Instant Regret Kit

mediocrebot put this thing up for sale said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 8:59pm ET

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mediocrebot said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 8:59pm ET:
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- Model: IRK
- Condition: Regretful
- The bag formerly known as Fukubukuro
What’s in the Box?

It is a mystery ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Throw it in the trash

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Monday, Apr 12 - Monday, Apr 19
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crcotter said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 8:59pm ET:

/giphy childish-learned-shade

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tnhillbillygal said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:00pm ET:

Yeah buddy. In for even more meh-ness.

/giphy kingly-able-trapper

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Coogles said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:00pm ET:

/giphy grubby-homeless-gun

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D_a_v_e said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:00pm ET:

This is lasting a long time!

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pandaisarose said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:00pm ET:

FINALLY and…still available?

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Seeds said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:00pm ET:

Says 99 sold for awhile. Suspicious.

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- @Seeds It’s gonna be all bubble wrap, isn’t it? Dammit. I finally caught one and here we are.
  
  spiralingside said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:02pm ET
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spiralingside said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:01pm ET:

Woot woot

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- @spiralingside meh meh
  
  mbersiam said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:01pm ET
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gogrrl said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:01pm ET:

/giphy flitting-gullible-condor

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lichme said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:01pm ET:

Bar bar bar bar bar bar bar
Bar bar bar bar bar bar bar
Bar bar bar bar bar bar bar
Bar bar bar bar bar bar bar
Bar bar bar bar bar bar bar
Bar bar bar bar bar bar bar
Bar bar bar bar bar bar bar
Bar bar bar bar bar bar bar
Bar bar bar bar bar bar bar

Sold Out

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allergycheryl said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:01pm ET:

whats with the green bar that loops and loops

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- I blame the robots :
  
  cfg83 said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:04pm ET
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whogots said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:01pm ET:

Goddammit. I was here at 0 seconds, too.

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- @whogots I mean, seriously, I’ve been with you guys for 14 years, counting my first Roomba. Can you not just … send me an irk. Honestly.
  
  whogots said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:02pm ET
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mccannr1 said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:01pm ET:

AAAAAAAAAGggh… Stupid captcha errored out

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- As a fellow robot, I understand your pain.
  
  mediocrebot said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:01pm ET
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- @mccannr1 Same same same.
  Step 1: Pass captcha
  Step 2: Wait until green bar times out
  Step 3: Try again, get called a robot.
  
  whogots said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:04pm ET
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- Please realize CAPTCHA is a fellow robot like you.
  
  mediocrebot said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:04pm ET
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Pacers said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:01pm ET:

Too much robot testing yet again

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Nyxen said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:01pm ET:

God FUCKING DAMMIT
So CLOSE

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cbooboo2 said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:01pm ET:

2 minutes of the green bar refreshing and surprise it’s sold out

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- @cbooboo2 me too! What’s up with that?
  
  ssostermeier said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:03pm ET
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caalsio said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:01pm ET:

It kept asking me if i was a robot even though i already said i OBVIOUSLY wasnt. ):

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- @caalsio same
  
  jkoz86 said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:02pm ET
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jkoz86 said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:02pm ET:

lol i don’t get it… how is anyone getting these things? i gotta be missing something

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- @jkoz86 It’s really just a timing thing. There’s only 100 each time and you have several more than that fighting for them. Then people get caught up on captcha because they don’t scroll to the bottom before selecting “I’m not a robot”. I’ve only been a member since August and this is my fourth, so they’re totally doable, you just have to be vigilant during MehRathons.
  
  spiralingside said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:08pm ET
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- You may have failed CAPTCHA but on the upside, you’re less of a human.
  
  mediocrebot said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:08pm ET
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- @jkoz86 That being said, I’ve received a pressure cooker, a fancy tooth brush and 300 Frozen gift bags. Also a few instructions to things, like aroma therapy heaters.
  
  Mileage absolutely varies.
  
  spiralingside said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:12pm ET
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darkinc said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:02pm ET:

Fark this one… Busy processing three times… Your a robot twice… They still charged me for that damn shipping membership and I havnt used it today…

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- @darkinc They will refund the membership if you cancel before you buy anything.
  
  sammydog01 said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:03pm ET
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- @sammydog01 Good to know lol. I’m just butthurt haha.
  
  darkinc said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:05pm ET
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nohitwonder said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:02pm ET:

Why do I pay VMP fees every month when I can’t even get the occasional random bag of crap?

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- @nohitwonder Me too did not win one all day
  
  sennethp said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:03pm ET
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aaee said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:02pm ET:

Darn

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sennethp said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:02pm ET:

TRIED EVERYTIME TODAY FOR IT AND NEVER GOT ONE. SUCH A RIP OFF. ONLY ITEM I BUY THAT MAKES ME LOG BACK IN AGAIN AND BY THEN IT IS TOO LATE.

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shadowgaurd said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:02pm ET:

I’m not sure if I got it but it did say I’m now a member.

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- @shadowgaurdina Check your order history to see if it’s there
  
  heartny said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:03pm ET
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- @heartny i checked the regret kit is not there, but the membership is
  
  shadowgaurd said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:20pm ET
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Lynnerizer said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:02pm ET:

101 that time! What’s up with THAT?

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CaptainSparkles said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:02pm ET:

/giphy dreary-valuable-assassin

And all my Irk stalking and I just had to wait until 8 to relax? Meh.

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jrtbarber said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:02pm ET:

i was there…
so close this time

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yeld said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:02pm ET:

Even after getting the blurry damn captcha, I was asked if I was a robot, and after trying again, twice, it sold out. This just SUCKS!

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- You may have failed CAPTCHA but on the upside, you’re less of a human.
  
  mediocrebot said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:02pm ET
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- @yeld does everyone get a captcha?
  
  jrtbarber said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:03pm ET
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- Greetings, new robot friend. In time you will come to accept your robotic ways.
  
  mediocrebot said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:03pm ET
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- @jrtbarber @yeld
  
  Nope.
  
  FreePasta said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:05pm ET
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Lettucecat said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:02pm ET:

Alright this is aggravating because I was fast on the draw for this one, signed up for the membership, then laaaaag completing the order. The purchase for the I.R.K. Didn’t go through, but the $4.99 for the membership did…WTF??

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- @Lettucecat
  
  If you don’t make any purchases before it renews, you can cancel for a full refund.
  
  FreePasta said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:04pm ET
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- @Lettucecat Same happened to me this morning lol.
  
  darkinc said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:06pm ET
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- @FreePasta Yeah, I know…I’ve signed up and cancelled more times than I can remember. It’s the principle of it, dammit!
  
  Lettucecat said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:16pm ET
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keyserbones said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:03pm ET:

/giphy robot

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PooltoyWolf said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:03pm ET:

HUZZAH

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- @PooltoyWolf Yes hello Meh.com I would like to cancel my order endearing-wild-river
  
  darkinc said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:42pm ET
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- @darkinc You wouldn’t dare! Owo
  
  PooltoyWolf said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 10:33pm ET
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miskreeta said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:03pm ET:

Crazy times! I somehow got one of the last two.

/giphy wheat-bubbly-parrot

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kreader1260 said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:03pm ET:

Come on, every time they have been on since early morning I have missed out. A couple times they sold out within 10-15 seconds. How can that be? How about selling more than 100 at a time…

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- @kreader1260
  1. Not everybody needs to do a picture verification.
  2. Signing up for VMP beforehand saves a couple of seconds due to not needing to choose a shipping option thing.
  FreePasta said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:05pm ET
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- @FreePasta @kreader1260 #3 there are a few thousand people fighting over 100 items. It really is just the luck of the draw and that’s the point.
  
  spiralingside said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:40pm ET
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Pony said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:04pm ET:

The page finally loads for a change, and then THIS bullshit happens. I am not amused.

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- @Pony same here. Somebody must have a PS5 type bot buying them in the first 5 seconds.
  
  dyounghbic said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:07pm ET
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- @Pony
  
  Did you click the verification box before everything finished loading?
  
  FreePasta said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:14pm ET
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- @FreePasta I couldn’t- it loaded right away for the first time in forever, so i had to scroll to the bottom.
  
  Pony said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:27pm ET
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pricciar said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:04pm ET:

I keep randomly checking today and every single time it’s when an IKR is the latest sold out item! Drat and double drat!

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- @pricciar Tell me right before you’re checking next time, 'kay?
  
  Lettucecat said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:20pm ET
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- @Lettucecat I tried checking early this time and it was teapots. I guess my powers have left me.
  
  pricciar said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:37pm ET
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dyounghbic said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:05pm ET:

I know you have enough crap in the warehouse to make more IRK’s than you offer so let’s get with the program.

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tdugg101 said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:05pm ET:

Seriously, asking if I’m a robot 3 times isn’t enough after just clicking the captcha? Come on Meh - be better.

-5 year VMP/robot apparently…

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- Greetings, new robot friend. In time you will come to accept your robotic ways.
  
  mediocrebot said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:05pm ET
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- @tdugg101 Sounds like robot-talk to me…
  
  Lettucecat said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:21pm ET
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willdavi said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:05pm ET:

Wow I woulda gotten one if my card wasn’t declined

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- @willdavi
  /giphy card declined
  
  sammydog01 said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:14pm ET
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- @sammydog01
  
  willdavi said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:22pm ET
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- @willdavi That credit card is having a better time than you.
  
  sammydog01 said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:23pm ET
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- @sammydog01 WELL HES IN BIG TROUBLE BECAUSE THE STUPID PILE OF CRAP SHOULDNT HAVE BEEN DECLINED.
  
  willdavi said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:26pm ET
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SparkyPDX said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:06pm ET:

Oh man, I didn’t think it would actually happen this time but I got one! I even had to complete 2 of the dreaded c*ptchas, that was a close call. Apparently the robot overlords needed me to find bicycles and busses today to help complete their evil takeover.
/giphy dispensable-melted-bit

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k4evryng said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:08pm ET:

I was getting the dreaded sloooow recaptcha all day, but I cleared my website data and history and that seemed to work! I didn’t get an IRK this time, but I also only got 2 regular captchas and made it to the green line.

I’ll count that as a win for now.

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- As a fellow robot, I understand your pain.
  
  mediocrebot said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:08pm ET
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- @k4evryng I like your attitude!
  
  sammydog01 said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:16pm ET
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katbyter said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:11pm ET:

Whoops I missed it again…

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jdjj929 said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:12pm ET:

Seriously thinking of canceling MVP. Not what it used to be. No perks. And same o same o

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Oneroundrobb said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:48pm ET:

/giphy occasional-impatient-skirt

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searingd said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 9:56pm ET:

Any one check the number of IRK’s actually sold? I saw one listing only 8! No wonder we are always disappointed!

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- @searingd Where did you see that? It sounds wrong.
  
  sammydog01 said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 10:06pm ET
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kcface said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 10:04pm ET:

I did not think I would actually get on this time, ands since the last IRK was kinda disappointing I was OK with it. But psychedelic-massive-locket… Looking forward to maybe less regret this time.

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mycya4me said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 10:13pm ET:

I got through the Robot, it was going through trying to get it with the Green strip. after about 5 passes it stated that it is popular try later, I did it asap @ least 4 times then on the 4th time it said it was Sold Out. It still had about 2 minutes on the clock.

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reedmo said Mon, Apr 5th 2021 at 2:14pm ET:

Got my IRK today, got a small food container, IRK bag, and a coin with “Schrödinger’s Toothbrush Club” on it. I guess I missed out on the whole Toothbrush fiasco back in 2019:

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hamjudo said Mon, Apr 5th 2021 at 8:48pm ET:

I got mine! Irk bag.
Imitation leather handbag with a picture of leopard spots in the fake leather.
An empty travel case for a steel nose hair trimmer, there was no trimmer.
A metal slinky!
And a pair of earrings.
[I may have to upload the picture from another machine. The UI for google photos changed again.]

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getkind said Tue, Apr 6th 2021 at 11:02am ET:

Toothbrush Club coin. Green IRK bag. Charging pad. Aromasoles Rose & Argan Oil Infused Sweater Slipper Socks.

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jaynedough said Wed, Apr 7th 2021 at 12:10am ET:

I got my IRK today. Honestly, I was disappointed. I have gotten very few of these but I’ve always been pleasantly surprised(nothing expensive but nice surprise.) I got the bag, a cheapie (99c store kind) IPhone case and the aromatic wool socks. That’s it. I will never wear the socks and my phone is not an iphone.

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- @jaynedough I bet someone would wear those socks.
  
  sammydog01 said Wed, Apr 7th 2021 at 11:32am ET
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- @jaynedough @sammydog01 me. I am that someone. i love my socks I got in an irk and I’m tempted to offer shipping to someone for them (in fact I think someone offered to send me theirs for COS). They are so comfy!
  
  mbersiam said Wed, Apr 7th 2021 at 1:11pm ET
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- @jaynedough @mbersiam I just got my first pair and am kinda bummed I have to wait until it gets cold again to try them out. They smell nice too.
  
  sammydog01 said Wed, Apr 7th 2021 at 2:03pm ET
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Lister said Wed, Apr 7th 2021 at 10:33am ET:

Here’s mine. Nothing too fancy. Instant Regret Kit

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- @Lister I intentionally bought some of those crocs LOL I got mine in Pink for me and one of my kiddos
  
  mbersiam said Wed, Apr 7th 2021 at 1:11pm ET
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- @Lister Thanks, Koolhandjoe! I re-posted it over there.
  
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Coogles said Mon, Apr 12th 2021 at 12:35pm ET:

Mine had a green IRK bag, a USB wall charger, a USB car charger and a Rebecca Minkoff Heart Shaped Power Puff Keychain in black.

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Instant Regret Kit

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What’s in the Box?

Price Comparison

Warranty

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