I've been a bad boy
11I decided to see how many purchases I have made in 2017 here at meh, and I found out I have only made 1!
/giphy shocked
Here I was thinking that I am a dedicated meh shopper, when in reality I guess I have been more of a window shopper.
So, I feel I should do some sort of penance for meh not being able to tempt me. Tell me, what should I do? I think anything I should have to do should involve alcohol, but that’s just me.
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Buy a portable barbecue grill and cooler. That should make up for it. And then choose a drinking terrible video to try- any one will do.
@sammydog01 I was thinking that, but that would constitute torture, instead of just penance.
@ConAndLibrarian Buy two, they’re small.
Buy the offered item each night for the next 30 days. You can do it. Dare to dream. Reach for the stars. Other inspirational phrases.
@awk
/giphy thinking about it
@awk Yes and then sign up for the next merician exchange and gift them forward LOL
Uhhhh okay. Okay okay.
First, procure the alcohol.
Then, fashion a straw effigy of a beloved icon.
Then, douse it in the alcohol. You aren’t allowed to drink it, don’t even LICK the effigy. This is supposed to be sobering for you, for your transgression.
Light it up.
Stare into the fire and ponder your actions. Get really existential for a bit.
Then, uh
Just buy something, ya dingus. I don’t know. From us, I GUESS.
I don’t know.
Don’t just start fires, kids.
@ThomasF I liked your thinking, right until you got to the purchasing of things.
@ConAndLibrarian I liked @ThomasF’s thinking until he said don’t start fires.
@ThomasF I think this is some form of alcohol abuse.
Just maybe.
@Barney @ConAndLibrarian @2many2no Hey, I don’t make the rules. And you probably shouldn’t start fires for no reason.
Burn with purpose, my friends, burn with purpose.
@ThomasF Words of wisdom… words of wisdom.
@ConAndLibrarian
Dint bother with the purchasing.
Just make sure your effigy is Crepes Suzette.
Then, after the fire goes out, I think you know what to do.
/image crepes suzette
@f00l
/giphy Homer drooling
@ConAndLibrarian - Get 3 six-sided dice. Roll them to determine your penance. Report the number to this thread, along with the date of the dice roll. That many days after the date of the roll, you will purchase the item Meh offers regardless of its nature or price. Should you fail to do so, you should properly feel right awful about it, and roll again.
/8ball Should @ConAndLibrarian follow @duodec’s advice?
Without a doubt
/8ball Can /roll be used?
It is certain
You rolled a total of 6
/roll 3d6
@narfcake no no no, @ConAndLibrarian has to roll for himself!
@jbartus Oh come on! It’s not like we’d totally not rig the outcome!
You rolled a total of 1
You rolled a total of 2
You rolled a total of 3
You rolled a total of 42
/roll 1d1
/roll 2d1
/roll 3d1
…
/roll 42d1
See! Not rigged!
Also:
If you do what others do, you’d rage cancel your VMP.
@cengland0 I love being in this exclusive club, I’ll never cancel.
@ConAndLibrarian especially since the door closes begins you and you can’t get back in.
Buy something daily for the next 7 days (including if it is a fuko) and send the item to random meh forum members (the fuko you can send to me because with this internet at my mom’s I will never, ever get one due to 3-5 mbps and the signal repeatedly dropping)
@ConAndLibrarian Here’s something to ease your conscience a bit: If you still have VMP, clearly you are buying it each and every month. If Meh isn’t shipping anything to you, other than a slight bit of bookkeeping, they’re turning a profit.
See? Life is okay, after all.
@Shrdlu
@ConAndLibrarian
That VMP certainly excuses all my various shortcomings and my actions for which I might owe amends.
Sometimes non-Meh people don’t quite understand this when I explain this to them.
My Offering:
“Oops, I was 30 min late? Sorry! Hope i didn’t screw things up for you too much.
But you know, I have VMP so I kinda already apologized in advance. So don’t be irritable or feel insulted or un-valued, ok?”
Their Reaction:
<Blank, slightly disgusted look.>
“What? Ok, just nevermind.
Just stop talking about it, ok? Shaddup.”
Do 100 push ups every day for a month. That way you’ll get stronger, look better naked, and increase your confidence. And an increase in self-worth lends itself to an altered worldview, which will help you see Meh’s daily offerings in a different, more positive light, possibly encouraging you to buy more often and feel less guilty about enjoying all the ancillary benefits of this community.
I looked at my orders from 2017… Also only one. I kinda regret it, because I ended up not even needing it.
/giphy why am i even still here?
Seriously… Last purchase was December 18, 2015!
@thejackalope
Because there’s a “here” here.
/giphy here
