It’s so hot that…
The Air Conditioning installation and service companies have all increased their contributions into their employee 401Ks and personal IRAs.
@ircon96 True!
Maybe the icy looks from the other woman are keeping her from overheating.
I like seeing how sexy a dance can be without even any “twerking.”
@chienfou@ircon96@Kyeh the winters dont bother me so much. Summers might be better if I could get that elusive pool! The price of ingrounds has sky rocketed and I dont enjoy sitting in a pool of my own sweat!
@werehatrack
Do you mean filling it with water, or filling it in to get rid of it?
I know around here when you fill a pool if you contact the water board they will read you meter before and after you fill it then not bill for sewer for those gallons.
Not sure where you live but DAMN your water must be expensive.
It’s so hot that…
The eggs jumped off the sidewalk and back into the frying pan.
It’s so hot that…
The rich people here are booking tours to the Gobi Desert.
It’s so hot that…
The Air Conditioning installation and service companies have all increased their contributions into their employee 401Ks and personal IRAs.
It’s so hot that…
The crawsfish have hired lawyers complaining about having been left outside to boil, citing cruel and unusual culinary conditions.
It’s so hot that…
A search for Death Valley on Google maps now brings up Central Texas.
It’s so hot that…
Paris Hilton has given up saying “That’s Hot”.
It’s so hot that…
I bought a watermelon and it turned into a steam melon
@carl669 No fuckin’ way.
It’s so hot that…
something something something yo momma. It’s so hot that I cannot be bothered to use energy to come up with a joke.
@blandoon It’s so hot that even yo momma seems frigid in comparison?
@blandoon @xobzoo
It’s so hot …
Yo momma got on OnlyFans to cool off.
It is so hot that my balls have become one with my leg.
The chickens are laying hard boiled eggs.
I saw 2 fire hydrants fighting over a dog.
… the corn is popping right in the field.
Her actions don’t exactly match her words:
@Kyeh Wow, she’s crazy good! And, after she takes off the gloves, at least her outfit is appropriate for a heat wave
@ircon96 True!
Maybe the icy looks from the other woman are keeping her from overheating.
I like seeing how sexy a dance can be without even any “twerking.”
@Kyeh
That must be it! And amen to twerk-free tapping! Lol
@ircon96 @Kyeh
And in high heels no less!
Nice! Loves me some Cole Porter.
(And I’m glad I’m not the only one who does not find twerking appealing.)
That the soft material on my bbq tongs handle actually melted today.
@tinamarie1974
Yikes!
@Kyeh @tinamarie1974
yep… Gotta love STL. It’s the worst of both worlds:
Blistering summers and frigid winters
@chienfou @Kyeh @tinamarie1974 Sounds like heaven, no thank you very much!
@chienfou @ircon96 @Kyeh the winters dont bother me so much. Summers might be better if I could get that elusive pool! The price of ingrounds has sky rocketed and I dont enjoy sitting in a pool of my own sweat!
Down here, filling an in ground pool can cost as much as the pool, as one of my neighbors discovered after the second in-warranty repair.
@werehatrack
Do you mean filling it with water, or filling it in to get rid of it?
I know around here when you fill a pool if you contact the water board they will read you meter before and after you fill it then not bill for sewer for those gallons.
Not sure where you live but DAMN your water must be expensive.