Make your own Bag of ______

JonT posted some pics said Wed, Jul 23rd 2014 at 5:11pm ET

Since none of you slackers have posted pictures of the make your own Bag of Meh kits we sent with the Fukubukuros @hollboll, @MEHcus, and I decided to take matters into our own hands.

You're welcome in advance for the nightmares these are sure to cause.

Hopefully this will cause you to spring into action and post yours. If you don't these puppets will show up in your bed along with paper bag @snapster.

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MEHcus said Wed, Jul 23rd 2014 at 5:17pm ET:

Muhahahah

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medz said Wed, Jul 23rd 2014 at 5:19pm ET:

You want me to show bunch of weirdo creepazoids what I look like?

I might make one of my cat...maybe. I'll have to ask if she's ok with that.

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janetv said Wed, Jul 23rd 2014 at 5:25pm ET:

I'm so indifferent for what is to come. Wish I got one.

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Starblind said Wed, Jul 23rd 2014 at 5:33pm ET:

I like the use of two different eye sizes to denote extra-disturbing madness instead of just regular madness.

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Grimskull89 said Wed, Jul 23rd 2014 at 5:53pm ET:

I only got one googly eye... so I guess I could make a cyclopic meh puppet? o.o

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- Or you could just try using the crayons to draw on eyes
  
  MEHcus said Wed, Jul 23rd 2014 at 5:54pm ET
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- Better yet, draw an eyepatch over the other eye.
  
  k3nd0 said Wed, Jul 23rd 2014 at 6:42pm ET
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studerc said Wed, Jul 23rd 2014 at 6:45pm ET:

I'm getting a zombie kinda feeling from this...

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Mac454 said Wed, Jul 23rd 2014 at 9:43pm ET:

I believe this is the first non-employee bag(s) posted. I decided to use my children because they are adorable.

BIG MISTAKE.

They'll be decorating their bag bodies tomorrow since they are in bed now, but because of these bags, I'm quite afraid to even open their doors to check on them. Scroll down at your own risk.

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- ...terrifying
  
  medz said Wed, Jul 23rd 2014 at 9:47pm ET
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- Those eyes... Freaking creepy. I can't wait to get my stuff!
  
  capguncowboy said Wed, Jul 23rd 2014 at 9:48pm ET
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- Fantastic!
  
  studerc said Wed, Jul 23rd 2014 at 10:02pm ET
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- hart said Wed, Jul 23rd 2014 at 10:18pm ET
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- Poor kids, they will be scared to look in the mirror for years.
  
  viciousterra said Wed, Jul 23rd 2014 at 11:35pm ET
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- Holy crap that is terrifying.
  
  MEHcus said Wed, Jul 23rd 2014 at 11:51pm ET
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- Good thing I didn't wanna sleep tonight.
  
  Trailmix said Thu, Jul 24th 2014 at 12:17pm ET
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patti said Wed, Jul 23rd 2014 at 10:12pm ET:

@jont At least you're using those gifs I painstakingly created to look incredibly creepy but almost perfectly looped.

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Thumperchick said Wed, Jul 23rd 2014 at 10:15pm ET:

These pics have convinced me to NOT make a puppet. I'm afraid it will eat me.

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- Do it! It's been over an hour, and mine haven't eaten me y
  
  Mac454 said Wed, Jul 23rd 2014 at 10:45pm ET
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- @thumperchick I'm gonna pin mine up on the wall to ward against other puppet creatures.
  
  hollboll said Wed, Jul 23rd 2014 at 10:49pm ET
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djanlp said Thu, Jul 24th 2014 at 3:11pm ET:

I'm afraid of myself. I don't think I can sleep for fear I might come after me.

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- I'd like to think that everyone's puppets are on their side and they ward off other evil things like @hollboll said.
  
  JonT said Thu, Jul 24th 2014 at 3:25pm ET
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- @JonT You mean, they ward off the evilness of everyone's else's puppets? So in effect, we are all against each other?
  
  djanlp said Thu, Jul 24th 2014 at 3:31pm ET
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- All I'm saying is if any puppets, including yours, try to kill me in my sleep I want mine watching my back with both uneven sized eyes.
  
  JonT said Thu, Jul 24th 2014 at 3:52pm ET
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- Dj that bag has haunted my nightmares!
  
  Raider said Mon, Jul 28th 2014 at 12:25am ET
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- @Raider I'm glad. :-D
  
  djanlp said Tue, Jul 29th 2014 at 11:46pm ET
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Thumperchick said Thu, Jul 24th 2014 at 3:38pm ET:

I love that people are opting for color photos to make their puppets. The color makes it more disturbing for some reason.

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xarous said Thu, Jul 24th 2014 at 10:39pm ET:

I will make one once my fuku arrives.

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capguncowboy said Thu, Jul 24th 2014 at 10:46pm ET:

So, I made one of my oldest daughter. My younger (3) daughter was in my office and asked what I was doing. I held up the puppet and said "It's Anna!" She was excited until I made "Anna" talk. Then she screamed in terror and ran down the hall way in utter fear. These things are officially creepy.

I took the face off of it and tossed it, and put the googly eyes back on the bag. Nope, it's the mouth. That creepy, creepy mouth.

I had to lay down with her tonight at bedtime to get her to go to sleep because the bag puppet was too scary.

At least she won't have nightmares about Clown Sharks anymore!

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- You should totally put the bag in bed next to her for a delightful morning surprise.
  
  medz said Thu, Jul 24th 2014 at 10:49pm ET
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- I bet my wife's divorce attorney would think it was funny, whoever she hired afterwards.
  
  capguncowboy said Thu, Jul 24th 2014 at 10:51pm ET
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- @capguncowboy @medz
  
  i_drew_that said Fri, Jul 25th 2014 at 10:56am ET
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- Bingo said Wed, Jul 30th 2014 at 6:54am ET
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Thumperchick said Sat, Jul 26th 2014 at 10:29pm ET:

My printer found this to be such a terrible idea that it's refusing to print.

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bluejester said Mon, Jul 28th 2014 at 12:48am ET:

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- Pretty much exactly how we reacted when we saw them.
  
  JonT said Mon, Jul 28th 2014 at 12:51am ET
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medz said Mon, Jul 28th 2014 at 5:44pm ET:

Terrorizing the kitteh.

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- Awww…not pictured, the followup immediately after:
  
  JonT said Mon, Jul 28th 2014 at 5:47pm ET
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- I wish my job was to find fun gifs and post them...
  
  chellemonkey said Tue, Jul 29th 2014 at 6:01pm ET
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- MEHcus said Tue, Jul 29th 2014 at 6:10pm ET
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- JonT said Tue, Jul 29th 2014 at 6:18pm ET
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- hollboll said Tue, Jul 29th 2014 at 8:28pm ET
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Bingo said Tue, Jul 29th 2014 at 6:15pm ET:

Man I spent like an hour trying to put a short video together and fucking everything went wrong. My printer ran out of ink, then I reprinted them the wrong size. Then I couldn't find any glue so I was using tape. Then I taped shit up all wrong. Then my video camera started flaking out. Finally just before throwing everything across the room I poured myself a strong Manhattan and decided I'm come revisit this another time. Assuming I can save the template.

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