Marklog's story

Trailmix thought this was worth mentioning said
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So I was looking for the thread containing the story that got @marklog voted as the scapegoat of the month and I believe it's been lost forever. Does anyone have a direct link or archival of the story? I tried explaining to a friend where the "tl:dr I fingered my dog" thing came from but it's not as funny that way.