May the next goat come forward, please? (May 2021 nominations)
5Time sure flies by! – and that means @DoctorOw’s month of goatdom is coming to a close too. So with spring season well on its way now, who will be the next mehmber to be nominated for the role as the next goat of the month?
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Lynnerizer said her birthday is in May, and I think she’d be a great goat!
@Kyeh
Oops, forgot to “@” you, @Lynnerizer!
@Kyeh
I’ve been @'d, you’ve got my attention. Am I getting a goat for my birthday? Who knew of the possibilities, life after 50 could interesting.
@Kyeh @Lynnerizer be*
@Lynnerizer @njfan
Getting to BE a goat, yes!
I nominate everybody. Make everyone a goat for a month.
Let blame chaos ensue.
@OnionSoup So totes May goats?
i nominate @rockblossom for the goat pun above
@carl669 Orange you going to mention how fucktacular that would be?
@carl669 Only if you want a quiet month. I don’t even read the goat threads, much less participate, so I would just ignore the whole thing like I always do.
@rockblossom That’s totally fine. We’ve had goats like that before already.
@narfcake @rockblossom And ignoring blame doesn’t mean you won’t keep catching it. My life has proven this to be true.
@ExtraMedium @narfcake @rockblossom
So has the ex-wife.
I nominate @sillyheathen for GOAT… simply because of the art given to the meh staff and now I need to place blame for any potentially crappy IRKs received in May because I’m simply not as awesome/creative.
EVERYTHING IS AWESOME!
@mbersiam ooh. That’s a good point. It would be criminal of meh NOT to make her the next goat.
@mbersiam this, only 75% this tho, because it’s against Mehology to give full effort.
@mbersiam @PHRoG Never whole-ass when you can half-ass. It’s policy around here.
I nominate @carl669 so he can be the blindingly brilliant orange coat goat!
@sillyheathen Alas, @carl669 has served as a goat already and it’s not necessary for multi-term goats yet.
To everyone: a full list of mehmbers who have served as goats before is in this thread:
https://meh.com/forum/topics/calendar-of-the-scapegoat
@carl669 @narfcake ahhhh bollocks! Well I guess he’s still an orange coat goat then!
Maybe I’m clinging too hard to the past but I’m renominating the one and only Nick Jonas fan: @njfan
@DoctorOW
Remember Walter is waiting in the wings in case there is a split vote between interested candidates.
@Felton10 walter needs an account so we can nominate him
@tinamarie1974 How do I set up an account if I already have-keeps defaulting to my account.
@Felton10
(chanting) WAL-TER WAL-TER WAL-TER
@Felton10 Your nominee from last month is in the running again - are you going to vote for her?
@Kyeh I really want Walter. He watched how I preformed and he is ready to get to work from the first day.
@Felton10 Well, maybe if you vote for @Lynnerizer, she’ll allow Walter to guest-goat sometimes, on days when she’s busy or something - just a thought!
@Felton10 Walter is ALWAYS waiting in his wings.
How about @Kyeh
@tinamarie1974 agreed if only because @kyeh forgot the @.
bumping the thread
/giphy bump
Lucio looks more like he is slapping than bumping.
Walter is not stressing about the upcoming vote for goat of the month. Here he is eating a blue crab claw this afternoon for lunch. Does he look stressed. Not a care in the world.
@Felton10 Do not rush Walter. Never do anything fast. This is Meh, where standing policy is that everything must be done half-fast.
@Felton10 @mike808 I thought it was half-assed?
@Felton10 @tinamarie1974 @ExtraMedium
/image pete fountain half-fast marching club
@ExtraMedium @Felton10 @mike808 must be a NOLA thing
@ExtraMedium @Felton10 @mike808 @tinamarie1974
Dang it you all made me actually look at the label and I was impressed.
/giphy expensive-unpopular-vest
@mbersiam How did this comment end up in here? It’s completely out of context. But I’m ok with that