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my wife and I still use the “I don’t need anything” routine on a frequent basis whenever that line comes up
Well I’m gonna to go then. And I don’t need any of this. I don’t need this stuff, and I don’t need you. I don’t need anything except this. And that’s it and that’s the only thing I need, is this. I don’t need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that’s all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that’s all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that’s all I need. And that’s all I need too. I don’t need one other thing, not one – I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that’s all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.
I say this to my husband aka the elaborator (making short stories long, one conversation at a time) when he’s speaking to a potential/customer on the phone.
(I’ll walk in on him talking about his childhood…the man could talk the ear off of a gnat. It’s one of his superpowers and part of his charm.)
@Kidsandliz@werehatrack@yakkoTDI Geez, last month was the four year anniversary of my goating. Still amazed I managed to avoid it as long as I did. I did have a good time with the Field of 32, but I recall barely sleeping that month as I tried to update it every day at midnight.
Hey ewe, whatcha lookin at?
@phendrick Nanny your business!
The new phone book’s here! The new phone book’s here! I’m somebody now!!!
@capnjb Love that movie.
@capnjb @lisaviolet Watch it here; stream it free:
https://archive.org/details/the.-jerk.-1979.720p.-blu-ray.x-264.-yify
@capnjb @lisaviolet @phendrick
my favorite line is still
Driver: (to hitchhiking Navin Johnson) St. Louis ??
Navin: NO… Navin Johnson
@capnjb @chienfou @lisaviolet @phendrick
He hates these cans! Stay away from the cans!
@capnjb @lisaviolet @phendrick @ybmuG
my wife and I still use the “I don’t need anything” routine on a frequent basis whenever that line comes up
@capnjb @chienfou @lisaviolet @phendrick @ybmuG And tomorrow (or today for you Easterners) is Steve Martin’s birthday!
@capnjb @chienfou @Kyeh @phendrick @ybmuG
I say this to my husband aka the elaborator (making short stories long, one conversation at a time) when he’s speaking to a potential/customer on the phone.
(I’ll walk in on him talking about his childhood…the man could talk the ear off of a gnat. It’s one of his superpowers and part of his charm.)
“I was born a poor black child.”
@lisaviolet I coined a term for that; earagami
But, is that actually a Ford? (Not enough of a car nut to tell myself LOL)
@PooltoyWolf With the handle above the trim, it looks more like a 46 Chevy.
Speaking of all goats… anyone remember the name of the thread that lists everyone who has been a goat? Has that even been updated recently?
@Kidsandliz There’s a list?
@Kidsandliz @yakkoTDI Yes, it has been updated.
https://meh.com/forum/topics/calendar-of-the-scapegoat
@Kidsandliz @werehatrack @yakkoTDI Geez, last month was the four year anniversary of my goating. Still amazed I managed to avoid it as long as I did. I did have a good time with the Field of 32, but I recall barely sleeping that month as I tried to update it every day at midnight.
@cinoclav
3 yrs in April for me… my God how time flies!
What could be better than a goat?
@blaineg Gorn has a goat ear
@blaineg Link died already, here’s another one.
I have friends that just came back from Winslow. They sent pics of the flatbed ford that is on permanent display at Standin on the corner park