JonT is... Slipping
2My fellow Amehricans:
May I present to you this thread. In it, I produce the glorious http://speakerdocks.net to be used every SDF. Seeing the amazing reference I have made and what is surely to become the regular domain name of meh @JonT guaranteed me two (2) speaker docks by the end of the year. I am writing you all today to reveal that it is now two business days after the new year, the mail has been delivered, and no speaker docks have shown up at my door at all. Now I get to be a pedantic jerk and complain that the free stuff I am to receive isn't coming fast enough. I encourage every Very Mediocre Person reading this thread to never come to the site again and cancel your memberships to force the hand of meh to meet the following demands:
1) 2 speaker docks at my door next week
2) $10 for the price of the domain name, plus any transferral fees if they want it.
3) A humble, thought out apology from @JonT, preferably with him and Irk sharing a video together on the main page with a length of approximately 2.5 minutes.
4) Gibe Kickstarter flair
5) Free VMP 4 Life
If these demands aren't met by the end of the month, I'll have no choice but to keep coming to this site every midnight to try and find a good deal on random junk as well as continue to subscribe to VMP because, let's face it, dat free shipping.
@JonT what are you doing with your life?!
If it isn't obvious for some reason, this is completely tongue in cheek and it's no big deal.
If I don't get goat for this post something is wrong with meh.
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@jont is a sucker for people that want to be goat.. ...you're a shoe-in!
@unixrab Who says I want to be goat? I'll just be surprised if I don't get it.
@JazzyJosh good point
@jazzyjosh 2 days? Ha! @studerc wishes his goat prize was only two days late.
@dashcloud 2 days...HA. Try over three months...but alas, meh. @JonT continues to pull at my heartstrings, but I ain't in any hurry, it's all good in the hood.
@studerc I'll share the medal @dashcloud provided in Fantasy meh Ball
Shame you hadn't purchased 'meh.com' once upon a time. That guy is $100,000 wealthier...
@Cinoclav I would challenge anyone to come up with any three character dot com site that is not already taken. I have tried every obscure random sequence and someone has already cybersquatted it.
He didn't say the end of which year. He Could have meant the Lunar New Year. Just like my stuff was going out "tomorrow" haha. He's a busy guy, and I'm just hoping it is because it is so awesome, it needs that much prep work.
You think YOU have problems. I was suppose to get a button for drinking a crappy drink on video. Yeah, like that will ever happen.
i'm pretty sure i never got my 2nd place ribbon for my high jump in my 5th grade class olympics. come on meh, 29 years is really far too long to wait for my reward. of course, i blame @joelmw. and you, meh. damn you both.
@carl669 Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarl
@lichme @carl669 Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahrl!
@carl669 Rest assured,
@carl669 (http://goo.gl/t6rf7K)
Everything's slipping awaaay so!
In the tradition of introducing random and mostly inappropriate images of small adorable furry things, I offer this as concurrence with the general tone of things here in this noble cry against the injustice of it all.
In other news . . .
Among the many injustices of my tortured existence, these immortal words from Mr. Simon sums up the one that keeps me up me nights.
@joelmw /sum damnit
@joelmw Come get sum?