@eeterrific@yakkoTDI I was expecting a video of kids learning the dangers of lawn darts and the listening was going to be to their reactions when their folly finally hit them.
I really don’t get this at all. Making table games into “yard games” doesn’t make sense to me. If I want to play Yahtzee or Farkle outside I I’ll just sit at my patio table and play with the regular dice.
This is my first purchase from the site, first awareness that you exist, thanks to my adult son who sent this deal to me. I love the attitude and snark here. I will definitely be back! (Thanks, Zac!)
Since I’m a skeptic, I did double check the specs to make sure I knew how big they were… def not as big as I thought, but they’re the perfect size for what I need. I plan to use them indoors so they will be great for my group of toddlers, who can’t use regular dice because they are choking hazard. I ordered them, because they are a good value for their size, Even though they are not “giant”. No biggie.
Specs
Product: Jungle Gym Kingdom 10-Piece Yardzee & Yard Farkle Giant Wooden Dice Set
Model: B08DRWS32D
Condition: New
What’s Included?
Price Comparison
$45.99 at Amazon
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Thursday, Dec 11 - Monday, Dec 15
No yard darts? Lame.
@yakkoTDI Listen and learn why no lawn darts.
Please don’t cry.
Lawn Darts-vQ
@eeterrific @yakkoTDI I was expecting a video of kids learning the dangers of lawn darts and the listening was going to be to their reactions when their folly finally hit them.
Disappointment.
@eeterrific I already know. I am old and part of the reason.
@stinks Disappointment here too.
@eeterrific @stinks @yakkoTDI
And I just spent the last several hours listening to all kinds of hilarious songs on YouTube!
@eeterrific @stinks @yakkoTDI
She’s got a lot of funny songs, all different topics.
And for all of the cat lovers…
@stinks
ISWYDT !
@chienfou I know I know.
/giphy rimshot
This is the case when we need a banana for scale.
@cengland0 Yeah, those kids could have a pituitary disorder or something!
@cengland0 @ircon96 3.5" cubes. I expected way bigger from the photos.
@cengland0 @ircon96 @RiotDemon Huh - I did too -
I’d have guessed 5" or 6".
@cengland0 @ircon96 @RiotDemon That’s what she said.
@cengland0 @ircon96 @RiotDemon @Pony
Dick’s has these - 6", but twice the price:
https://www.dickssportinggoods.com/p/rec-league-lawn-dice-game-20eqqulwndcxxxxxxstg/20eqqulwndcxxxxxxstg?recid=product_PageElement_pdplanding_rr_3_52670_&rrec=true
@ircon96 @Kyeh @Pony @RiotDemon
Nice Dice.
Hey, I’m a poet but didn’t know it.
WHAT THE FARK??
/giphy scorched-bleak-undead
@tinamarie1974
Cool! I’m so tempted to get these…
@Kyeh i have an obsession with games
@tinamarie1974 I just have liking for things that are amusingly out of scale, like this pencil.
I can’t help thinking about Sparkle Farkel and her family when I see this game.
Perfect for your next game of back alley craps.
/showme meh.com giant dice, banana for scale --seed 1
@mediocrebot what the what??
If I opt-in to a setting to pay a penny more each time I buy, can you show me dollar amounts without the .99 stuff?
@stinks
it’s 20 bucks…
@chienfou Time to return the favor.
/giphy I see what you did there
@stinks
for small fee I am sure you could find someone to email you the ‘adjusted’ price every day.
/giphy it’s only money
@chienfou I guess I could probably hack up a Chrome extension.
@stinks
Like this?
3.5 inches is “jumbo”? Boy, tell my wife that.
Because she’s looking for large dice.
@mcanavino well, these are in fact 555% larger than traditional 16mm dice… 3.5" is off the charts! All in perspective I guess
@troy Yeah once you really get ahold of a pair and roll them around, you can feel their weight.
My DM is going to be pissed when I take out the entire battle mat.
/buy
@eVil It worked! Your order number is: mummified-deserted-candycorn
/image mummified deserted candycorn
My yard is not big wnough for these.
@hchavers are you Beetlejuice?
/giphy Beetlejuice
Some reoccurring complaints about build quality on Amazon, but what the hell… the kid should like it for Christmas.
/buy
@haydesigner It worked! Your order number is: monstrous-pagan-incantation
/image monstrous pagan incantation
Cool looking record, @mediocrebot.
/giphy spooktakular-crude-castle
3.5” is not “giant”. I was considering buying, I’m glad I stopped to check the dimensions. Size matters.
@Pony well, these are in fact 555% larger than traditional 16mm dice… 3.5" is off the charts! All in perspective I guess
@Pony Because you’re…pony size?
@eeterrific I fucking well AM pony size. But I am not for sale.
Crap!
@mooseis Or perhaps you meant
Deuce!
I had to cancel the / buy, I almost forgot about my $5 coupon!
/giphy howling-sticky-firefighter
Inches? I thought you said giant?
I really don’t get this at all. Making table games into “yard games” doesn’t make sense to me. If I want to play Yahtzee or Farkle outside I I’ll just sit at my patio table and play with the regular dice.
In for 2.
@Trinityscrew
Suckered in by the $19.99 price point, were you??
A game identical to a tabletop small game, but bigger, does not make a yard game.
Or: call that a yard game? This is a yard game.
No D20? No dice.
This is my first purchase from the site, first awareness that you exist, thanks to my adult son who sent this deal to me. I love the attitude and snark here. I will definitely be back! (Thanks, Zac!)
Since I’m a skeptic, I did double check the specs to make sure I knew how big they were… def not as big as I thought, but they’re the perfect size for what I need. I plan to use them indoors so they will be great for my group of toddlers, who can’t use regular dice because they are choking hazard. I ordered them, because they are a good value for their size, Even though they are not “giant”. No biggie.
@LisaMAW Welcome to the site. We are a strange group of people and everyone is usually very nice to other members. Enjoy.
@LisaMAW They will be perfect for little kids! Great idea.
@kostia @LisaMAW
Welcome new mehtizen! You’ll have fun here!
@LisaMAW Greetings Mortal!! Glad you have found our corner of the internet and I will apologise now if you are offended by dead hookers.
@LisaMAW
/giphy shes a witch
@cengland0 @LisaMAW LIES! No one is nice here. Ever.
@LisaMAW People are mostly nice - sometimes they can be rude and uncouth - but so can you, if you feel like it!
@Kyeh @LisaMAW
if you are fond of music come play with us…
(but I must caution you… we are pretty deep into most playlists!)
Driving Game 42
Farkle was one of the best parts about the game Kingdom Come: Deliverance.
Just give me some Jarts and we can call it a day.
Arrived today. Fun.
Just got mine over the weekend. Nice size. Should be fun!!!