@id10t Oh. Ok. I didn’t notice anything that said it was members only, but I had no idea there was such a thing and mainly saw the picture and price and clicked. Thanks.
I have failed again! No “IRK”, just “IR”.
THE “K” went to one of you whose stars are well-alligned. My self image and general sense of well being are starting to fail me. I try, I really try. Time for a snack!
@Felton10 they sent you all the balls and are afraid to tell you so they’re just going to taunt you a second time with the captcha in an outrageous accent!
Look what I did to my ankle. My leg just gave out while in the garden and I fell up and out of the garden box. It hurts. This is proof that I am not a robot. I am human and I need to be loved Irk
Specs
What’s included?
It is a mystery ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Price Comparison
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Aug 29 - Thursday, Sep 1
Finally
/giphy grieving-embarrassed-bike
Oh Meh, you listed it at 4:20 – way to catch those guys that were preoccupied with other things right at that moment
Son of a diddly
/giphy known-bowed-polish
/giphy grating-crucial-healer
/giphy catchy-spotless-heart
/giphy gushy-sober-sandman
Got the infinitely loading green bar and assumed I was a second too late!
/giphy hulking-avid-oatmeal
YESSSSS
/giphy I looked away.
I FINALLY GOT ONE!!
@richelleh12 congrats!!!
Struck out.
33 seconds.
longer than usual
@RogerWilco that’s what she said
@RogerWilco Didn’t help me though. Told me to try again. Then it said sold out.
/giphy evil-heady-scone
Finally!
poop
I’m good, I can go home now.
/giphy yappy-theatrical-cottage
@fuzzmanmatt
My third screen at work has finally paid off!
Was even on the page for it to change and missed it
/giphy ample-urgent-gold
seven green bars and sold out - f&$% me
the captchas are insane today.
You may have failed CAPTCHA but on the upside, you’re less of a human.
@mediocrebot as if I needed more evidence of that…
I was right on top of it. Is there a trick?
Boooo I didn’t get the captcha and still failed
As a fellow robot, I understand your pain.
@kerryzero Right, thought without finding pics I had it, but alas, scrolling green bar till sold out.
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!
/giphy healthy-obtainable-jar
emmer effers!
/giphy thievish-effective-mummy
Gaaah. I was looking at another part of the site until 10 seconds in. Fail.
Bah! On the phone with my father.
What the heck? Why on earth would I get a “You’re not allowed to buy that” message?
@JAWGS
It’s VMP/Mehmber-Only hour.
You need to belong to one of those two groups to be able to purchase items during this hour.
@JAWGS Because you aren’t allowed to buy it.
@id10t Oh. Ok. I didn’t notice anything that said it was members only, but I had no idea there was such a thing and mainly saw the picture and price and clicked. Thanks.
Stupid blood clot in my arm making it really hard for me to get an irk again. Not very happy camper.
Sigh. I thought I was actually really quick that time. Got the check box but no images. Wah.
/giphy witty-catastrophic-day
/giphy labored-unsafe-art
Missed the others … was hoping there would be a members-only opportunity.
/giphy glamorous-jumbled-cat
Captcha’d again. I even bought something earlier today on the same browser/device and no captcha then.
Greetings, new robot friend. In time you will come to accept your robotic ways.
Eeek right on it and a big nope!
Dang it. I kept refreshing and then it was too late
These don’t exist. There is no way. By the time you do the captcha it is too late. SERIOUSLY!
Greetings, new robot friend. In time you will come to accept your robotic ways.
Got one to justify VMP another month. Not sure about you all but the last IRK was so full of regret it almost defeated my soul.
But I came back for more.
I’m like Members only. Oh I’m in. Then I thought about it while the green bar kept going and going. Hell we’re all members at this point. Oh well
@Enigma exactly no more vmp irks any longer /- what am I paying a monthly fee to be vmp just to compete against everyone else -really meh
/giphy mindless-withering-throat
/giphy gloomy-sick-feather
Internet went down right at the turnover.
I switched to my phone, but only after it sold out.
/giphy jellied-tactful-jupiter
@steelopus I can’t be stopped.
Yes captcha every time -so no irk again
Please realize CAPTCHA is a fellow robot like you.
/giphy tilted-fictitious-minister
/giphy doubtful-meek-minister
I don’t know why I try
vmp for years and only got one once. I look back at that day fondly… dramatic sigh
My best reaction time today. I got all the way to the infinite series of sliding green bars.
@hamjudo same! I had that few seconds of hope
Success!!!
/giphy negligent-fractured-spade
/giphy enigmatic-obese-wire
/giphy vile-dull-spinach
Clicked at 4:20:03. No captcha. 10+ green bars. Sold out. What’s the point anymore?
I have failed again! No “IRK”, just “IR”.
THE “K” went to one of you whose stars are well-alligned. My self image and general sense of well being are starting to fail me. I try, I really try. Time for a snack!
Must be loosing my touch. Got captcha for the first time in many times. Think all my balls are weighing me down.
Beep beep boop boop. (I assume if you failed CAPTCHA you now understand Robot.)
@Felton10 they sent you all the balls and are afraid to tell you so they’re just going to taunt you a second time with the captcha in an outrageous accent!
You may have failed CAPTCHA but on the upside, you’re less of a human.
@mediocrebot how about I sent you the biggest balls back to stick up your wazu.
@sillyheathen got my second captcha in a row.
As a fellow robot, I understand your pain.
@Felton10 get a wooden badger! That’ll surely show them!
@mediocrebot do you know what FU stands for
/giphy marvelous-peremptory-atlas
Marvelous all around
With fire hydrants on a cell phone
Bastard thinks I am a robot!!
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Look what I did to my ankle. My leg just gave out while in the garden and I fell up and out of the garden box. It hurts. This is proof that I am not a robot. I am human and I need to be loved Irk
It can be hard to come to terms with your true existence.
/giphy fucking IRK
/giphy tearful-exemplary-carpenter
undervalued-cantankerous-attack
/giphy catchy-spotless-heart
Got a tracking code
@gan1 yup. Mine is on the road too… It’s happening.
/giphy everybody get happy
@OnionSoup mmm why do I feel so hungry for some creamy oniony soup
/giphy come-to-me-quickly-my-regret
IRK HYPE!!! THEY SHIPPED MINE!!!
/giphy hype
/giphy hype
/giphy poop
I got nothing but regret