
@Adios
Re: idiot “diagnostic” post, Trump thread:
Suppose for the moment that @drfeelgood - did I spell that right? - is a regular using an alias. (may or may not be true.)
If the writer is known to you/us, then writing such a message under an alias is quite manipulative.
A “psychological discourse” accompanied by “best wishes” all wreathed in fancy language and concepts used badly. The person should have come out and addressed you directly and openly under their normal identity if they had something to say. And they should have done so as equals, as you did in your apology, rather than in the guise of some “compassionate expert” looking down from above.
Uh-huh. Sure.
Although that message with its “compassion” did not seem entirely devoid of value to me, overall it felt quite condescending and pompous. I don’t know if that was the writer’s conscious objective or not, and it doesn’t much matter, since I have no interest in “diagnosing” the writer. The message pretended at sensitivity and humanity while not actually offering not much of either, and used “sensitivity” and “humanity” as a cover for manipulative judgementalism.
if the writer is a lurker (as the message claims), then to come out of nowhere and offer such an appallingly manipulative wrongheaded “diagnosis” under the guise of “compassion” is worse. Is someone trying to set records for pointless armchair psychoanalytic analysis (we all know what that’s worth - less than nothing) combined with pomposity as a cover for a putdown?
And the mention of “alexithymic” writing and the following expansion on that idea. Honestly. it’s almost sickly funny. Some possibilities:
possibly - either this person actually works within or quite near the psychological-behavioral-psychiatric professions. In which case OMFG. OMFG. That sort of shit isn’t bad to the point of being grounds for professional censure or whatever, but it’s bad. BAD. I sincerely hope that no one I care about ever gets near that person in a professional setting. Every person I know, including psychiatrists and psychologists, who has worked in a behavioral health setting, would be professionally appalled and deeply embarrassed to see that word and those concepts used as they were in that post by @drfeelgood, if the post came from a professional.
Because if that message was written by a professional, then that message feels rather like an attempt to use psychological concepts and “compassion” as a means of closeted “revenge-by-high-concept-putdown” with lots of “compassion” thrown in for grins. And the professional who wrote it ought to have enough personal self-awareness to know that. Professionals just know not to do that.
Professional jargon, as used in behavioral health professions, is even more vulnerable to being hijiacked for manipulative or emotional purposes than other word choices, since these jargon words are concerned with behavior and emotion. true professionals are on guard against doing what the writer did, since professionals know they are subject to all the normal motivations and self/deceptions the rest of us suffer from. And they all know that they will fall from grace occasionally, esp under the influence of fatigue, stress, and emotion. And then have to make up for it.
It is true that if the term “alexithymic” is used within the professional world, and properly used as a technical concept among professionals and clients in a professional setting, it may have some value. But not that word as used - with the accompanying discussion of your alleged “pain” - in that thread. Fuck that. And oh yeah. it’s technically wrong.
possibly - this creator of that post took some courses in psychology or does a lot of reading in the field. In which case it’s an amateur’s error. I’ve done it. Sometimes people learn the jargon in a field, and have zero idea how to apply it in practice or in life. This is really wrongheaded, but often the reader/student does not know that.
There is a reason why, in order to accomplish any specific legit and useful psychiatric diagnosis, you need a substantial education, years of supervised and independent practice with patients, professional community feedback, and most of all, hours and hours with a specific individual in a professional setting. There are reasons why professionals do not do what that writer did.
when a patient or client is diagnosed (let’s assume correctly, which can be a challenge), then unless the diagnosis has a clearcut biological basis (i.e. Schizophrenia, bipolar, etc), the diagnosis is more-or-less nearly useless outside a clinical setting, and usually thoroughly misunderstood and misapplied outside that setting. Furthermore non-biological diagnoses are misapplied in clinical practices quite often, and said diagnoses blow with winds of academic fashion. One decade’s “this diagnosis” will be another decade’s “that diagnosis”, all with different implications. So professionals tend to use non-biological diagnoses as a kind of shorthand for symptom collections and nothing more.
And the writer got it wrong to boot.
So, If the post was written by a student of or reader in psychology, the content can be safely ignored; and if you are a nice person, then you may want to feel a little compassion/pity for the writer. Or not.
It’s a common enough error, and forgivable. I’ve done it. Hasn’t everyone played armchair doctor? But you get over it and stop doing that sort of thing if you want to have a clear head.
I do look at people I know - esp those who are difficult - and put labels on them. Speculate on personality disorders they may possess or whatever. Not the end of the world. But I don’t address them in those terms, acting like I’m offering some form of objective consideration of them. And I don’t think of my speculations as being somehow “valid”.
Because they’re not fucking valid. Ever.
if I did that, I would be illustrating that I have zero grasp of the alleged psychological concept, and little grasp of the person I am speaking of and how to behave toward or think about that person.
There are reasons why psychological professionals do not diagnose public figures. Not just because it’s embarrassing and pompous. Rather, because said “diagnoses” are universally and thoroughly invalid.
And if the professionals can’t do it correctly and with validity (they can’t,
mostly because behavior is fucking complex), where does that leave the rest of us, well-read or not, who might want to stuff a category onto someone, or stoop to taking a fancy-assed cheapshot?
possibly - the person who wrote that is in the grip of strong emotion about you - possibly strong closeted emotion. This election and its aftermath and these discussions brought out dark stuff in many of us. No one is guaranteed immunity from that. So much anger and other strong stuff.
what that message contains is not a statement about you, but rather a statement about the closeted state of mind of the writer.
I hope the writer thinks better of that post, over time.
Or there are a host of other possibilities about the real message, the real intent, the real identity and state of mind of the writer. None of us is gonna simply interpret them and figure it all out.
And it does not matter.
People are people. The person wrote what they wrote for their own reasons. Those reasons reflect on the writer, not on you; and don’t make the writer look good.
TL;DR
Don’t you fucking take that message fucking seriously. That message, taken on its face, isn’t worthy. it’s wrong. Whatever’s going on there, I hope the writer re-thinks things and, if the writer wishes to, finds another way and another tone, and addressses you as an equal.
If the message is expressing anger or hurt, then I hope the writer gets past that.
As for the people who starred it:
some people star things to mark reading places. Other may have starred due to anger or hurt and aren’t past that yet. Others because they disagree with you politically. Whatever. Stars are not a place to go judging someone’s soul.
And sometimes people get over things slowly. You gotta give them time, if you are willing to do that.
I sometimes star stuff I strongly disagree with accidentally. Or I didn’t read it or think about it closely enough and then later I catch the error. Or I star - or judge - in an emotional state and later realize I shouldn’t have.
Your apology did have a bit of tortured language in it. So fucking what. Perhaps you were never on the debate team. Perhaps you were never an english major. A lot of tech people write English on ways that aren’t particularly fluid. Tech English isn’t normal English. Many use it.
That’s the reason I made a joke about the writer’s assessment of your language - by claiming you didn’t know English. (I hope you saw my remark as a joke, and not one directed at you. If I missed conveying that, then I apologize. should have thought more carefully and done better.)
Many tech people I’ve known have been teased about “not ever having learned English” because they attempt to write a bit like one codes, clearly to a machine, or like one writes for a tech manual, and it doesn’t look great in a non-tech setting.
I’ve teased more than one techie about never having learned English. And people have teased me. It’s a joke and nothing more.
implying that you are in great emotional pain, and deeply tortured, and showing this or that telling symptom, is just flat out wrong. And the writer is guilty of not knowing themself. Nice.
So ignore it. And ignore who stars it or not. And don’t guess their reasons, beyond possible political disagreement.
if you like at least some of us, then please re-consider - and stick the fuck around.
I mean that. I’ll miss you if you leave, and so will others. As for the ones who disagree with you politically, are hurt or angry - those are mostly good peeps. Maybe they’ll get over it. Or not.
Can’t fix everyone.
@f00l only you would write a TL;DR that’s almost as long as the initial writing.
@RiotDemon
Re TL:dr
It’s a gift.
The more I think about the “diagnostic” message, the more it bothers me. A real example of the Biblical proverb re the mote in someone else’s eye vs the beam in one’s own eye.
Forgiveable, yes. But the anonymous pomposity and covert cruelty don’t make me happy.
@f00l this was not my first run in with the user account in question, nor is there any doubt in my mind that it’s an alias/sockpuppet used by a regular. None. A lurker simply wouldn’t have the kind of investment in things here to write such a willfully hurtful diatribe.
As you’ve noted, the fact of the matter is that even should they have the appropriate qualifications to concoct such a diagnosis, they haven’t got the information on which to base such a diagnosis. They don’t have the background information on the “patient” upon which to develop such a diagnosis.
Honestly the words themselves didn’t bother me. What does bother me is that I tried to extend an olive branch to someone who I was told might be hurting because of something I did and someone who presumably isn’t that individual felt such a compelling need to be hurtful that they jumped in the middle and spew hate. And then as if that weren’t bad enough a bunch of people, including the person who I had been trying to reach out to, decided to endorse that hate.
And yeah, maybe the language choices weren’t the most flowing and natural they could have been, but there’s reason for that. The fact is, I wasn’t and am not as yet convinced that my interpretation of the “OH NOES” cat was incorrect, but I am willing to consider the possibility and reached out accordingly. Every single word was agonized over to eliminate as many angles for conflict as possible because simple statements are already being picked at in that thread.
The Meh forums have become a significantly less fun place to hang out since early November and it doesn’t look to me like things are going to get better any time soon. It wouldn’t be a big deal if it were contained, but it isn’t, people keep bringing politics into virtually every thread. That combined with the disgusting behavior exhibited by some makes this somewhere I don’t really want to spend my free time. You guys’ messages have been read and your support is appreciated but at the very least I am going to take some sanity time away.
@Adios You know my email and full name. Please don’t take this offer the wrong way (not implying you’re like me), but if you ever feel like chatting with a self-diagnosed (and told so by similar psychoanalysts as the one that caused this shit) sociopath feel free to message me on google chat or linkedin. I don’t have any social media besides those and meh, but I love telling and hearing stories.
@Adios If it wasn’t clear from my history and that last post, I’m drunk right now. Point stands, awkward wording notwithstanding.
@Adios @PantHeist I appreciate the support and offer and such but I’d prefer we not derail this thread further with this topic. This was a place for fun and, admittedly partly by my own doing, ugliness has been brought here in the form of this topic. If you guys want to chat about it further you can reach me either on woot or via email, address is my usual name @mehmbersonly.com
I’m also still available on Discord as it has thus far been immune to such subjects and, should such topics come up, there is a designated channel thereof.
@Adios I don’t do group chats.
@PantHeist that’s fine, I was just mentioning availability to whoever might be interested. It can be used for one-on-one communication as well though you’d have to find me first. All good though!
@PantHeist
Fuck you, you sociopath.
You are now one of my favorite sociopaths.
But you aren’t the very mostest favorite.
That’s me.
Btw I decided I could not let drfeelgood’ cleverness go un-remarked on. But I also don’t want to make a contentious thread worse or more hurtful. So I was I think rather circumspect.
It’s here.
https://meh.com/forum/topics/president-trump-1#588ff2aab1044003ec9f135d
@jbartus/@adios
Unlike the idiot writer of that post, I can actually prove that you’re a mentally ill basket case.
My evidence: moi.
Ha ha.
Motherfuckers.
Any idea who drfeelgood is?
Such a lovely lovely being.
On a lighter note, looking at results so far it looks like anyone in the top 5 could still come in second. (Besides @jbartus, because he won with 5 dogs plus a decent lead.)
@Nuurgle @carl669 @compunaut
@PantHeist
And me.
Me me me me me me me!!!
/giphy me
@f00l Well obviously you. You’re in a different league than the rest of us- it’s like little league vs MLB, so I figured it didn’t have to be mentioned.
@f00l I meant you’re the pro and we’re the kids to be clear.
@PantHeist
Resident champ of the Looney Toons League here
/giphy "what’s up, doc?"
@PAntheiST Going into the finals with a grudge against a particular movie probably wasn’t my smartest move. Never bet with your heart, always go with the obvious. I’m curious to see how it will all shake out, especially since my own lineup is still a mystery to me (and probably not very good)!
Also, I’m terrible at replying in line
@Nuurgle Grudge? Dogs? I eat factory farmed pigs- who cares if a dog was thrown in a pool? You should have seen what happened when I tried to give my cat a bath because she had fleas. I had no idea it was possible to climb a tiled wall.
Is the season done? Or how many weeks do we have left?
@f00l That’s it.
@PantHeist
/giphy "I’m awesome"
Week 8 Results are Live. If anyone would like to review the numbers and make sure the results are accurate please do.
Barring any discoveries of discrepancies, @PantHeist has won the contest. Congratulations, @PantHeist!
Final Standings (Top 10)
dammit @PantHeist! you’ve robbed me of a @Pavlov fuku! I’ll get you for this!
oh, and congrats!
@Adios Can’t read Week 8 (again). I blame you
(Do you need to share something?)
@Adios
Much thx for proper acknowledgement of my innate gloriousness.
/giphy gloriousness
@compunaut FUUUUUUUUUUU @Google
Try now.
@carl669 so dramatic!
and it also took me a minute to figure out who the fuck @Adios is.
@carl669 Doesn’t matter- I’ll get your pants.
Thanks everyone who played, and especially @Adios and @Pavlov. More evidence that I’m the luckiest person I know
@carl669 I had the utmost confidence in you.
@PantHeist Please send an email to ivanpavlovmeh@gmail.com with your shipping address so I may send your fuku. In the body of the email you send, please type a random 4-6 digit character string and then come back here and post that character string in reply to this message so that I may confirm that the information is indeed from you and it is not from @carl669 who may be trying to rob you of your prize. Once you have sent me the email and validated back here I will send your package! (I check that email once a day, usually in the afternoon - it takes a little while to get through it all, many people email the old man from the forums here and that is the address they use)
Congratulations!
PS - I may include a pic of my tits just to really make @carl669 jealous! Shhhhh.
Woohoo!
@MrsPavlov
Damn. I wanted the tits pix.
/giphy pleading
@MrsPavlov well shit, guess I don’t have to summon you by name!
I was going to wait for any possible dispute of my figures before dragging you in. Thanks for keeping vigilant!
Please give the old man our best!
@MrsPavlov
PS if you wanna send those pix to me, it’s cool. I’m a chick. No biggie right?
But you don’t want a pix of mine. I rode dinosaurs to school every day as a kid, long ago, so if I were you, I’d be after, ya know, someone in a preferred demographic, which I’m not, being an old fart.
Doesn’t mean I can’t appreciate art tho.
Hmmmm?
@MrsPavlov Woo! Thanks! @f00l definitely won the tit pics though.
edit: and 345589
@PantHeist
Huh? Major allergies. Can barely breathe. Incapacitated and stupid.
What am I not getting? 345589? Is that my altruism score or something?
And awesome of you to share the pix of @MrsPavlov’s <ahem> chest area with an old fart chick who appreciates “fine art” now and then.
@f00l
@PantHeist
Fucking @carl669 is a perv. We all know that.
I bet @MrsPavlov knows that.
Do I know your email address?
If you don’t wanna put email address here, msg me on Woot.
Same uid. Once you’re logged in, here is the link.
http://www.woot.com/forums/AddPost.aspx?forumid=0&UserID=2440893
When you msg me over there 1st time, same deal. Put a code word in the message then come back over here and post the code word after.
@f00l lol, I was quoting MrsPavlov to explain the 6 digit number. I’ll give ya my email anyway because why not
@PantHeist
See above.
@f00l tits
@PantHeist
/giphy tits
It will be a few hours before I’m over there.
No prob.
@f00l wait… why am i a perv? i prefer to think of it as a healthy and creative libido.
@f00l
@carl669 Why does being a perv have to be a bad thing?
@carl669
You are. I can just tell.
Takes one to know …
See below
I never said or implied that it was a bad thing.
@f00l thumbs up was for you. @carl669 implied it was a bad thing.
@PantHeist Got your email and replied!
@MrsPavlov
@PantHeist! congrats!!! you winner!!!
@mick
/image cute thanks
@jbartus/@adios
Ya know, ya don’t have to completely skedaddle.
You could create a new early bird thread for the FML next round, play, just hang in those threads.
@Pavlov and @MrsPavlov don’t have to be on the hook for the prize. Plenty of folks have too much stuff.
I propose rules for those threads.
No politics.
No psychoanalysis.
I imagine that wouldn’t be too bad, would it?
@f00l I thought we already covered this?
I’m taking some me time that’s all. We are presently several weeks away from a new round starting.
@f00l better?
@jbartus
K.
I am in the planning stages for Fantasy Movie League Early Bird Cineplex Contest Season 2 to begin in ~4 weeks to align with the start of the new FML season. If there are any volunteers who would like to help contribute towards putting together (a) prize(s) (I’m really digging my pot luck fuko idea) or help run the contest in other ways (help with the data entry would not be unappreciated!) please don’t hesitate to contact me. You can reach me at {myusername}@mehmbersonly.com (Replace the curly braces and text with my username!)
@jbartus I think I can support the pot luck prize. Is @f00l going to be the perpetual winner again?
@compunaut
But of course. I like to win.
I can prob donate something to the prize.
@compunaut @f00l any thoughts on how we might make the pot luck prize work?
@jbartus
@compunaut and I can make it happen I suspect?
Some idea of what @Pavlov and @MrsPavlov sent out would help so that we can either decide to do a great prize or decide to be lowlife loser cheapskates.
@jbartus @f00l Perhaps along the lines of the Mehtizen Gift Exchange? Everyone who signs up to participate pledges to send a prize contribution to volunteer @_xx, who in turn promises to consolidate/box contributions & send to official winner?
@compunaut well I was figuring on person @_xx but I’m not sure I want to make it mandatory
@jbartus @compunaut @f00l I am willing to help, too. Maybe a volunteer donation towards postage instead of stuff sent? I know money throws a whole new light on a free fun league. If you are sending stuff, you pay postage and then reboxed and paying again. Depending on what is sent, the reboxer could be paying more than planned based on volume and distance. If everyone sent first class or priority it could be forwarded without paying a second time but you would be sending your address to two people.
Just throwing thoughts out. I have to go to work now.
@speediedelivery @jbartus @compunaut @f00l I won’t be playing for a prize next time, but as far as context is concerned I will be posting what @Pavlov and @MrsPavlov sent me as soon as I get it.
@jbartus I’m too poor to really contribute financially, and I don’t want to promise just in case shit gets busier, but I should be able to help you out with with data entry if you want.
@jbartus Actually, you know what? Fuck it. If you do want to play for a prize next time (again, I’m not playing for one anyway), I’ll take care of all the data entry shit so there’s no question about you seeing other entries or whatever the reason was you didn’t play for one last time.
@PantHeist @jbartus Why don’t we just use @f00l as the prize middle-person? Everyone just mails their item to f00l HQ, and since f00l is going to win they don’t have to worry about postage for sending out. Seem easy enough.
@Nuurgle Genius!
@speediedelivery @Nuurgle @f00l
I was volunteering to be the prize sender because I was planning to take care of the postage as my contribution plus get rid of some junk lying around the house. If you guys prefer @f00l to do it that works too, just explaining my end.
@PantHeist this is exactly the kind of reason I wouldn’t make throwing into the pot a requirement to participate. Thanks for volunteering to help with the data entry, I’ll get in touch with you to coordinate. I still won’t be playing for a prize though, I want to encourage as much participation as possible!
@speediedelivery one thought I had was that people could just buy stuff on Amazon and have it delivered to a box near me. In theory if it’s done as a gift I shouldn’t get any personal info when I go to pick it up. Doesn’t quite work for people seeking to dispose of stuff they already have but that could be arranged too.
@speediedelivery
@jbartus
@compunaut
@nuurgle
Don’t like it if everyone’s in one prize. Because the poor sap collating and collecting - that’s a serious pain.
Easier to just grab some decent stuff of your own or someone or a few local folks and send it off.
I think @compunaut and I could do a decent one together. @compunaut?
Perhaps you can follow up with a NE area one?
@PantHeist if you throw in a few of Jan’s cookies, your donation will be the fav ever given. No worries.
@jbartus Just teasing about making @f00l do it, because she always wins. Doesn’t really matter to me who handles the prizes as long as it’s not me
@PantHeist
If you volunteer to donate the prize and then send homemade cookies, I promise that the prize you send will be the best prize ever.
@jbartus i tried the @mehmbersonly. and got…
AW, SNAP! SOMETHING WENT TERRIBLY WRONG.
WE COULDN’T FIND THE PAGE YOU’RE LOOKING FOR. and a jingly song…lol anyways, i am happy to contribute. just let me know, what you need me to do.
@mick it’s an email address. o.o
Too lazy to tag everyone. I am typing on my phone and don’t want to mess up names or miss one.
We could play for bragging rights. I am not sure how many people would play solely for the chance to win a prize. I think they would quit after a week or two if they felt out of the running even if they did play.
A friend’s fantasy football league has a traveling ugly trophy. Winner keeps it until end of next season and gives it to the new number one. Maybe something that the winners username could be added? Perhaps someone has a creative idea in that direction?
Still throwing thoughts out. I do not like the community pitch in idea too much. I think the peer pressure thing might push people away from playing. It is a hassle for the designated organizer and meeting the expectations for the prize. I see some of this in the community exchanges. Then you have the shy ones who refuse to play because they can’t afford to contribute.
@speediedelivery I’m still kinda liking the ‘pot luck prize’, but I understand (& generally agree with) your concerns. Maybe voluntary & (mostly) anonymous prize submissions? Maybe we limit individual prize size to, say, no bigger than a baseball?
The last prize was only a fuku/fuko-style bag, right?
@compunaut Bag, Meh shirt and stuff according to post near top of the thread.
I think idea is fun. I am throwing out some thoughts about it. It is the way I think and create plans. Sometimes I come across too negative in real life. It is harder to write on the forum and show that I am rambling with different possibilities to take into account.
@speediedelivery
@compunaut
I’m against the community pot luck prize because that will be a fucking nightmare for whoever has to pull it together.
An ugly trophy is a decent idea.
Or bragging rights. Or whoever volunteers to do a prize.
We could set the rules to do a “bad” prize. Not gross - just thrift store rejects.
The reason I thought @compunaut and I can do one pretty easily is that I’m kinda sure our gps tracks cross a buncha times every day. And we both offered.
But the prize was never the point. That’s just dessert. The point is making friends and being idiotic and trash talking. Or actually trying to do well and trash talking.
@speediedelivery I shared similar concerns which is why (though I never publicly stated such) when I had a lead a couple of weeks into the contest I dropped my eligibility (though it was still the reasonable thing to do IMHO). One thought I had was to do a series of prizes, and perhaps offer a series of criteria to win. For example, we might do one where the person who selected the best performer for the most weeks wins a prize. Something to spread it around and offer different ways to win.
@f00l as far as assembling submissions into a single prize it honestly wouldn’t bother me at all, I’m game for whatever.
@jbartus
If you’re game that could work.
Hey @compunaut? Better you and I do a prize this time, this once?
Or better to go ahead and all in for everyone who wants to donate,and let @jbartus do all the work?
Prize arrives tomorrow. I’m excited, stay tuned!
@PantHeist i am excited for you too!!
Alright.
So, yesterday I got an email from @Pavlov saying that @MrsPavlov had forgotten to put in a AMC gift card that was supposed to be the bulk of the prize. He also noticed that there were no AMC’s near me anyway, so he sent me a $20 amazon card. Awesome and obviously useful.
Got the box today, and @Pavlov- you are a fucking liar.
Even without the gift card, this prize would have been fucking awesome.
(Sorry the picture quality isn’t great- had to use the laptop webcam to take them.)
FUKU Award Enterprises LTD? Sounds prestigious…
ok, for whatever reason it’s not letting me put all of the pictures in one post. replies coming right up.
Ok, so there is:
Napolean Dynamite picture frame- silly and cute
“hello” greeting cards- fun way to stay in touch, wife will probably steal them. (As she’s reading this, she has told me she already stole them)
Mohu thing- don’t know what this is, but will look into it. Some sort of internet tv thing ? Excited to figure it out.
2 coozies- one meh, one with a little spot for a picture. - love em both.
Bendaroos- Weirdly enough when I want a way to mindlessly relax, I make pipe cleaner animals. Awesome!
FUKU bag- Now I have two! We use the other for our clothes whenever we travel somewhere- now I can bring clothes for me to wear too!
Mobile juice pack- Great for our old phones with constantly dead batteries.
Top Dog, The science of winning and losing- excellent choice for a prize I’d say.
Tooth brush, floss - Also claimed by wife already. She’s excited that it’s her brand of floss. I didn’t know people had brands of floss.
Toothpaste- always useful, also weirdly the brand we usually get.
Extremely bright flashlight. - I’ll probably toss it in the car- the maglite is terrible to hold after it’s been in the car in the winter. This makes more sense.
two raspberry pi Zero 1.3’s. - I’ve wanted one of these for awhile. Now I have two! Looking forward to playing with them.
Big sound mini bluetooth speaker- I kinda wana go on a picnic with music now.
Halo belt buckle - Jen informs me I’m allowed to have this.
XL mediocre lab shirt -
@PantHeist
Get any interesting pix?
Hat, sunglasses, ruler. Don’t I look fly? I’m not allowed to keep the ruler though
Can’t see here, but sunglasses are purple on the side. Best color.
Book is also autographed by… someone. Not sure who, but I assume one of the authors. Cool!
All and all, best FUKU/BOC I have ever received by a wide margin.
Thanks again @Pavlov and @MrsPavlov for being so generous, @jbartus for running this thing, and the rest of you for letting me win.
@PantHeist
Interesting Pix, motherfucker?
FOCUS!
@f00l Hard with a webcam attached to a laptop. I can get a better one when I find my phone.
@PantHeist Apparently mohu can use netflix? This is exciting- I’ve been using this: https://meh.com/forum/topics/philips-blu-ray-player-refurbished which works about 80% of the time, but that other 20% is very noticeable.
@f00l ooh I got you now. @MrsPavlov said she’d be delivering those to you personally.
@PantHeist very cool prize @Pavlov and @MrsPavlov! Thanks so much for providing it for everybody to strive for! You have set a high mark for us to try to match for future contests!
re: mohu thing. Awesome. Works much better and faster than my blu ray player apps did, the keyboard is great, AND it has access to my google account so I can watch alleluia devils carnival and moonwalkers without tying up the computer ^_^
@PantHeist
@MrsPavlov
/giphy anticipation
@PantHeist a great box of surprises @Pavlov and @MrsPavlov put together!!! more congrats !
The new season of FML will be starting next week. I am expecting to be rather busy this quarter and my time will be limited so I am seeking to gauge interest in continuing the contest for this coming season. I have created a brief survey to aid me in figuring out how best to proceed and would appreciate it if you all could take a brief moment to fill it out. Thanks for much for your time and for all the fun that was had during the first season.
FML Early Bird Cineplex Contest 2.0 Survey
RESPONSES WELCOME FROM ALL! PARTICIPATION IN THE FIRST CONTEST NOT REQUIRED!
@Pavlov @f00l @confusedkitty @carl669 @RiotDemon @Pantheist @ELUNO @darksaber99999 @Nuurgle @bstjohn27 @Somf69 @Guardingnome @compunaut @mick @f00l @pbalcombe @kassh @YourLazyButt @speediedelivery @kassh
@jbartus filled it out
@jbartus
This group seems to get the best chatter, so i’m interested.
Forgot to do pix for last two weeks so LUSER!
@PantHeist @f00l thanks for filling out a response! You too, @carl669, @bstjohn27, and our mysterious friend of no name!
@jbartus filled out your survey. a couple things…
prizes… i like silly prizes, a goofy trophy, colored ribbons, turtle decals, crochet pot holders etc…
ya know, dumb stuff. lol
helping… i will, but i’m embarrassingly, not very computer savvy. i can help with the prize stuff.
thank you for putting this together. let me know what you need? i will do my best!
@jbartus ok!
I filled it out. Thanks for all the effort. Let me know if you need help
I think we’ve definitely got enough interest to move forward with this. More to follow.
If anyone has any ideas for alternative ‘winning’ conditions we might offer secondary prizes for please do feel free to share them now!
@jbartus I like the idea of some sort of bonus for using all $1000 movie budget, sorta like the Best Performer & Perfect Cinema get
@jbartus I started this crazy thing, so if you need help with prizes going forward, just let me know - I can always contribute another fuku(o) or something . . . just ping my (or the Mrs.) username.
@Pavlov thank you kindly! I think we all had a lot of fun and it added a whole new level of competition to the standard FML game.
I’m really digging the whole crowdsourced prizes thing. Building on the whole Fuko(u) concept what I plan to do is accept whatever contributions to the cause people wish to offer and use them plus a bunch of odds and ends I have around and/or will purchase to construct a variety of fuko-style prizes with which to surprise and delight the winners of the upcoming contest. The idea being that nobody (save myself) will know what’s in each prize and, even then, I fully intend to have them in identical boxes and mixed up by someone other than myself such that even I won’t know what prize is what.
With that said, if you’d prefer to construct your own prize do feel free, or no prize at all. I really appreciate your interest in helping out with this venture but I don’t want you to feel beholden to myself or the population at large. You more than did your part by putting together such a marvelous prize for the first rendition!
I hope this finds you and @MrsPavlov well, best of luck with your adventures!
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For those interested, the results of the survey were as follows:
Interest in Contest 2.0: 79% for, 14% maybes (one of whom declined to answer any other questions), and 7% against (who declined to answer any other questions) – a no came immediately (both in order and in terms of time) before one of the maybes so they may be the same person having changed their mind.
Willingness to sign up for an FML account: 75% already registered with 25% willing to register, and the two aforementioned abstentions.
There was unanimous support for locking in picks on FML in accordance with our modified deadline with the two aforementioned abstentions.
In terms of prizes, you all are a fun loving lot who are here for the experience more than the rewards… or perhaps the experience is your reward. Either way, the responses averaged a 4.08 on a scale of 1-10 (not counting the two abstentions) indicating middling importance placed upon the availability of prizes, a fact that does not surprise me as I suspect the people who responded were all the ones who stuck around til the end of the last contest regardless of eligibility to win.
Thankfully, nobody found the chance to win prizes to be too detrimental to their interest in the contest with 92% of respondents choosing neutral or better with an average response of 5.41667 and a lowest response of 3.
Multiple prizes and ways to win them got some kind of mixed responses and turned out to be a much less useful stat than I expected so… yay prizes.
I’m going to keep the crowdsourcing results to myself as they really aren’t significant to anyone but suffice to say the overwhelming majority were willing to consider contributing. As far as aiding me in running things, I hope to have this thing mostly run itself but the willingness to aid me is quite gratifying albeit nothing less than I’d expect of our wonderful community members here.