Meh the community has decided our next mission is to make you sell meh t shirts again. As the days go on this post is expanding and I can’t be vague with the greatness of how this perfect shirt has to be. The material has to be tri-blend or something comfy, thanks @furbdog. The genius @tnhillbillygal also told me I should check myself before I wreck myself with bad sizes, personally I want a large, however, I would assume the community could handle S, M, L, XL, and possibly XXL? We want to represent our communities in the most average way we can, you know you wanted another movement to happen so here it is. I will post this every day until the t shirt sale happens. Apparently the community is getting greedy with the shirts and they need more than just one simple meh shirt. No the community apparently wants meh shirts for every occasion listed here: @surfeit wants a cat meh shirt, @wstull1 wants one that says “I bought candy corn at meh”, @nolrak wants one that says “I still have most of the candy corn I bought from Meh”, @stallion wants a #speakerdock shirt, @jst1ofknd wants a faces of meh shirt, @j8048188 wants a " “stealth” meh shirt. (the black shirt with black text on it)", @PHRoG also chimes in with "SHIIIIIRTS! (black on black, specifically, you taunted me with the random small one that my daughter theived (ok, he confesses, i gave it to her), and @blndfayth wants a hubman t shirt !
@nolrak Honestly, I want everyone who visits meh to come to the comments and just keep asking for random shirts. I don’t care how long this gets. This is for us. If anyone ever wants me to stop or not to mention them, please let me know.
@PHRoG@ruthwik1 Polos…with collars? Somebody’s a bit o’ a fancy-pants. Or employed…
Thanks @PHRoG ~ my 1st tablet drawing ever! Not much different than if drawn on paper. For reals.
@reclaimercube I’d be100% in on this 'cept we live FL and need that cool quick dry fabric. S’pose we could make it into a tank top ourselves but my fiance and our roomie need 4xl. Like the idea of just the Meh logo on it: Let the sheeple read their own interpretation into it. (Can we have a mehdiocre brown option, too?)
People who cannot sing buy these magic noise machines. I sing and play guitar. Why do people who can’t sing buy a device that amplifies their lack of ability? I know that sounds mean but I’m kinda grouchy tonight. $274 buys at least six singing lessons which go a long way. I do think that upholstered, it would be a nice foot rest.
Oh my god, the front plate even has the label “CLIMAX PARTY ADJUSTMENT SYSTEM”. Luckily all of the flashing lights on the thing will make it impossible to read.
So unless you’re blind drunk or an American businessman visiting Japan or a blind drunk American businessman visiting Japan who else is going to buy this?
Wow…don’t think I’ve ever seen this happen. Almost an hour in and so far, Meh’s been skunked!
Also, note the leet Meh button clicks! If Meh were a slot machine, that’d be a jackpot! Do I win a prize? I should probably win a prize. (Black on black, XL, address is on file.)
@phendrick OCD me was going to wait a full hour passed…but, then I caught the button click counter and just kinda went with it. Took a few cuz uploading pics on mobile takes an engineering degree.
An hour in and NONE sold yet? Is that a record? Or just the stats update broken?
Personally, I don’t karaoke; never did; never will (unless somebody kidnaps me and gets me really drunk.) So pass – but otherwise looks like a real party machine!
Has Meh hired a new buyer? They don’t know Geeks are too awkward to go to parties. The items that sell are XXL shirts, expired Christmas candy, speaker docks, weird kitchen gadgets, hacked spy cameras, luggage no one needs, cheap tools that try to do everything, and Candy Corn. Okay, maybe not Candy Corn anymore, but a Karaoke machine is definitely not for the audience of Meh even with Bluetooth. Now if it came with waving arms, that could be a winner.
Awesome writeup. How long did it take you to come up with all the names? I do think you need more boyd bands, though.
This is so funny, I want to buy one.
Hoping they have as many of these as they did candy corn and they start packing them with sunglasses, a stupid hat, some pineapple drinking cups, and a beach shower curtain… in for three then!
I’m fairly sure if this thing were to climax all over my party there would be a lot of paperwork that i don’t want to be a part of. Plus it would take me out of the running for that federal judgeship I’ve been angling for.
Needs an XLR connector, or at least information on whether a high-end USB microphone would work with it. It looks like they’re only expecting people to plug USB storage into this thing.
Might save me money versus PS4 SingStar song purchases, but I need another gigantic tower device like I need the cold that has robbed me of a voice for the past week.
I want a hubman shirt with the hubman spelling out meh. like the village people do YMCA. Which is a song that would sound great on today’s offering I just don’t have the 274 dollars for it. I actually have the 100 watt version of this at the warehouse and really enjoy it. It doesn’t have climax or football on the eq. but it gets the job done and only cost 95 dollars on B&H photo.
Specs
What’s in the Box?
1x Entertainment system
1x Remote control
1x Power cable
1x FM antenna
Price Comparison
Was $399.99 at Amazon
Warranty
90 day Mediocre
Estimated Delivery
Thursday, July 9th - Monday, July 13th
Meh the community has decided our next mission is to make you sell meh t shirts again. As the days go on this post is expanding and I can’t be vague with the greatness of how this perfect shirt has to be. The material has to be tri-blend or something comfy, thanks @furbdog. The genius @tnhillbillygal also told me I should check myself before I wreck myself with bad sizes, personally I want a large, however, I would assume the community could handle S, M, L, XL, and possibly XXL? We want to represent our communities in the most average way we can, you know you wanted another movement to happen so here it is. I will post this every day until the t shirt sale happens. Apparently the community is getting greedy with the shirts and they need more than just one simple meh shirt. No the community apparently wants meh shirts for every occasion listed here: @surfeit wants a cat meh shirt, @wstull1 wants one that says “I bought candy corn at meh”, @nolrak wants one that says “I still have most of the candy corn I bought from Meh”, @stallion wants a #speakerdock shirt, @jst1ofknd wants a faces of meh shirt, @j8048188 wants a " “stealth” meh shirt. (the black shirt with black text on it)", @PHRoG also chimes in with "SHIIIIIRTS! (black on black, specifically, you taunted me with the random small one that my daughter theived (ok, he confesses, i gave it to her), and @blndfayth wants a hubman t shirt !
@reclaimercube this is going to be epic in about a weeks time
@nolrak Honestly, I want everyone who visits meh to come to the comments and just keep asking for random shirts. I don’t care how long this gets. This is for us. If anyone ever wants me to stop or not to mention them, please let me know.
@reclaimercube cab we request for polo t-shirts, and get rid of the meh.com, just
MEH is fine
@reclaimercube
@reclaimercube bless you for doing Joe Pesci’s work here! May the terrible accent and jokes keep you company in the afterlife.
@reclaimercube @surfeit oh shit…this is so terrible its awesome! Def a winner!
@ruthwik1 I get the appeal for this…but, it seem so, not meh?
@reclaimercube AAll 100% cottony cotton mehness!!!
@PHRoG @ruthwik1 Polos…with collars? Somebody’s a bit o’ a fancy-pants. Or employed…
Thanks @PHRoG ~ my 1st tablet drawing ever! Not much different than if drawn on paper. For reals.
@reclaimercube Wouldn’t be ironic if the first IRK was a t-shirt with a picture of Irk?
@reclaimercube screw the T-shirt I want a hooded sweatshirt
@reclaimercube What I wouldn’t do for a candy corn shirt
@reclaimercube
I’m late to the party. I was sleeping at meh time. You forgot about me again. I want a faces of meh shirt.
@reclaimercube
Sorry… You did mention me. You the best!
@reclaimercube I’d be100% in on this 'cept we live FL and need that cool quick dry fabric. S’pose we could make it into a tank top ourselves but my fiance and our roomie need 4xl. Like the idea of just the Meh logo on it: Let the sheeple read their own interpretation into it. (Can we have a mehdiocre brown option, too?)
@reclaimercube Or the cat above: That’s awesome! Like somebody who almost cared tried to draw Bill the Cat from Bloom County.
That is one expensive speakerdock.
I don’t really need so much thrust…
@BillLehecka
I’m literally at a karaoke bar right now.
@tonylegrone kick their speakers in and then pitch the bar owners on our great product, thanks in advance
@tonylegrone video or it didn’t happen
@nolrak sorry.
@nolrak turns out there was a video. Here’s me singing Weird Al
@tonylegrone
Carry-oak-ee
One time I called it karoke and my friends were all over me!
@mcemanuel Kenny are you okay, or you okay Kenny?
But how do they fit in the ear? Or are these over ear?
“Clock with sleep mode and alarm setting”
That’s one heck of an alarm clock.
/giphy wide awake
@tnhillbillygal also, one heck of a fm radio
@tnhillbillygal I need at least 1000 watts to get out of bed.
So my meh rule of all meh items must be 50% or more has not been met here!
Party thruster is a two pump chump? Say it ain’t so, LG.
I don’t think I’ve ever wanted anything less. I already own something called a party thruster but I think it’s incompatible.
@mehgrl anything can be a party thruster if you try hard enough
1000w of people screaming karaoke? Crap…
Couldn’t you find a picture or two of this item, meh?
I feel like singing…my heart is blue…see stars in a day with deals like this…I have no clue…but oh it is not a day…
People who cannot sing buy these magic noise machines. I sing and play guitar. Why do people who can’t sing buy a device that amplifies their lack of ability? I know that sounds mean but I’m kinda grouchy tonight. $274 buys at least six singing lessons which go a long way. I do think that upholstered, it would be a nice foot rest.
Btw, can it really be classified as a karaoke system if no Mic is included?
Mad ape den karaoke anyone?
Oh my god, the front plate even has the label “CLIMAX PARTY ADJUSTMENT SYSTEM”. Luckily all of the flashing lights on the thing will make it impossible to read.
@jandrese You don’t want a party climax? Maybe a hand party then instead? But then you’re probably not having a karaoke party!
So unless you’re blind drunk or an American businessman visiting Japan or a blind drunk American businessman visiting Japan who else is going to buy this?
I feel like we should get together and gift one to @fastharry — I think he could use some karaoke in his life
@nolrak thats mighty white of you…appreciate it!
@fastharry
Um…what? I suck at karaoke, why would I want to blast it a mile away?
PROTIP: Buy this if you are FEMA. Otherwise, um, why?
I’d like to hear some Chicawgo.
If I have to listen to a bird band, I would have to choose Pink Flamingoyd. Yeah, that’s right, I said it.
@CatFriend Just flockin’ with ya.
wtf?..Who at MEH decided to buy these pieces of crap?
LG Page about it (manuals in support tab):
https://www.lg.com/us/home-audio/lg-OM7560-mini-shelf
LG page about music flow:
https://www.lg.com/us/support/answers/music-flow2015/set-up-your-musicflow
At this price I expect to see a lot of these show up in the first IRKs
Life is NOT Good with LG. Every product from them fails in almost every aspect. There must be a reason these were discontinued.
@SoftAsFur I am currently using a LG V20 and I second your statement. LG is crap and am not buying anything LG
@SoftAsFur You sure it was just one reason?
@SoftAsFur I have an lg tv from 2008. Still works great.
@jzmacdaddy Yes, but I’m sure navigating the remote/menus is a nightmare.
Wow…don’t think I’ve ever seen this happen. Almost an hour in and so far, Meh’s been skunked!
Also, note the leet Meh button clicks! If Meh were a slot machine, that’d be a jackpot! Do I win a prize? I should probably win a prize. (Black on black, XL, address is on file.)
@PHRoG Touche.
My post just edged out by you; below.
@phendrick OCD me was going to wait a full hour passed…but, then I caught the button click counter and just kinda went with it. Took a few cuz uploading pics on mobile takes an engineering degree.
An hour in and NONE sold yet? Is that a record? Or just the stats update broken?
Personally, I don’t karaoke; never did; never will (unless somebody kidnaps me and gets me really drunk.) So pass – but otherwise looks like a real party machine!
@phendrick My old roommate ran an entertainment business, featuring karaoke. I’d sometimes haul gear for him, but I never went to the mike!
Someone bought one!! In Cali…sooo many questions!
Are you the one that’s at karaoke and you secretly slaughtered their machine, making them buy one?
Do you have aspirations of being the next american Idol?
Are you really, really, REALLY drunk (or, high…both?)
Are you looking to impress your asia/pacific clientele?
Do you just like karaoke and are jumping in on a killer deal?
Looked at photo and all I could think of is…Sarah Conner and the Governator!!
Has Meh hired a new buyer? They don’t know Geeks are too awkward to go to parties. The items that sell are XXL shirts, expired Christmas candy, speaker docks, weird kitchen gadgets, hacked spy cameras, luggage no one needs, cheap tools that try to do everything, and Candy Corn. Okay, maybe not Candy Corn anymore, but a Karaoke machine is definitely not for the audience of Meh even with Bluetooth. Now if it came with waving arms, that could be a winner.
@hchavers
But Halloween is coming . . .
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
@hchavers no no, you’re missing the point — with this, you can pretend you’re at a party without ever leaving your bedroom!
@nolrak Geeks do that already. It’s called Reddit, or Call of Duty, or World of Warcraft, or …
What class amplifier?
@makhay
/giphy high class, of course
@djslack @makhay Wooooow!! What is going on there?!? It’s frightening.
@djslack @makhay @PHRoG
That looks like the best or worst spin class ever, depending on what that guy’s party thruster is doing. Speaking of which:
/giphy party thrust
Awesome writeup. How long did it take you to come up with all the names? I do think you need more boyd bands, though.
This is so funny, I want to buy one.
No, no, I really do not.
Does this include sufficient amounts of alcohol for me to want to karaoke?
I’m in at $100. No more.
@audiocontr ^^^^this
You spelled “squawking” wrong in your ad copy. It’s “Squawking Heads”, not “Squaking Heads”. WTF is a squaking head anyway?
Next meh needs to sell a big, with good acoustics, shower so that people have a place to use this thing.
Is this a record (the kind you don’t want)? Are these going in the first IRK? Nearly 8 hours later and only 2 sold.
I thought it was a gaming computer when I first got to the page. Quickly disappointed.
Robin Zander approves of Chirp Trick
Jesse Pinkman picked up one.
2 sold so far. I think the second is in New Jersey…
@jst1ofknd
3 more sold. Can’t tell you the states because I suck at geometry.
lol - wut?
Hoping they have as many of these as they did candy corn and they start packing them with sunglasses, a stupid hat, some pineapple drinking cups, and a beach shower curtain… in for three then!
Third sale! We have a third sale, folks!
@lljk and it only took 9 hours!!!
I predict we’ll have a grand total of 11 sales by the end.
I actually kinda want this… but not at THAT price!!!
You kinda forced my hand here:
The list of bird-themed artists was solid.
That is all.
You have to LOVE and I mean absolutely LOVE Karaoke to spend $286 on @ karaoke machine?
Has anyone made any Asian & Karaoke jokes yet?
My Chinese girlfriend was terrible on the karaoke last night.
It went down like 99 Lead Balloons.
Thank, Thank you, Ill be here all night
@NoImNotNSA
Party Thruster is absolutely not invited to any of my parties.
The meaning of “EPIC FAIL”…
So 7 sold 10.5 hours in.
This clearly was a planned easy day for the warehouse.
You only bought 10 of these right, Meh?
@RedOak I personally bought 10 for myself, yes.
I’m fairly sure if this thing were to climax all over my party there would be a lot of paperwork that i don’t want to be a part of. Plus it would take me out of the running for that federal judgeship I’ve been angling for.
Monstrosity.
Yeah, buy two for a rad stereo experience!
These sales stats raise an interesting question — what’s the record for least sales in a day?
Needs an XLR connector, or at least information on whether a high-end USB microphone would work with it. It looks like they’re only expecting people to plug USB storage into this thing.
Might save me money versus PS4 SingStar song purchases, but I need another gigantic tower device like I need the cold that has robbed me of a voice for the past week.
“Brian, don’t!”
@SirLouie There seems to be an absence of a certain ornithological piece.
Can’t believe you didn’t go with “Cheep Trick”.
can’t wait to see the packing job they do…
I want to get party thrusted. Not for that much cash though unfortunately.
I want a hubman shirt with the hubman spelling out meh. like the village people do YMCA. Which is a song that would sound great on today’s offering I just don’t have the 274 dollars for it. I actually have the 100 watt version of this at the warehouse and really enjoy it. It doesn’t have climax or football on the eq. but it gets the job done and only cost 95 dollars on B&H photo.
No Counting Crows? The Eagles?
@Poopy Sure there is. I’m not sure if they still tour though.
If only you shipped to Canada, I’d take one!
@dude Yeah, but would you buy one?
Wow… 2 sold and no more selling… weird… very weird Meh…
@jusjonzin 19 sold.