@DVDBZN@Mehrocco_Mole@sammydog01@TheGreatNico Move someplace warm enough to open the window. Ours are nearly always open here in Melbourne, FL. (Thankfully it’s an option the way my fiancé flatulates.)
@DVDBZN@Milyvan1@sammydog01@TheGreatNico
Pensacola here. Only 4 miles east of Alabama but still Florida. According to Alexia the temperature is 38 degrees (expect a low of 35 degrees) so she damn well better NOT open any windows.
In the absence of the female of the species, flap the bedclothes a bit and wave an open book in the air. Otherwise light a candle, wave the lit match around the target area for a little while, and say: “It must have been the dog.”
@pitamuffin I forgot to tag you in this! I got a new job recently (loving it!) and I brought so much stuff in from my box to decorate my cube. So far, the Sega Genesis USB hub is an office favorite. Thank you again for the amehzing exchange box!!
Spritz some ODO BAN around and open several windows. Happens every time i cook with onions!!! Odo Ban is like febreeze except Hospitals use it cuz theres no “perfume” in it and its a disinfectant! Greatest Invention ever. Im allergic to everything, its the only thing i can use. The eucalyptus one!! U can clean with it and use it in ur laundry. Wish MEH sold it!!
For our open floor-plan house, for major stuff (fried fish, burnt bacon, over-roasted brussel sprouts, etc) in the living area: open windows on opposite sides of the house to get air flowing.
For average cooking smells just turn on the hepa filter.
For the bathroom: if you can pre-plan, a few drops of essential oil (use the ones you hated from that set you bought) in the bowl BEFORE you go, works amazing! If you didn’t get to do that, lighting a wood safety match afterwards is unbeatable. Just make sure you soak it in water (from the sink!) before throwing it into the wastebasket or you’ll end up with over-roasted TP smell which is beyond the scope of this thread.
febreze (tide fabric refresher not aerosol and not any other scent) the couch & the kitchen carpet (yes, sad & gross) and then open the windows, either while we’re sleeping or while we’re out for the day.
i always keep the bathroom & bedroom doors shut while i’m cooking if i know it’s a scent that will cling/hang around and leave them shut until everything is cleaned up.
i also have water diffusers in the living room and bedroom that i’ll run lemongrass or peppermint oil through sometimes, or i’ll melt some wax. making a pan of vanilla roasted pears or apples doesn’t hurt either.
@PolkSaladAnnie How much do you charge? I hate cleaning but most housekeeping services don’t do all the annoying tasks I want them to (like deep cleaning things like bathrooms and hanging up clothes)
Clean the house.
Open the dang window
@TheGreatNico Too low tech for today’s generation.
@Mehrocco_Mole @TheGreatNico
“Alexa, open a window.”
@TheGreatNico That was my first thought too!
@DVDBZN @Mehrocco_Mole @TheGreatNico But… it’s cold out there.
@DVDBZN @Mehrocco_Mole @sammydog01 @TheGreatNico Move someplace warm enough to open the window. Ours are nearly always open here in Melbourne, FL. (Thankfully it’s an option the way my fiancé flatulates.)
@Milyvan1
I just drove through melbourne on tuesday.
@jaybird Stop by next time: We’ll grill and chill.
@Milyvan1 I live in Florida. How the hell do you open the windows in summer? I have a neighbor that does that and I don’t understand. Way too hot.
@DVDBZN @Milyvan1 @sammydog01 @TheGreatNico
Pensacola here. Only 4 miles east of Alabama but still Florida. According to Alexia the temperature is 38 degrees (expect a low of 35 degrees) so she damn well better NOT open any windows.
/giphy Florida winter
@RiotDemon In the evenings unless it’s 120% humidity. On the Space Coast here we’re blessed with frequent ocean breezes which help.
@DVDBZN @Mehrocco_Mole @sammydog01 @TheGreatNico Brrrr. At least you won’t have to shovel it?
Leave.
Stop eating Taco Bell
Open the windows, turn on all the vents.
Accept that this is your life now.
@nogoodwithnames You stop noticing after five minutes or so anyways.
Dispose of the body.
Breathe deeply until you pass out.
You are a human HEPA filter.
Find the source of the smell so it can be disposed of.
Put your shoes back on.
"Leave ", works for me
Flush the toilet!
Spray your Poo-Pourri
@katbyter still hasnt been delivered. No clue whats takun so long. I ordered it on xmas day!!
exit
Clean out the socks under your teenage son’s bed. Extra points for not dropping any to shatter upon impact.
Sneak out before anyone notices.
In the absence of the female of the species, flap the bedclothes a bit and wave an open book in the air. Otherwise light a candle, wave the lit match around the target area for a little while, and say: “It must have been the dog.”
What? You can’t open a window?
Ask an unsuspecting family member to retrieve something in the bathroom for you - then wait for the expletive…
Does no one else use diffusers? I was led to believe it was the thing these days…
@MagnaVis where’s the diffuser in that pic? Nice lookin’ fam.
@moonhat This thing. Thanks for the compliment, is good family.
@pitamuffin I forgot to tag you in this! I got a new job recently (loving it!) and I brought so much stuff in from my box to decorate my cube. So far, the Sega Genesis USB hub is an office favorite. Thank you again for the amehzing exchange box!!
find a different rest room.
Take a shower.
Blame the dog.
Spritz some ODO BAN around and open several windows. Happens every time i cook with onions!!! Odo Ban is like febreeze except Hospitals use it cuz theres no “perfume” in it and its a disinfectant! Greatest Invention ever. Im allergic to everything, its the only thing i can use. The eucalyptus one!! U can clean with it and use it in ur laundry. Wish MEH sold it!!
@cristysue used this when i worked as a kennel attendant and i agree it’s the best
close your mouth
For our open floor-plan house, for major stuff (fried fish, burnt bacon, over-roasted brussel sprouts, etc) in the living area: open windows on opposite sides of the house to get air flowing.
For average cooking smells just turn on the hepa filter.
For the bathroom: if you can pre-plan, a few drops of essential oil (use the ones you hated from that set you bought) in the bowl BEFORE you go, works amazing! If you didn’t get to do that, lighting a wood safety match afterwards is unbeatable. Just make sure you soak it in water (from the sink!) before throwing it into the wastebasket or you’ll end up with over-roasted TP smell which is beyond the scope of this thread.
febreze (tide fabric refresher not aerosol and not any other scent) the couch & the kitchen carpet (yes, sad & gross) and then open the windows, either while we’re sleeping or while we’re out for the day.
i always keep the bathroom & bedroom doors shut while i’m cooking if i know it’s a scent that will cling/hang around and leave them shut until everything is cleaned up.
i also have water diffusers in the living room and bedroom that i’ll run lemongrass or peppermint oil through sometimes, or i’ll melt some wax. making a pan of vanilla roasted pears or apples doesn’t hurt either.
Clean the room. Baking soda. Candle. Window.
This sounds a lot like a Cards Against Humanity card
I pretty much clean my whole house every day. Staying busy is good for my anxiety and I feel calmer when things are orderly.
@PolkSaladAnnie How much do you charge? I hate cleaning but most housekeeping services don’t do all the annoying tasks I want them to (like deep cleaning things like bathrooms and hanging up clothes)
/youtube letting all the stank out
Clean up all of this blood, vomit and feces
Open a window?
Leave before anyone knows I was the one who broke wind
Burn it down, collect insurance, and buy a new one.
Go outside.
…give the dogs a bath. Quickly!