I dare you to do that to a chocolate depiction of the Profit Muhammad. Besides, it is only fair... Speaking of being fair, can you melt Buddha's tummy too?
@hippiechik Says who? I would argue that Santa Claus (in his current form) is just as religious as his origin; children praying to the red-suited God (sitting on his lap asking for gifts they'll never probably receive), offering tokens of sacrifice (milk and cookies), add to that a symbolic leap of faith (going to sleep without ever seeing the sleigh-God coming down the chimney) . . . all done with the hope of gain. And let us not forget being rewarded for your goodness and punished for your naughtiness . . . Add to that years of mythology and well folks, we've got ourselves a religious figure . . .
@discmaster Find some in the 90% off clearance bin, and I'm sure they'll be candidates for melting.
In all reality, shouldn't the existance of the chocolate Santa be the real concern? Some manufacturer created this depiction of Santa, in all his symbolicness, and it's going to be eaten! Isn't "cannibalism" even more brutal?
@Pavlov I agree. Santa is always watching, knows when you've been bad or good and will either reward you or punish you based on whether or not he approves or your behavior. Presents or Coal : Heaven or Hell
MURDERERS! but seriously, did that santa just get thrown out or is it still around? IF it is still around could one of you guys make put it in a ziplock baggy and send it my way?
WTF
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@kanzatonian cotton headed ninny muggins!
It doesn't look cleaner.
Reminds me of that Indiana Jones movie
@billymayfield
@billymayfield yeah, he even started screaming when once it melted a hole in his head. Poor Santa.
THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Do not go gently into that good night, Santa. Rage, rage, you motherfucker.
CHOMP.
Kinda surprised that it wasn't an Easter bunny.
Oh my God, he killed Santa.
You bastard!
Well done.
I dare you to do that to a chocolate depiction of the Profit Muhammad. Besides, it is only fair... Speaking of being fair, can you melt Buddha's tummy too?
@discmaster Santa isn't religious silly :)
@hippiechik Says who? I would argue that Santa Claus (in his current form) is just as religious as his origin; children praying to the red-suited God (sitting on his lap asking for gifts they'll never probably receive), offering tokens of sacrifice (milk and cookies), add to that a symbolic leap of faith (going to sleep without ever seeing the sleigh-God coming down the chimney) . . . all done with the hope of gain. And let us not forget being rewarded for your goodness and punished for your naughtiness . . . Add to that years of mythology and well folks, we've got ourselves a religious figure . . .
@discmaster Find some in the 90% off clearance bin, and I'm sure they'll be candidates for melting.
In all reality, shouldn't the existance of the chocolate Santa be the real concern? Some manufacturer created this depiction of Santa, in all his symbolicness, and it's going to be eaten! Isn't "cannibalism" even more brutal?
@Pavlov I agree. Santa is always watching, knows when you've been bad or good and will either reward you or punish you based on whether or not he approves or your behavior. Presents or Coal : Heaven or Hell
Yay, Santa's face is gone?
If I had a freakin plush Irk troll I could use the steamer to clean off his funk. Cause Irk is funky.
@matthew Dude. Eat your effin' Xmas candy already. Why do you still have that?
@medz They don't anymore.
MURDERERS! but seriously, did that santa just get thrown out or is it still around? IF it is still around could one of you guys make put it in a ziplock baggy and send it my way?
Bastards. Melting Santa's face just because you didn't get the Playstation 4 you asked for. Disproportionate!
what a rip off, the santa wasn't solid chocolate.
god I'm just so in love with meh
I love Santa.
@Barney Purple Santa?