“Post haiku!” they said “When you share this great deal!” But the deal? Meh.
Meh.
Meh Meh Meh Meh Meh Meh Meh Meh Meh Meh Meh Meh Meh Meh Meh Meh Meh
Haiku takes effort and mental concentration For Meh? Why bother.
A deal-a-day site, And for each item that’s sold, An onslaught of snark.
(Apologies to Kobayashi Issa)
Why not contribute? An Amazing idea! Give me a irk bag.
I will not do it Post haiku in the forum I will not comply
@ybmuG Your haiku you said it will not be posted here and yet there it is
@ybmuG You would not comply? That does not appear to mean What you think it means
Haiku? At this time? It’s late and I need to sleep Procrastinate? Meh.
What the eff is this? I refuse to play along Goodnight and Godspeed
This just bothers me a little more than it should. I’ll see myself out.
Conceive poetry Type with protuberances It’s instant regret
@replicacobra Protuberances? /giphy finger
@GrandmaLyn Appended digits Poke precise investiture Syllabic intent
@replicacobra Really tempted to giphy ‘appendage’ or ‘poke’ but I think I should restrain my childish compulsion
@GrandmaLyn /giphy appendage
@GrandmaLyn /giphy poke
@GrandmaLyn Phalanges wiggle Suggestive digital words Chuckle impishly
I need a stiff drink But I only have beer in Refrigerator
@OnionSoup Wait - no batteries? Your fridge is so very sad Good for nothing. Meh
@Kidsandliz
Crap, I forgot them No batteries in my fridge Only food and drink
I remember when We used to write cool Haikus On case mates dot com
@pmarin And now Haiku here In that most meh of places Very far from cool
I liked wine dot woot but sadly it is no more thank you Jeff Bezos
@pmarin /giphy greed
Today I dream spy Tomorrow I wait for it Shipping takes so long
@irish3md Ikr: /giphy anticipation
My Whole Foods Market was bought out by Jeff Bezos then he closed my store
/giphy devastation
Sun and dragonfly Fingers hover over buy It’s so meh! I cry
/giphy dragonfly
Worker bees can leave Even drones can fly away The queen is their slave
@PHRoG I find this profound does it have deeper meaning philosophical
@PHRoG is it the first time i feel sorry for the bees and yet we need them
@PHRoG we will pollinate they said as they swarmed my head no pollen, I said
@PHRoG the tree is pretty what is that big nesty thing think I will poke it
@pmarin stole it from a late 90’s movie starring edward norton with brad pitt
@PHRoG sir I must tell you your haiku is defective syllables all wrong
@pmarin hence why I stole it I have no skillz please forgive me
There was a meh goat Who did it all in haiku I just want an irk
@Kidsandliz No irk is for you my haiku pleases judges you get candy corn
@pmarin Judges may send YOU A box of bricked candy corn Then the joke’s on you
@Kidsandliz IRK or lost fuku suspense and drama indeed then you see the crap.
At least though, the bag hopefully a new color complete Irk’s Rainbow
friends I must tell you this was actually fun now it’s time for bed
@pmarin
No good night for you Go to bed and you will find Nightmare in your dreams
Putin up the butt Putin where the sun don’t shine Putin come dumpsta
That I will not do. Besides, designated date has already passed.
“Post haiku!” they said
“When you share this great deal!”
But the deal? Meh.
Meh.
Meh Meh Meh Meh Meh
Meh Meh Meh Meh Meh Meh Meh
Meh Meh Meh Meh Meh
Haiku takes effort
and mental concentration
For Meh? Why bother.
A deal-a-day site,
And for each item that’s sold,
An onslaught of snark.
(Apologies to Kobayashi Issa)
Why not contribute?
An Amazing idea!
Give me a irk bag.
I will not do it
Post haiku in the forum
I will not comply
@ybmuG
Your haiku you said
it will not be posted here
and yet there it is
@ybmuG
You would not comply?
That does not appear to mean
What you think it means
Haiku? At this time?
It’s late and I need to sleep
Procrastinate? Meh.
What the eff is this?
I refuse to play along
Goodnight and Godspeed
This just bothers me
a little more than it should.
I’ll see myself out.
Conceive poetry
Type with protuberances
It’s instant regret
@replicacobra Protuberances?
/giphy finger
@GrandmaLyn
Appended digits
Poke precise investiture
Syllabic intent
@replicacobra Really tempted to giphy ‘appendage’ or ‘poke’ but I think I should restrain my childish compulsion
@GrandmaLyn
/giphy appendage
@GrandmaLyn
/giphy poke
@GrandmaLyn
Phalanges wiggle
Suggestive digital words
Chuckle impishly
I need a stiff drink
But I only have beer in
Refrigerator
@OnionSoup
Wait - no batteries?
Your fridge is so very sad
Good for nothing. Meh
@Kidsandliz
Crap, I forgot them
No batteries in my fridge
Only food and drink
I remember when
We used to write cool Haikus
On case mates dot com
@pmarin
And now Haiku here
In that most meh of places
Very far from cool
I liked wine dot woot
but sadly it is no more
thank you Jeff Bezos
@pmarin
/giphy greed
Today I dream spy
Tomorrow I wait for it
Shipping takes so long
@irish3md Ikr:
/giphy anticipation
My Whole Foods Market
was bought out by Jeff Bezos
then he closed my store
/giphy devastation
Sun and dragonfly
Fingers hover over buy
It’s so meh! I cry
/giphy dragonfly
Worker bees can leave
Even drones can fly away
The queen is their slave
@PHRoG I find this profound
does it have deeper meaning
philosophical
@PHRoG is it the first time
i feel sorry for the bees
and yet we need them
@PHRoG we will pollinate
they said as they swarmed my head
no pollen, I said
@PHRoG the tree is pretty
what is that big nesty thing
think I will poke it
@pmarin
stole it from a late 90’s movie
starring edward norton
with brad pitt
@PHRoG sir I must tell you
your haiku is defective
syllables all wrong
@pmarin
hence why I stole it
I have no skillz
please forgive me
There was a meh goat
Who did it all in haiku
I just want an irk
@Kidsandliz No irk is for you
my haiku pleases judges
you get candy corn
@pmarin
Judges may send YOU
A box of bricked candy corn
Then the joke’s on you
@Kidsandliz
IRK or lost fuku
suspense and drama indeed
then you see the crap.
At least though, the bag
hopefully a new color
complete Irk’s Rainbow
friends I must tell you
this was actually fun
now it’s time for bed
@pmarin
No good night for you
Go to bed and you will find
Nightmare in your dreams
Putin up the butt
Putin where the sun don’t shine
Putin come dumpsta
That I will not do.
Besides, designated date
has already passed.