It is high time someone posted another joke here...
26An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguans, an Argentine, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Botswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese, a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Brazilian, a Brit, a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Cameroonian, a Canadian, a Cape Verdean, a Central African, a Chadian, a Chilean, a Chinese, a Colombian, a Comoran, a Congolese, a Costa Rican, a Croatian, a Cuban, a Cypriot, a Czech, a Dane, a Djibouti, a Dominican, a Dutchman, an East Timorese, an Ecuadorian, an Egyptian, an Emirian, an Equatorial Guinean, an Eritrean, an Estonian, an Ethiopian, a Fijian, a Filipino, a Finn, a Frenchman, a Gabonese, a Gambian, a Georgian, a German, a Ghanaian, a Greek, a Grenadian, a Guatemalan, a Guinea-Bissauan, a Guinean, a Guyanese, a Haitian, a Herzegovinian, a Honduran, a Hungarian, an I-Kiribati, an Icelander, an Indian, an Indonesian, an Iranian, an Iraqi, an Irishman, an Israeli, an Italian, an Ivorian, a Jamaican, a Japanese, a Jordanian, a Kazakhstani, a Kenyan, a Kittian and Nevisian, a Kuwaiti, a Kyrgyz, a Laotian, a Latvian, a Lebanese, a Liberian, a Libyan, a Liechtensteiner, a Lithuanian, a Luxembourger, a Macedonian, a Malagasy, a Malawian, a Malaysian, a Maldivian, a Malian, a Maltese, a Marshallese, a Mauritanian, a Mauritian, a Mexican, a Micronesian, a Moldovan, a Monacan, a Mongolian, a Moroccan, a Mosotho, a Motswana, a Mozambican, a Namibian, a Nauruan, a Nepalese, a New Zealander, a Nicaraguan, a Nigerian, a Nigerien, a North Korean, a Northern Irishman, a Norwegian, an Omani, a Pakistani, a Palauan, a Palestinian, a Panamanian, a Papua New Guinean, a Paraguayan, a Peruvian, a Pole, a Portuguese, a Qatari, a Romanian, a Russian, a Rwandan, a Saint Lucian, a Salvadoran, a Samoan, a San Marinese, a Sao Tomean, a Saudi, a Scot, a Senegalese, a Serbian, a Seychellois, a Sierra Leonean, a Singaporean, a Slovakian, a Slovenian, a Solomon Islander, a Somali, a South African, a South Korean, a Spaniard, a Sri Lankan, a Sudanese, a Surinamer, a Swazi, a Swede, a Swiss, a Syrian, a Taiwanese, a Tajik, a Tanzanian, a Togolese, a Tongan, a Trinidadian or Tobagonian, a Tunisian, a Turkish, a Tuvaluan, a Ugandan, a Ukrainian, a Uruguayan, a Uzbekistani, a Venezuelan, a Vietnamese, a Welshman, a Yemenite, a Zambian and a Zimbabwean all go to a nightclub…
The doorman stops them and says “Sorry, I can’t let you in without a Thai.”
/giphy rimshot
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I like that.
Cute, very cute! I almost chuckled and definitely had a slight smile!
Sure hope that was a copy and paste, the spelling alone would’ve driven ME to crazy town!
Love it…won’t retell it cause it will take too long, but love it!
@cbilyak I am less concerned about the duration than I am about my ability to remember it.
Much needed, much appreciated!
I see there was no
South Sudanese in the group. Good thing, because they shouldn’t allow an 10-year old into a nightclub.
/image Flag of South Sudan
All those words and what do they latch onto… the gif!
Umm, it looks like Thaiwanese was mentioned in the list.
@terjaq A person from Taiwan is referred to as being Taiwanese. A Thai is someone from Thailand.
https://giphy.com/gifs/gob-bluth-ive-made-a-huge-mistake-3oEjHGnY8oB4BHVTP2
@terjaq
Like this?
@terjaq
You were on the right track. Just copy and paste the giphy.com link into your post and it should work.
Crap! I don’t know how to put a gif in here. Oops!
@terjaq Try a new line with “/giphy” and whatever terms you want it to look for. You can also use “/image”. However, if you edit your post, /giphy will give you a new gif, but /image won’t.
/giphy oops
/image oops
/image Netflix
A man, shocked by how his buddy is dressed, asks him, “How long have you been wearing that bra?” The friend replies, “Ever since my wife found it in the glove compartment.”
Patient: Give me some good news, Doc.
Doc: Well, they’re going to name a disease after you.
@mike808 of course it was you!
/giphy proper laugh out loud
Q) How do priests make holy water?
A) They start with regular water then boil the hell out of it…
A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old laws of the church by hand. He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head monk to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.
The head monk, says, “You make a good point, my son.”
He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts are held in a locked vault. Hours go by and nobody sees the head monk. The young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him. He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing.
“We missed the R! We missed the R! We missed the R!”
“Father!” cries the young monk. “What’s wrong?”
The head monk with tears in his eyes replies, “The word is celebrate!”
/image manuscript
@Kyeh
/giphy celebrate
@Kyeh so that is why there is nun for them (snicker)
@Kidsandliz @Kyeh
Just don’t make it a habit.
I’m going to go with my daughter’s favorite joke.
What did the triangle say to the circle?
/giphy argh
My son kept chewing on electrical cords, so I had to ground him.
There was some resistance at first.
He is currently doing better and is conducting himself properly now.
A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.
For example:
Jane ate her friend’s lunch.
Jane ate her friend’s colon.
@mike808 that one made me laugh so hard I cried.
All of these made me laugh a little.
@mike808 Don’t you try to RickRoll me!
@compunaut
I won’t. Promise.
You know the rules and so do I.