Last minute flights - Priceline, why hast thou forsaken me?

JerseyFrank thought this was worth mentioning said
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My buddies in Miami want me to show up for homecoming. I want to go. If there's a seat on a flight that takes off in the next 2 hours, why is it $840?

I figured priceline might be able to hook me up with a flexible red-eye for under $200, but no such luck. Looks like I'm not getting on a plane for less than $350, and that's with bad connections to a "nearby" airport.

Damn you economics (& @thumperchick)!