The checkout thing just told me I wasn’t allowed to buy anymore of these?! … I can too buy more IRK’s … stop trying to tell me what to do…YOU’RE NOT MY DAD, MEH!!
Just got mine today - I got a 1 amp charger and cable, a jar of charcoal tooth whitening powder, 10 pounds of linguine (it all came in a PastaDrop box, so I assume it was left over from that) and an IRK coin from the Schrodinger’s Toothbrush Club thing a couple years ago. Edit: Oh, and an IRK bag.
Specs
What’s included?
It is a mystery ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Price Comparison
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Warranty
Throw it in the trash
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Jun 28 - Friday, Jul 2
Score!
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@eVil And the estimated shipping date is on my birthday! Woohoo!
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Seemed way too fast
Woo hoo. I can go to bed.
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Fucking bots.
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@Sapper @sasantosh http://www.binarytranslator.com/
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Must have been late…only three green horizontal lines that time…
@eeterrific I try using both my PC and phone
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Green bar of death.
(Instant C@ptch@ though.)
Oh. And checkout took a few seconds to load.
Yes. Years trying!!
@Mehandrew Try try till you lose your money
Time to sleep!
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Yaaay! F5 timing and FiOS FTW!
I don’t believe it
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@Lynnerizer I tracked for each item there were around 250 meh clicked. So assuming 50% clicked meh, you were in one of the 500 fighting for the regret
Wtf i didn’t have to do a captcha?
That was the easiest IRK ever
You may have failed CAPTCHA but on the upside, you’re less of a human.
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100 sold @ $5 somehow = $550?
Is this new math?
@gaijin4life
Tax.
People paying for shipping.
@FreePasta Counting tax and shipping is kind of bogus. It should just show how much dollars of the product was sold.
The checkout thing just told me I wasn’t allowed to buy anymore of these?! … I can too buy more IRK’s … stop trying to tell me what to do…YOU’RE NOT MY DAD, MEH!!
Shipped? Ooh
I have hit the instant regret item several times as soon as it came up and was immediately told SOLD OUT! HOW CAN THIS BE?
@Paigehodges There are probably thousands of people trying to buy a hundred. Just like those ugly special edition Crocs.
Just got mine today - I got a 1 amp charger and cable, a jar of charcoal tooth whitening powder, 10 pounds of linguine (it all came in a PastaDrop box, so I assume it was left over from that) and an IRK coin from the Schrodinger’s Toothbrush Club thing a couple years ago. Edit: Oh, and an IRK bag.
I’m happy with that for $5.
@m2pt5 i got the same IRK as you! Plus a 6pk of little monsters kids socks
@dougolas @m2pt5 box showed up today and I had the exact same box no whitening paste replaced with the socks