May the next goat come forward, please? (May 2021 nominations)
5Time sure flies by! – and that means @DoctorOw’s month of goatdom is coming to a close too. So with spring season well on its way now, who will be the next mehmber to be nominated for the role as the next goat of the month?
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How about @Kyeh
@tinamarie1974 agreed if only because @kyeh forgot the @.
Maybe I’m clinging too hard to the past but I’m renominating the one and only Nick Jonas fan: @njfan
@DoctorOW
Lynnerizer said her birthday is in May, and I think she’d be a great goat!
@Kyeh
Oops, forgot to “@” you, @Lynnerizer!
@Kyeh
I’ve been @'d, you’ve got my attention. Am I getting a goat for my birthday? Who knew of the possibilities, life after 50 could interesting.
@Kyeh @Lynnerizer be*
@Lynnerizer @njfan
Getting to BE a goat, yes!
I nominate everybody. Make everyone a goat for a month.
Let blame chaos ensue.
@OnionSoup So totes May goats?
i nominate @rockblossom for the goat pun above
@carl669 Orange you going to mention how fucktacular that would be?
@carl669 Only if you want a quiet month. I don’t even read the goat threads, much less participate, so I would just ignore the whole thing like I always do.
@rockblossom That’s totally fine. We’ve had goats like that before already.
@narfcake @rockblossom And ignoring blame doesn’t mean you won’t keep catching it. My life has proven this to be true.
@ExtraMedium @narfcake @rockblossom
So has the ex-wife.
I nominate @carl669 so he can be the blindingly brilliant orange coat goat!
@sillyheathen Alas, @carl669 has served as a goat already and it’s not necessary for multi-term goats yet.
To everyone: a full list of mehmbers who have served as goats before is in this thread:
https://meh.com/forum/topics/calendar-of-the-scapegoat
@carl669 @narfcake ahhhh bollocks! Well I guess he’s still an orange coat goat then!
I nominate @sillyheathen for GOAT… simply because of the art given to the meh staff and now I need to place blame for any potentially crappy IRKs received in May because I’m simply not as awesome/creative.
EVERYTHING IS AWESOME!
@mbersiam ooh. That’s a good point. It would be criminal of meh NOT to make her the next goat.
@mbersiam this, only 75% this tho, because it’s against Mehology to give full effort.
@mbersiam @PHRoG Never whole-ass when you can half-ass. It’s policy around here.
bumping the thread
/giphy bump
Lucio looks more like he is slapping than bumping.
Remember Walter is waiting in the wings in case there is a split vote between interested candidates.
@Felton10 walter needs an account so we can nominate him
@tinamarie1974 How do I set up an account if I already have-keeps defaulting to my account.
@Felton10
(chanting) WAL-TER WAL-TER WAL-TER
@Felton10 Your nominee from last month is in the running again - are you going to vote for her?
@Kyeh I really want Walter. He watched how I preformed and he is ready to get to work from the first day.
@Felton10 Well, maybe if you vote for @Lynnerizer, she’ll allow Walter to guest-goat sometimes, on days when she’s busy or something - just a thought!
@Felton10 Walter is ALWAYS waiting in his wings.
Dang it you all made me actually look at the label and I was impressed.
/giphy expensive-unpopular-vest
@mbersiam How did this comment end up in here? It’s completely out of context. But I’m ok with that
Walter is not stressing about the upcoming vote for goat of the month. Here he is eating a blue crab claw this afternoon for lunch. Does he look stressed. Not a care in the world.
@Felton10 Do not rush Walter. Never do anything fast. This is Meh, where standing policy is that everything must be done half-fast.
@Felton10 @mike808 I thought it was half-assed?
@Felton10 @tinamarie1974 @ExtraMedium
/image pete fountain half-fast marching club
@ExtraMedium @Felton10 @mike808 must be a NOLA thing
@ExtraMedium @Felton10 @mike808 @tinamarie1974