@gr8mick1@Wondermeh I don’t know, I’ve gotten the whole check-every-box-with-a-street-sign on my phone, and it was even harder to do than on the desktop.
I don’t recognize 75% of the people here posting they got one. Who the fuck are you people? And why are you only here during Meh-rathons?
I don’t even recognize most of the “K” names.
@mfladd I agree, I have seen many unknown (to me, but that’s not sayin’ much) names on here today too. Not sure how I feel about that.
/giphy who are you
@mfladd How dare all these people (who also pay $5/month for the same service as you, even if they don’t spend time in the forums) get something you couldn’t get. The gall!
@mfladd Fear those of us with Kickstarter icons who have been VMP’s the entire time but haven’t gotten that many Fuku’s.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOBOOOOOOOOOOO
Spoooky.
@Fodder650 You should of been around on the forum for Meh’s B-day. For a week the staff came out to play ands fukos were being given out like candy. There was even one thread that said, do you deserve a fuko? People said yup - and fukos were granted. That is the only time I was able to score some. Plus, it was a fun week.
@mfladd Oh man really?! I mean I’ve gotten one or two but yeah I should have. I mean I’ve been here since the kickstarter and been a VMP since day zero. Heck I have a day 0 launch purchase on my record. I mean I even missed that.
I got 1. I haven’t had too much luck getting these, compared to how often I was able to snag BOCs in the pre-Amazon days. can’t wait to see what I get.
Totally fat-fingered it. Went to click the robot-proofer and the page jumped to payment info, which promptly deleted itself. It was a fittingly meh experience.
5/10, will attempt(and fail) again.
I have never won either a BOC, fuku, fuko, or an irk. And yet somehow there are those that have never missed one during the 2/3 of a second window of availability and never seem to be troubled by bullshit captchas. Probably don’t even have VMP and still scored a VMP irk.
@mike808 I hear you Mike. Seriously thinking whether VMP it’s worth it anymore. Thinking about using my monthly donation on something I know I can get.
@mike808 That sucks! I tried three times this time, got one on the third one. What I did that third time was not wait for the bag to appear on it’s own.
I waited maybe 1 second after the item timer went to 00:00 and hit refresh. That seemed to bring the next item, hoping it’s an IRK, up sooner.
I had to choose shipping & the evil captcha thing twice as fast as my fat fingers can type, which ain’t that fast. I hope this helps a bit!
I had just pulled into my garage and refreshed the page when it popped up, managed to snag one somehow even though my phone was acting weird on the page.
Hey you! Yeah you, are you here because your IRK has shipped? Well then head here to talk all about size, weight, due date, and any other nonsense you’d like.
Specs
What’s in the Box?
It is a mystery ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Warranty
Just throw it away
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Jan 7 - Wednesday, Jan 9
No self-respecting Southerner uses instant regrets.
@NightGhost Does this IRK have positraction?
Yay I got one this time.
@Kross Do you already regret it?
@Knightp Always. Exactly how it should be.
Wow, this is hanging around for a while.
What the heck, says I can’t buy it but I’m VMP??
edit: Or is this only for old school vmp?
@tmilker You are a “member” not VMP. This is for the OG VMP crowd.
@tmilker Same
@ruouttaurmind @tmilker ah damn
And so ends the VMP hour.
I got one already earlier so y’all have fun.
For VMP only!
wow no biters this one still up
Your order number is: unoccupied-repulsive-falcon
Do i have to pay shipping on my feelings of being unincluded
Success!!!
Got one!
I finally got mine!
snagged my first one ever yippie
@jst1nt
/giphy Happy Dance
@hems79 that image is going to haunt my nightmares…
@jst1nt First regret for me also. NO REGRETS!!
tricky…
I.R.K Christmas Edition, come on @ChadP make this happen.
@kdemo Now THIS is great.
I actually succeeded this time -
/giphy let the wild rumpus start!
Thank you VMP hour!
/giphy outlandish-mad-sushi
FAILURE
gotemmmmmmmm
Wow, I can’t believe how easily I got this.
/giphy yummy-woeful-eye
What the hell, I’m a VMP but it wouldn’t let me buy it, it said I wasn’t a member
@barnanator I have a screenshot
@barnanator You’re a member. Not a VMP.
@barnanator You are a “member” not VMP. This is for the OG VMP crowd.
@barnanator You aren’t VMP. This was only for the old VMP program (that you can’t sign up for anymore).
Got one!!designed-discouraged-paper
Hooray for VMP! Kept missing the other ones.
/giphy petite-ostentatious-mushroom
maybe not a lot of us VMPers around still? I was finally able to get mine cause of the elite super secretive society i’m apart of
/giphy abiding-vast-science
@thardesty TBH, I’m a little surprised how many original VMP are still kicking around.
/giphy go sports
@thardesty no luck here
/giphy fancy-mobile-bushbaby
In for one!
/giphy historical-oblong-decision
Can’t wait to regret my order!
/giphy fast-answer-lift
/giphy official-tilted-stingray
Stupid computer being confused at what items I was trying to buy. Thanks a lot chrome, making me miss adding more regrets to my life.
@Abyssrea I thought it was maybe the Firefox browser causing the meh-hem for me.
@G1 Chromeh decided to let me down too. It seems both browsers tried to save us from the regret, inadvertently letting us down even more…
YASS!!! Totally unproductive day at work trying to get one, but it finally happened AFTER I left work early! No regrets!
Hooray! I got one! VMP pays off on days like this.
@morrdt how’s so?
Still nope. Fuck my life.
And me a VMP and all.
@OldCatLady yes same for me cmon and nope nada again
Finally got one! And I don’t regret it… yet.
/giphy rumbly-muscular-viper
What they have, like 10 available?
That captcha bollocks is incredibly annoying. Didn’t need to do that nonsense to pay $5 a month. Sigh
@badbarky agree
Stupid work, just got pulled into a chat, watched all the VMP refreshes but the one that mattered. Alas, maybe there will be one more later today.
Hey meh if you want to give me one anyone for paying for VMP for months without buying anything that would be great.
/giphy that would be great
got one!
/giphy unzipped-babbling-warrior
VMP is the best!
/giphy boring-gentle-deer
I wish I could pay $5 for this.
Missed it again.
/giphy savvy-jinxed-bath
After a cold and wet/snowy day out finally got one!
/giphy honorable-gallant-pear
And I would have probably gotten it - buuuuut, I was on the phone with AMEX fraud since it appears my corporate card has been hijacked.
I really not suppose to get an I.R.K.
@mfladd -
@kdemo Actually, not too much
But it was probably my best chance. Damn credit card thieves!
@mfladd - Hope you caught it in time? Card theft is the worst!
/giphy crappy-radical-kettle
@twpaulson Hey, I’ve got that one. Why the hell are you taking pictures in my kitchen!?
iTS NO WONDER i NEVER BUY FROM THIS SITE, RIGGED!!! I THOUGHT I WOULD TRY BC IT’S MY BIRTHDAY, NO WAY ANYONE WAS FASTER THAN ME
I WAS SO FN BUSY SAYING I WASN’T A ROBOT THAT I MISSED IT, TWICE!!!
@Wondermeh if you buy on mobile it’s just a check box.
@gr8mick1 , nope, on desktop. grrrrr
@gr8mick1 @Wondermeh I don’t know, I’ve gotten the whole check-every-box-with-a-street-sign on my phone, and it was even harder to do than on the desktop.
Yes! And I love my order #: packed fattest goldfish.
Yay!
/giphy mesmerizing-thick-knife
@ZaphodBx great giphy, good point.
/giphy kindly-satisfying-bird
/image kindly-satisfying-bird
Finally…
/giphy baffled-vocal-tiramisu
clear-odious-vulture
Terrified and excited!
/giphy slimy-mucky-skeleton
I like that yellow bag.
/giphy snarky-spontaneous-crowd
WTH?! I’m a VMP, jumped on the instant regrets bag, and it was sold out anyway. Regrettable indeed. Pfft. Meh.
Check I was logged in, got the bag in my cart, and forgot to update my new credit card that I literally activated yesterday. MEH.
it says it doesn’t know what I want to buy. is this just the fukuboro and they only have 5 in stock?
VMPs be all like
I don’t recognize 75% of the people here posting they got one. Who the fuck are you people? And why are you only here during Meh-rathons?
I don’t even recognize most of the “K” names.
@mfladd some folks keep better company
@medz Ha!
@mfladd I agree, I have seen many unknown (to me, but that’s not sayin’ much) names on here today too. Not sure how I feel about that.
/giphy who are you
@moonhat They just roll on in taking a fuko, posting one of their 4 posts for the year, and then roll on out giving us the finger. Damn them
@mfladd How dare all these people (who also pay $5/month for the same service as you, even if they don’t spend time in the forums) get something you couldn’t get. The gall!
@mfladd …it’s my first day
@steelopus Damn straight
Back of the line!
@mfladd Fear those of us with Kickstarter icons who have been VMP’s the entire time but haven’t gotten that many Fuku’s.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOBOOOOOOOOOOO
Spoooky.
@Fodder650 You should of been around on the forum for Meh’s B-day. For a week the staff came out to play ands fukos were being given out like candy. There was even one thread that said, do you deserve a fuko? People said yup - and fukos were granted. That is the only time I was able to score some. Plus, it was a fun week.
@mfladd Oh man really?! I mean I’ve gotten one or two but yeah I should have. I mean I’ve been here since the kickstarter and been a VMP since day zero. Heck I have a day 0 launch purchase on my record. I mean I even missed that.
I got 1. I haven’t had too much luck getting these, compared to how often I was able to snag BOCs in the pre-Amazon days. can’t wait to see what I get.
I got one
Oh man, what a rush!
First bag since last December.
Got it while driving… and the captcha was “traffic lights”
WOOOO
Totally fat-fingered it. Went to click the robot-proofer and the page jumped to payment info, which promptly deleted itself. It was a fittingly meh experience.
5/10, will attempt(and fail) again.
I have never won either a BOC, fuku, fuko, or an irk. And yet somehow there are those that have never missed one during the 2/3 of a second window of availability and never seem to be troubled by bullshit captchas. Probably don’t even have VMP and still scored a VMP irk.
Time to hang up the meh popsocket.
@mike808 I hear you Mike. Seriously thinking whether VMP it’s worth it anymore. Thinking about using my monthly donation on something I know I can get.
@mike808 That sucks! I tried three times this time, got one on the third one. What I did that third time was not wait for the bag to appear on it’s own.
I waited maybe 1 second after the item timer went to 00:00 and hit refresh. That seemed to bring the next item, hoping it’s an IRK, up sooner.
I had to choose shipping & the evil captcha thing twice as fast as my fat fingers can type, which ain’t that fast. I hope this helps a bit!
I can’t believe I’m OG for something finally!
What VMP only!!!
Damn those silly ER pts and their needs… I wanted this!
For VMP only never works
Of course I am busy as soon as the put up the IRK
I still have yet to get one
/giphy ragged-crucial-guitar
I hope there is one more because there has never been a goat that lived that can handle the blame that I’ll be throwing down. Once again FML!
@sicc574
/giphy Good Luck
I had just pulled into my garage and refreshed the page when it popped up, managed to snag one somehow even though my phone was acting weird on the page.
/giphy sturdy-aggressive-paper
Hi Meh moderators. If there are any duplicates or cancelations can I purchase one PLEASE??? Card on file.
Was hoping to gift my IRK as a Christmas present, but looks like I won’t even get it until 2019?!?
@DemonMF777 This was one of the bullet points in the offering:
@sammydog01 LOL! Who had time to read that while I was furiously clicking on the “Buy It” button in hopes to grab one before they sold out!
Woohoo mine has shipped!
Hey you! Yeah you, are you here because your IRK has shipped? Well then head here to talk all about size, weight, due date, and any other nonsense you’d like.