I should bake a cake for my neighbor, Tim. Tim’s a nice guy – mostly keeps to himself and doesn’t ask to borrow tools, which is nice. But Tim has a Golden Retriever that likes to shit in my yard. His favorite places to shit seem to be on the footpaths that lead from my back porch and side door – that and in the grass next to the driveway where I step out of my car. Don’t get me wrong, I understand that dogs will shit where they want, but with a little effort from their owners, they can be trained – Or, my neighbor could at least be apologetic for it when I mention it to him. Stepping in dog shit is really the pits. I’ve trained my dogs to shit in a place in the yard where no one goes so I don’t have to step in it, or worry about it being tracked in the house. Don’t worry though, Tim is working hard to make sure I have to check my feet regularly.
A shit cake would be a delightful way to show my appreciation to Tim. Thank you for reminding me.
@capguncowboy my little terrier stray rescue insists on pissing around the front door pathway. Lovely aroma in 90+ sticky Florida. Found that sliced jalapenos in a spray bottle of water is a good deterrent, just have to re-apply now and then. Probably works for shitting, too…
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I should bake a cake for my neighbor, Tim. Tim’s a nice guy – mostly keeps to himself and doesn’t ask to borrow tools, which is nice. But Tim has a Golden Retriever that likes to shit in my yard. His favorite places to shit seem to be on the footpaths that lead from my back porch and side door – that and in the grass next to the driveway where I step out of my car. Don’t get me wrong, I understand that dogs will shit where they want, but with a little effort from their owners, they can be trained – Or, my neighbor could at least be apologetic for it when I mention it to him. Stepping in dog shit is really the pits. I’ve trained my dogs to shit in a place in the yard where no one goes so I don’t have to step in it, or worry about it being tracked in the house. Don’t worry though, Tim is working hard to make sure I have to check my feet regularly.
A shit cake would be a delightful way to show my appreciation to Tim. Thank you for reminding me.
@capguncowboy - This method requires less handling:
@capguncowboy my little terrier stray rescue insists on pissing around the front door pathway. Lovely aroma in 90+ sticky Florida. Found that sliced jalapenos in a spray bottle of water is a good deterrent, just have to re-apply now and then. Probably works for shitting, too…
@capguncowboy @llangley How many do you have to eat?
@aetris @capguncowboy Ooo! Flambé!
@capguncowboy or he could pick it up. That would be the neighborly thing to do
You knew I’d love THAT pic
Crap. Since I moved I actually do have neighbors now. Still have my old house tho… maybe I stay there for a bit.
It’s also Drink Beer Day.
@aetris Two of my favorite actors!
/image good neighbor dog
/image good neighbor cat
@narfcake Oh. like them both! I think I may be partial to the 2nd one tho.
/giphy get off my lawn
Well I missed it!
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@tinamarie1974 Only 364 days until the next Good Neighbor Day!