It’s been a slice of heaven
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Thanks @everyone for keeping it relatively light-hearted. Hope your burden of blame was lifted and you were somewhat amused.
Some advice while turning over the reins to the next goat:
• Embrace the vegetarian life. (With occasional metaltarian snacks).
• Lucky that you can make your own gifs because apparently, all goat gifs available online have been used here. (Impressive how many lead back to meh).
• Being a goat gets better as it goes, don’t let the uninitiated get you down.
• Don’t think you can turn off notifications, they’ll hunt you down and send a goat herder to roust you from your house.
• You’ll have to steel yourself for @narfcake’s unblame. At first it’s confusing but you’ll find it’s a welcome respite.
• The horns are useful as skewers and coat hooks. When @dave first gives them to you, you’ll find that it’s harder to put on t shirts, but worth it because:
Pro tip: Start gently.
I’ll be transforming into a butterfly and fluttering away now.
Happy giffing.
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Ya done good, goat, ya done good.
Thank you @Barney!
@KDemo
Eating metal? Goatdom really got your appetite up, didn't it?
@narfcake - Canned beet cans are my favorite. "Eat what you can, then eat the can."
Slice of heaven?
Cake or Pie?
Hope it was a fat slice.
@f00l - Not too picky.
Let's get one last blame in while you still have the goat icon! @KDemo
@dashcloud I blame @medz that @KDemo still has her goat badge.
@narfcake @dashcloud -
Operating on PGT (Pacific Goat Time).
I blame @KDemo for not accepting my kiss goodbye.
@mfladd
@mfladd - Ready now.
@KDemo LOL...
WTF? you goats look like Mimi from the Drew Cary Show.
@mfladd But - but - you didn't see my shoes . . .
You've been a great goat. A groat.
@brhfl
You've been a cool goat.
@Pavlov
@Pavlov - I think you're cool, too.
Happy pastures !
@ceagee
I haven't blamed you for a single thing this month. So for that, I now blame you @KDemo while I still have time.
@cinoclav - Took you long enough. ;-)
Awesome goat month!
Thanks, @sammydog01
@medz - One more (likely the most important) point:
Don’t kill @joelmw! Declare a May moratorium, call a truce, whatever you have to do. He is a valuable ally, he just may save your life, and he deserves at least a cabinet post. On second thought, make that a Medal of Honor, the post would be exceedingly long.
(@mfladd) @KDemo @medz
Touch @joelmw, and you'll meet Whack-A-Goat
@FroodyFrog I have no idea what you are talking about in tagging me. You would need evidence of any wrongdoing on my part. Just say'n ;)
@mfladd
Who said anything about any wrongdoing?
@KDemo In my defense, all I did was tell the truth.
@joelmw - Heads-up. No acknowledgement from @medz here, I suggest you consider a bodyguard. At the least, a food taster. Do you know the chain of custody on that Snickers bar?
bye @KDemo! thank you for protecting us this month!
Bye, and thanks!
Translated into @carl669-speak:
@KDemo