Ink for IRKs, August 2020 Edition
14It may be presumptive of me to believe there may be an IRK happening, but if it does I believe we’re supposed to present proof. Here’s mine:
It’s pretty tricky to take a blind selfie and get the date you drew on the mirror centered up.
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tat-too many Meh-rathons
my girlfriend doodled Irk up very pretty for the occasion (yes, you can get a tattoo of a retail site’s intentionally-bad mascot just to receive boxes of garbage at sporadic intervals and still somehow enter a relationship; i know, it’s surprising to me too!)
@TheMeerkat
The sunspots make it look like Irk is having an allergic reaction to something. That, or full-body herpes. I’m sorry.
Also, I call BS on the relationship. I once told a date that I like shopping at a deal-a-day site, and she threw the coffee in my face and left.
@ShotgunX Irk is allergic to the terrible shirt i’m wearing
(they’re actually just moles!)
also, i don’t think it counts as a “date” if it’s just your barista, dude, sorry
@TheMeerkat
Wait, if she was the barista, then why did she leave? It was a busy time!
And if she was the barista, then just who the hell did I tip?
also, paging @Jasongb and @raptorgorawr for their proofs!
@TheMeerkat nice pic!
Also @sammydog01 and @Barney
@Barney @melanie413 @TheMeerkat I need to wait until tomorrow after the newspaper comes.
@booogerbrain @gr8mick1 ping
@melanie413 @sammydog01 @TheMeerkat
This seems so strange doing this, but I guess this isn’t the strangest thing I’ve ever done.
@tinamarie1974 is this looking a little more purple?
@Barney you have a Glenn sock?
@tinamarie1974 Sure I do, doesn’t everyone?
@Barney @tinamarie1974 I have an extra one if you need it-everyone should have a Glenn sock.
@Barney @sammydog01 aawwe thanks, but I think he is a little creepy. Now if it was Irk.
@Barney And it does look very purple. It was too early for my eyes when I first posted this morning. #GettingOld
@Barney @sammydog01 @tinamarie1974
Omgosh, you’re right, EVERYONE should have a Glenn sock!! Where on earth did YOU find that?
HE’S SO CUTE!
BTW; I ended up here searching for the story behind “Ink for IRKs”. Still searching!
@Barney @Lynnerizer @sammydog01 @tinamarie1974
@Barney @FreePasta @sammydog01 @tinamarie1974
Ah ha! Thanks! Now lets see IF they’re still available, somewhere? Hmm…
@Lynnerizer
https://meh.com/forum/topics/birthday-game-meh-tattoo-contest
https://meh.com/forum/topics/birthday-tattoos
Man, you guys are PATH-e-thetic!!
@cbl_wv mehthetic!
paging @chadp
ink for irks August 19th.
https://photos.app.goo.gl/8kRVV8sH7BM8mnHA9
/me looks at calendar
@djslack, your photo is null and void. New photo is needed.
@RiotDemon Meanie!
@RiotDemon you see, it was the 18th here and the 19th there. After I took the photo I got in my time machine and caught up to you.
tl;dr: nuh-uh!
@sammydog01 You’re looking a little shaky today. Did you throw your back out?
@Barney I’m fine. Lying on my back on the floor is the perfect way to follow a Mehrathon. Could you bring me a pillow?
@sammydog01 On my way! Do you have food and booze?
I think I got everyone taken care of.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Thanks @ChadP!
@ChadP thanks so much!
@ChadP
@ChadP
Is this good enough?
@ChadP - checking in to see if I was too late. I wouldn’t be doing so if I hadn’t induced a major cramp in my quadricep hoisting my foot onto the desk… I kinda feel like I earned this one.
@ChadP @Jasongb he’ll get you taken care of. You posted on the day.
@ChadP Thanks for taking care of a late entry!
@ChadP So I’m wondering what I did wrong. It appears IRKs are going out and I have not received any notification of an IRK.
Here’s my ink! Sorry for the weird angle - that’s a stand-up desk. I haven’t had to get my foot up that high, or had my foot that pointed, since cheerleading days…
@Jasongb look on the bright side—with Norton in your taskbar, the tattoo isn’t even the worst life decision in the shot!
EWNO. That’s the corporate-mandated Symantec there. Anything installed on that computer is governed in some fashion by group policy. Ahem - as far as my employer knows.
What is going on here…?
@Bretterson
some people are more than just fans of meh.com
they love meh.com
really really much
to reward that, you get a free IRK/bag of crap if you have a tattoo of meh.com/logo/IRK anywhere on your body and you get one every time there is a sale on IRK/bag of craps
@Bretterson @communistjack it is not open to new people. So don’t go getting any ink.
Unless you just want ink.
No freebies.
@Bretterson @communistjack Some people are just idiots.
@Bretterson @communistjack @RiotDemon
Okay, what do you mean it’s not open to newbee’s? Do you think we’re not worthy? Well obviously that’s what you think, BUT WHY?? I might have been late to the party, doesn’t mean i’m leaving early though!
@Lynnerizer this was a promotion. Unless @chadp decides to run another promotion, it is closed.