Ive bought 3 useless things in a row here, and now my girl is mad at me- Should I go upstairs?
63 nights straight I've taken advantage of my VMP status to waste $40. My lady says I'm nuts and is pissed- Why doesn't Meh sell a "make her happy" bag or at least a "pillow on the couch for doghouse guy" fuku?
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Clearly you need a new girl.
@thismyusername next up on meh...
@thismyusername Absolutely agree. If your girl isn't a fan of Meh and the great deals offered daily let her walk. You deserve sooo much better.
When are they selling more hot latin girls without the jealousy attachment?
@Bayamonprieto77 I thought that feature came standard on that model. Yours must be custom.
Was hoping to find a "jailbreak" model like my Iphone, to meddle with.
Can't answer whether to go upstairs. Depends on how bad the injuries are likely to be. That varies according to the girl in question.
Otoh, you should prob buy more stuff here. You can still get more rope lights!
@f00l Chicks like rope lights.
Don't they?
@El_Oel ask Hank!
@El_Oel especially if the lights are 50 shades of meh
@El_Oel
Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken?
@curtise cuCAW cuCAW
@El_Oel @curtise
@hollboll Poor Gob... Always late to the party, eh?
Always go upstairs, unless you don't have stairs. In that case, go sideways.
@lumpthar going down is so much better
I would like add, that when you pass her on the stairs keep your head down and don't make eye contact.
@mfladd
That's right. Best to treat her like you hope she's not a mugger.
just say you are sorry, over and over, each purchase...
It's time to push the eject button. You clearly are not compatible. If she has trouble with your relatively benign bullshit how's she gonna handle new truck and jetski?
@cranky1950 She doesnt know that the new Benz the "neighbors" bought is actually mine!
Take the elevator.
It keeps getting stuck at the 13th floor....
"a "make her happy" bag "
So....a bag of dicks then?
@RedOx How many of you fit in a bag?
@Bayamonprieto77 depends on the bag ;)
@RedOx like a bag of pot of gold cookies?
http://www.amazon.com/Somewhere-Rainbow-Patricks-Cookie-Cutter/dp/B00TJ47DDK
ps- definitely read the comments.
Well, if you're not going to go upstairs, you might as well buy more meh stuff. I mean she already thinks you're nuts, so what's the difference?
@eeterrific And if she gets exasperated and moves out, then, hey! - more closet space to store meh stuff.
Agreed!
They did sell the bamboo pillows for men in doghouse recently.
Need more info: Are you spending her money or your money? Are both of you saving together to buy something like a house or a car?
I really really really wanted a Segway, but my wife said no, until after we had enough downpayment for a house. Now we've been in the house 8 years and I think "that's a lot of money for a Segway, and where the hell would I ride it?" ride it about the yard while weed wacking? use it to play golf?
@miko1 Why the need for info? Are you one of her jealous girlfriends? lol