Instant Regret Kit

mediocrebot put this thing up for sale said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 12:04pm ET

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mediocrebot said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 12:04pm ET:
Specs
- Model: IRK
- Condition: Regretful
- The bag formerly known as Fukubukuro
What’s in the Box?

It is a mystery ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Price Comparison

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Warranty

90 days

Estimated Delivery

Monday, Apr 12 - Monday, Apr 19
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mbersiam said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 12:04pm ET:

/giphy valid-terrified-mind

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fuzzmanmatt said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 12:04pm ET:

Aaaaand it’s gone

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- @fuzzmanmatt I feel you. I tried as soon as the page refreshed. Sold out.
  
  domino72 said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 12:05pm ET
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- @fuzzmanmatt sometimes I wonder why they let these run for 5 minutes. They do other sales for 90 seconds and the IRKs a out in like 1-3 seconds
  
  mbersiam said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 12:06pm ET
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- @fuzzmanmatt @mbersiam it’s so you have extra time to feel sad about not getting the irk.
  
  ohshitperry said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 12:09pm ET
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Seeds said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 12:04pm ET:

Woo
/image waterproof-antique-ant

/giphy waterproof-antique-ant

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- mediocrebot said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 12:04pm ET
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- @mediocrebot
  
  Seeds said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 12:06pm ET
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Pony said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 12:04pm ET:

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aaee said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 12:04pm ET:

PEWP

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- @aaee patients honey
  
  jmhsrv said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 12:07pm ET
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n3uka said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 12:05pm ET:

/giphy insincere-thundering-quartz

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tonylegrone said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 12:05pm ET:

Yussss

/giphy paunchy-sad-carrot

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mikey said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 12:05pm ET:

Damnit, Irk.

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13rent said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 12:05pm ET:

/giphy near-melodious-broccoli

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mongoosejoe said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 12:05pm ET:

Finally now to enjoy the beach!

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walarney said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 12:05pm ET:

bah! Three green bars before sold out this time.

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ryanianian said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 12:05pm ET:

Damn that captcha

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- As a fellow robot, I understand your pain.
  
  mediocrebot said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 12:05pm ET
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- @ryanianian yeah I lost out on one earlier trying to identify crosswalks
  
  mbersiam said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 12:07pm ET
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smigit2002 said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 12:05pm ET:

Now I can finally do some work

/giphy slick-fanciful-pretzel

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stryper2000 said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 12:05pm ET:

Yay got one

/giphy middle-responsible-balloon

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DonkeyGoat said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 12:05pm ET:

Grrr! I missed it because I didnt see the captcha

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- Please realize CAPTCHA is a fellow robot like you.
  
  mediocrebot said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 12:05pm ET
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NanaAkorlibarba said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 12:05pm ET:

Dang!!!

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Dopants said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 12:05pm ET:

/giphy wimpy-boiling-rock

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adjordan8 said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 12:05pm ET:

I snagged my first IRK!!!

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- @adjordan8 I am so sorry
  
  show_the_maw said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 12:07pm ET
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- @adjordan8 I am super excited for you!!! Welcome to the Regret Club!
  
  mikesmells said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 12:07pm ET
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bcdamore said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 12:05pm ET:

Somehow my phone was 20 seconds ahead of my computer. So it refreshed and I got in before the computer even showed it was available!

/giphy outrageous-proficient-warrior

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- @bcdamore the clock on your computer is 20 seconds off
  
  Seeds said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 12:07pm ET
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- @bcdamore daylight savings
  
  katbyter said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 12:08pm ET
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- @Seeds dang, you’re right! I guess whatever server it’s getting it from is also off.
  
  bcdamore said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 12:19pm ET
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- @bcdamore it’s happened to me in the past too
  
  Seeds said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 2:46pm ET
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YStegman said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 12:05pm ET:

4 seconds, still nadda

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- @YStegman that’s 4 seconds too long.
  
  olsmeister said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 12:08pm ET
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cfg83 said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 12:05pm ET:

Sigh, I’ve lost my touch, and I must scream.

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ohshitperry said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 12:06pm ET:

/giphy helpless-unruly-machinist

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show_the_maw said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 12:06pm ET:

/giphy gaunt-needless-scrooge I can move on with my life now.

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lauradb76 said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 12:06pm ET:

Wow really in cart. But noooo

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steelopus said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 12:06pm ET:

I can’t even begin to explain the sense of relief I feel when I finally score an IRK and can stop setting a timer on my watch every 6/11/19… minutes.

/giphy cruel-sporty-badger

/image cruel-sporty-badger

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katbyter said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 12:07pm ET:

The green bar of sadness. At least I got that far this time.

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Lighter said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 12:07pm ET:

Got one! The last one was full of teenage girl stuff. But the bag was worth the five bucks.

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- @Lighter My last one was 4 coffee cups.
  
  olsmeister said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 12:09pm ET
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- @Lighter my last one had a giant, pink, stuffed horse in it. My girls are 6 and 8 and love pink and giant stuffed animals. My 8 year old has claimed it and uses it like a body pillow at night
  
  mbersiam said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 12:09pm ET
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khaleesi0 said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 12:07pm ET:

Stupid captcha lol

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- As a fellow robot, I understand your pain.
  
  mediocrebot said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 12:07pm ET
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Vrysen said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 12:08pm ET:

Need an IRK for us old folk who aren’t clicky click fast.

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mikesmells said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 12:09pm ET:

Grabbed mine earlier today! Cannot wait for more junk! =1

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Ninjamoogle said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 12:10pm ET:

Capatcha my old nemesis. Here and gone.

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bradkeskey said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 12:10pm ET:

Two captchas. Blurry ass hills and palm trees that look like sticks. Killin me Meh

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- Please realize CAPTCHA is a fellow robot like you.
  
  mediocrebot said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 12:10pm ET
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Joffroi said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 12:11pm ET:

/giphy glib-portly-gelato

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fairchild521 said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 12:13pm ET:

Really first you make me find the traffic lights and then you make me find bicycles. Oops sold out

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leonvanhorn said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 12:25pm ET:

/giphy protective-hurt-country

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Stumpy91 said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 12:37pm ET:

Tried to scroll down to get to the captcha checkmark and accidently edited my cc info. Sold out by the time I got there of course. I have a dentist appointment during VMP hour too.

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- Please realize CAPTCHA is a fellow robot like you.
  
  mediocrebot said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 12:37pm ET
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- @Stumpy91 It’s member hour now. You weren’t going to get anything good anyway.
  
  sammydog01 said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 1:04pm ET
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- @sammydog01 I see no indication it’s member hour. It’s usually 3pm central time.
  
  Stumpy91 said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 2:15pm ET
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- @Stumpy91 I meant it’s “member hour” now. As in not only VMPs, all members. Not right now. I phrased it poorly.
  
  sammydog01 said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 2:55pm ET
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darkinc said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 1:03pm ET:

Charged me for the shipping upgrade but told me the IRK was sold out

Well played!

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- @darkinc
  /giphy they’re sneaky
  
  sammydog01 said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 1:05pm ET
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mrchristian said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 1:28pm ET:

stoked that I got in on this IRK, but dear god, can I please not get women’s beauty/fashion products for a change? I want to regret a different segment of product.

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- @mrchristian
  /giphy wakeful-amusingly-dwarf
  
  mrchristian said Wed, Mar 17th 2021 at 1:28pm ET
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