Keanu Reaves Day - May 21, 2021
10Just read an article that apparently our handsome Keanu has two, two TWO movies coming out on 5/21/2021!! Yup both Matrix 4 and John Wicks 4.
Which one will you see?
Wait that’s not right, which will you see FIRST? Yup, that’s better
/giphy Keanu
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I will see Matrix. I’ve never seen John Wick.
@jst1ofknd oh John Wicks is great, and you have a whole year to see the first three movies
@tinamarie1974
Are they streaming anywhere?
@jst1ofknd @tinamarie1974
The 1st and 2nd one are $4 to rent on Prime, Youtube, Vudu, Google Play.
It says it is available on Hulu and SlingTV, but it’s not clear if that is included or extra charge.
The 3rd one is $15.
@jst1ofknd he’s a little increased with that beagle though
@jst1ofknd obcessed… Thanks phone
Look, I’m just going to watch River’s Edge again. No matter what I might tell you otherwise.
The way he was dodging bullets and moving faster than everyone else, I thought they were both the same. I was half expecting Winston to morph into Agent Smith and his wife to come back as Trinity.
KuoH
@kuoh I mean, he got shot a whole lot in John Wick
@spitfire6006006 Those were just glitches.
KuoH
The Matrix is my all time favorite movie so I’ll definitely be watching that first.
Yes yes yes yes yes!!
/giphy Keanu is so cute
@moonhat Pop quiz hot shot. The bus has no brakes and is headed for a crowd of people, but the only direction you can veer away to points directly at a baby in a stroller. Which option do you choose?!
KuoH
@kuoh @moonhat
@kuoh the baby stroller full of can of course
@kuoh @moonhat I choose “At least I’m taller”
I’ll be watching whichever comes out on home video first, I’m sure.
I’m more interested in John Wick, though. The only Wachowski films I really liked were The Matrix and Speed Racer.
I’ve heard that multiple times but I still think it’s unlikely. Big studios lose tons of money when they compete with another major release on opening weekend. Unless it becomes a big Keanu-double-feature promotion, I think they’ll move one. Probably The Matrix - higher chance of being delayed?
@MegaHenzoid that makes sense and I would agree of the two JW is the most promising. That said I will contemplate having the opportunity to be at the theater surrounded by Keanu lol
/giphy multiple keanu
I honestly can’t get excited about a new Keanu Reeves film. Constantine absolutely ruined any excitement for his films for me. I completely hated that movie. I will watch Matrix because it is Matrix, but there will be no excitment behind it.
@jst1ofknd sorry I cannot help myself
/giphy sad Keanu
@jst1ofknd @tinamarie1974 I can’t either…
/giphy Keanu keanu
@jst1ofknd @moonhat oohhh nice one!
@jst1ofknd meanwhile I loved Constantine.
@RiotDemon
What are your feelings about Pulp Fiction?
@jst1ofknd wasn’t really a fan. I mean, sure, there are a few scenes that are good, but overall, meh.
@RiotDemon
Pulp Fiction was the absolute worst movie I have ever seen.
@jst1ofknd that I can’t agree with. I’ve seen much worse.
@RiotDemon
That’s why I qualify with the worst movie I’ve seen. I don’t see a lot of movies…
I picked that one because most people I know LOVE it…
@jst1ofknd @RiotDemon maybe know better people?
@jst1ofknd @RiotDemon No way it’s the worst movie you’ve seen. Everybody on the planet saw Avatar.
@jst1ofknd @Limewater I didn’t mind avatar. Apparently a lot of other people liked it too since they filmed four more movies and built a whole section at Disney.
@Limewater @RiotDemon
I liked Avatar. It definitely wasn’t worth all of the hype and the depression…
Do you remember that? All the people getting depressed after watching it?
It took us a long time to watch it, not because of this, but because we don’t watch a lot of movies. I used to joke that I new I would be depressed after watching the movie so I was getting depressed in advance. I had pre-post-Avatar depression.
@jst1ofknd I do not remember the depression thing at all. I do remember this guy though:
https://geekologie.com/2019/02/mr-avatar-tattoo-man-hes-still-at-it.php
@jst1ofknd @RiotDemon I must have been living under a rock
@RiotDemon
Wow. And he apparently tattooed his penis too… At least according to the text…
@jst1ofknd here’s better pictures before he went all blue.
https://geekologie.com/2015/02/dare-to-dream-avatar-tattoo-guys-legs-ar.php
I remember reading about this when it was happening. Every time he got a new tattoo there was a new post on geekologie. They’re just so bad.
I feel this is the right time and place to share this.
Whichever comes out first…and all the others I can cram in. He’s still so tasty after all these years! Yum.