Kids say... toddler edition...,
9Newest. We had dinner out with @stitch. He’s almost 3.
I hear from the back seat…
@stitch What The Fuck
@stitch What The Fuck
@stitch What The Fuck
@stitch What The Fuck
@stitch What The Fuck
@stitch What The Fuck
Now. I’m thinking wtf myself…
I whisper to my wife "is he saying wtf"
We both crack up laughing.
Then my wife says waterfall
I ask him waterfall buddy?
He replys waterfall (but it sounded like what the fuck a minute ago)
We live next to a small dam. He sees the waterfall from the dam. I guess we need to work on announciation.
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Probably should work on your enunciation while you are at it!
Enunciation is the act of pronouncing words. Make sure your enunciation is clear when ordering in a restaurant so you don’t get French flies instead of French fries. Enunciation is from the Latin word enuntiationem, meaning “declaration.”
Annunciation definition. An announcement made by the angel Gabriel to Mary, the mother of Jesus, that she was going to bear a son, even though she was a virgin. Her son was to be called Jesus.
Heheheehehe.
Back when ours was very little and could only say momma, Dada, kitty, snack, etc… I was feeding her lunch and she said “mama?!” I replied, “she’s at work” to which baby replied what sounded like, “bitch”. Further hilarious discussion revealed “bitch” was her trying to say “work”. Every time I’d say mommy was at work, baby would call her out. Lolz.
Damn WTFs.
/giphy badumtsh
When we lived in Monterey, CA, I had to fly out of San Francisco airport with our 15 month old daughter to visit my parents. Himself stayed behind to attend Post Graduate School classes so the hour+ drive job of taking & picking us up at the airport fell to him.
California drivers are…well, to put it bluntly, they suck. On the drive home we were busy catching each other up on the details of our week apart, so we sorta forgot about Little Bit in the back seat until someone cut us off badly enough for husband to utter a few expletives, including the lovely descriptor:ASSHOLE!!!
For the next hour of the ride home we heard from the backseat the lilting tones of our little one singing “asshole, asshole…asshole.”
My tr sounds came out as f sounds, so my older cousins thought it was clever to buy me toy trucks for Christmas. Jokes on them though, because I had femendous fun playing with my toy fucks.
My mother later taught me to say t-rucks instead. Well, t-ruck you, mom. You ruined my entertainment value.
@capguncowboy heheh I told @sohmageek that my son went around yelling fire fuck every time he saw a fire truck!!!
Don’t go chasing What The Fucks, just stick to the rivers and the words that you’re used to.
@Nuurgle gold star comment haha
When my oldest was a toddler, he couldn’t quite make his s sounds correctly. They always came out as an sh sound and on an episode of Max and Ruby they had taken the city bus and kept saying city bus everything they saw one so for the next few months, everything we’d be out and he’d see one of our public busses he’s yell out SHITTY BUS.
The looks from others was hilarious.
What’s with parents making their young kids accounts? I’ve only seen it here. Then again, I don’t have any social media accounts, so perhaps I’m out of touch. Is this like a facebook/instagram/social media thing?
My toddler says, “I wanna fuck” all the time. I give him a fork and he’s good.
My exe’s little boy used to announce that “I wanna watch fuckin’ awound!”
We knew that was not what he was trying to say.
Finally his older brother translated: He wanted to watch Fox and the Hound.
In my Border City, Spanish is the first language for more than half the population. I can scrape by in basic communication but I’m not bilingual. I was in line at a fast food restaurant and this maybe three year old boy started talking to me in Spanish going on and on and on. Finally his dad smiled and said “Don’t mind him, he thinks he speaks English.”
I love these sites of creepy things kids say. My sister and I were both creepy kids, sensitive to things unseen. My grandmother was gifted, and she knew just what we were seeing. My poor mom was not and ended up being creeped out a lot. This site has a lot of good ones. This one"s my favorite, although the one right after it is also great.
"I was tucking in my two year old. He said “Good bye dad”. I said, “No, we say good night”. He said “I know. But this time its good bye"
Had to check on him a few times to make sure he was still here.”