@vinuash or lost by actually getting it – sort of like getting a head start except it’s a leg start – meh doing its best to go out on a “limb” giving people stuff right @f00l?
@ACraigL Who happens to be a waitress at the local IHOP? I think she’s a huge Lord of The Rings fan too. In particular, her favorite character is Legolas.
@TaRDy awesome sleuthing …my old eyes didn’t catch that …guess I just needed a “running” start tonight ( actually its morning now ) so it was quite a “feet” after all !
Hope the box with this wonderful leg in it doesn’t accidentally rip open-- can you imagine the mail or FedEx person seeing what looks like a leg inside the package they are delivering to some “lucky” persons house ? Next thing the meh" ER that receiving it knows is a search warrant being executed at their house looking for the body part !! That’s one way to get your 15 minutes of fame –
last week, i wanted to congratulate all you who got a fuko.
now, fuck you. may you suffer a 243 paper cuts and a salt water bath. may your oatmeal turn to glue and forever remain in your teeth. may you shoelaces be forever coming untied. may your car develop a persistent humming noise which no mechanic can isolate. may your scissors magically turn into the opposite of the hand you use. may your oven inconsistently vary its temperature by 25-50 degrees. may your DVR recordings never capture the last two minutes. may your florescent lights forever flicker. may your bluetooth devices constantly lose their connection. may every wet nap package you open be bone dry. may your teeth always feel hairy no matter how much you brush. may a pebble remain in your shoes for eternity. may your cell phone be banished to 2G speeds. may your eggs be yolkless. may the itchy tags on your shirt regrow themselves. may every radio station play music you hate. may you never find the right temperature for your shower.
and finally, may your meh button streak be broken.
@carl669 When I first saw the video I thought to myself, “I bet Carl669 would just love this.” and, "If I get it I think I’ll send it on."
But now… hmmmm.
@PlacidPenguin I had a brief stint with Mondo Media down at SDCC. I even got to play Cuddles. Seriously. If you find pics of a giant Cuddles in costume character, that was me inside.
@narfcake lol funny you should post that picture of a rabbit with a metal fork…when I was a young kid, many years ago now, I went to remove a three hole plug adapter, (that our portable dishwasher was plugged into), from the wall plug. I didn’t use a fork but rather got a knife ( our knives were all metal) out the kitchen utensil drawer and stuck it under the plug adapter, to pry it loose from the wall socket. I had mistakenly thought I needed to remove that adapter after I had unplugged the portable dishwasher from the kitchen faucet.
Well, suddenly when I went to pry that adapter loose, it blew the circuit breaker but first, flames shot out the wall socket, and it shocked the heck out of me too. I can laugh all these years later about that now but it hurt like heck when that voltage hit me ( melted part of the knife and it slightly burned my hand too) Needless to say, I didn’t ever do that again !
@narfcake@PlacidPenguin…never saw that video before but I can tell you I fried that wall socket and lol, my hair on my head was all statically charged too from my personal survivor version of what happens when metal knife meets electricity !
@Barney Both? The artwork is hers. I only supplied the frame.
@PlacidPenguin It’s still sitting in the same place in the bookcase. Although I swear I saw it move once. Either that or I had too many shots of tequila. Actually, is it possible to have too many shots of tequila?
@lichme I thought I did. As usual I wish autocorrect would just leave my shirt alone!
@galmaegi Yes please! Do you still have some of that sticky notepad I sent you? If so, don’t use one of those. I don’t have a frame big enough or the room to display it. If you want you can put it in my still processing Fuko. It shouldn’t be too hard to find. It would be the largest and heaviest one and have a leg sticking out of it.
First
@lichme she lied
@alacrity in bed with me
@lichme LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICH!
@carl669 CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARL!
Wanna trade it for a whale?
@thismyusername that would be a whale of a deal
@thismyusername depends on the whale…
@Mehrocco_Mole although it was never confirmed I think it is this whale:
oh man, I really missed out this time
Name your price, lucky Fuko winner. Name. Your. Price.
I WANT THE LEG!!!
Not me - no fuko : )
@Kidsandliz I guess you could say, those who got one… have a leg up on you then
@lichme and you could say let go my LEG-O!! Don’t you think so @f00l?
@AttyVette
See apology later in thread pls
Love the Amazon box that’s “damaged” receiving a big ole’ thumbs down.
We ALL want it.
Does the leg have Bluetooth?
@gertiestn nope but hoping it does is all in “vein” right @shawn ?
@AttyVette
It’s me. I won it.
@vinuash or lost by actually getting it – sort of like getting a head start except it’s a leg start – meh doing its best to go out on a “limb” giving people stuff right @f00l?
@AttyVette
See apology later in thread
Gah.
I was hoping that a promise would finally be fulfilled…
Oh god… Well, at least it’s no used coffee maker with what looked liked congealed rat blood and shit in it. And no presumably used anal pump thingy.
It can only get better! Then again, this is meh.
That second Fuko picture is my Fuko picture!
@AttyVette So sorry you did not get one. Were the servers too… leggy?
@lichme yes they were – That “leggy” situation made me realize I was going “toe to toe” with the best !!
@AttyVette Scoring a fuko is an incredible feat. You don’t stand alone.
@lichme you do if you don’t have a leg to stand on
@AttyVette @lichme I’m assuming it’s destined to go to a mehtzien named Ilene.
@ACraigL Who happens to be a waitress at the local IHOP? I think she’s a huge Lord of The Rings fan too. In particular, her favorite character is Legolas.
@lichme
I thought it was Galegdriel.
I’ve never understood upside-down watch wearers. Keep on keeping the time your prescious little secret.
@baseba4551 you are just a shill for big watch, trying to get us to scratch our crystal so we have to buy a new one!!! I AM ON TO YOU!
@baseba4551 is easier to look at the inside of your wrist. Try it. Lazy people figure these things out.
@medz u mean effcnt ppl
not me, cause your busted captcha robbed me twice.
It is not me. Mine is still processing. Kinda like my brain…
I got one before
@jdcxxx I see-- you have accomplished with your picture quite a foot – can’t be quite a feet as only one foot shown …
@AttyVette @jdcxxx they have both, look in the top right, another foot!
@TaRDy awesome sleuthing …my old eyes didn’t catch that …guess I just needed a “running” start tonight ( actually its morning now ) so it was quite a “feet” after all !
Does it double as a speaker dock?
@hpsmith no because not a mouth body part –
I rea)y hope it goes to IamLegEnd
Hope the box with this wonderful leg in it doesn’t accidentally rip open-- can you imagine the mail or FedEx person seeing what looks like a leg inside the package they are delivering to some “lucky” persons house ? Next thing the meh" ER that receiving it knows is a search warrant being executed at their house looking for the body part !! That’s one way to get your 15 minutes of fame –
last week, i wanted to congratulate all you who got a fuko.
now, fuck you. may you suffer a 243 paper cuts and a salt water bath. may your oatmeal turn to glue and forever remain in your teeth. may you shoelaces be forever coming untied. may your car develop a persistent humming noise which no mechanic can isolate. may your scissors magically turn into the opposite of the hand you use. may your oven inconsistently vary its temperature by 25-50 degrees. may your DVR recordings never capture the last two minutes. may your florescent lights forever flicker. may your bluetooth devices constantly lose their connection. may every wet nap package you open be bone dry. may your teeth always feel hairy no matter how much you brush. may a pebble remain in your shoes for eternity. may your cell phone be banished to 2G speeds. may your eggs be yolkless. may the itchy tags on your shirt regrow themselves. may every radio station play music you hate. may you never find the right temperature for your shower.
and finally, may your meh button streak be broken.
@carl669 That last one was really fucking harsh man.
@carl669
I found that to be extremely hilarious, as well as delightful to read.
@Pavlov so let it be written, so let it be done.
@carl669
@carl669 tell us how you really feel --“Leg” me guess…you are just “limb” bering up for the grand finale of outrage –
@carl669 - Just wanted to make sure you know I didn’t get one this time.
@lichme
@carl669 you win this one “hands” down
@carl669 When I first saw the video I thought to myself, “I bet Carl669 would just love this.” and, "If I get it I think I’ll send it on."
But now… hmmmm.
@Mehrocco_Mole donation absolves you of my wrath.
I still love you, @carl669.
@carl669
This message in only in regards to @carl669.
@f00l specifically feels @carl’s pain.
See group message later in thread.
This video just made me realize that I really should have bought some of those Back to the Future 2 slippers
@bruceoite aww you slipped up not buying the slippers – on the other hand why buy “slippers” as you could fall wearing them right??
@AttyVette I think it would be worth the danger
@bruceoite I bought the slippers right away, as I thought they would allow my leg to spin fully around. BULLSH*T!
Finally watching this video makes me feel a slight bit better for NOT buying the Fuko.
Not that I even had a chance! Blame @f00l.
@narfcake
If you want, I could send you an ear ora finger…
@PlacidPenguin Uhhhh … no thanks.
@narfcake
Toe? Thumb? Tooth? Tail? Horn? Beak?
@PlacidPenguin let me guess which finger you might send…ummmmm… and as far as the ear offer goes…@narfcake might say.“I can’t hear you”!!!
@PlacidPenguin Nope.
/giphy nope.
@narfcake my hats off to you on this one…
@AttyVette
Sure. Guess which finger I would send.
I’d be surprised if you got it right. The only one who might be able to correctly guess which one is @f00l…
@PlacidPenguin hehe shocked eh… sure way NOT to be shocked is don’t stick your finger in the electrical outlet.
@AttyVette Use proper metal utensils instead.
@narfcake
You get a star for referencing Happy Tree Friends.
@PlacidPenguin I had a brief stint with Mondo Media down at SDCC. I even got to play Cuddles. Seriously. If you find pics of a giant Cuddles in costume character, that was me inside.
And it made me despise bunnies afterwards.
@narfcake
As to your feelings about rabbits:
@narfcake lol funny you should post that picture of a rabbit with a metal fork…when I was a young kid, many years ago now, I went to remove a three hole plug adapter, (that our portable dishwasher was plugged into), from the wall plug. I didn’t use a fork but rather got a knife ( our knives were all metal) out the kitchen utensil drawer and stuck it under the plug adapter, to pry it loose from the wall socket. I had mistakenly thought I needed to remove that adapter after I had unplugged the portable dishwasher from the kitchen faucet.
Well, suddenly when I went to pry that adapter loose, it blew the circuit breaker but first, flames shot out the wall socket, and it shocked the heck out of me too. I can laugh all these years later about that now but it hurt like heck when that voltage hit me ( melted part of the knife and it slightly burned my hand too) Needless to say, I didn’t ever do that again !
@AttyVette @narfcake
Have either of you seen this?
@PlacidPenguin Now I have. Way to waste a minute of my life!
@narfcake
@narfcake @PlacidPenguin…never saw that video before but I can tell you I fried that wall socket and lol, my hair on my head was all statically charged too from my personal survivor version of what happens when metal knife meets electricity !
@AttyVette @narfcake
For the record…
@PlacidPenguin for the record??? – was it then 45 or 33 rpm ??
@narfcake
See group message later in thread.
The message @f00l hasn’t written yet.
That one.
(@f00l wonders how @narfcake got that teeny tiny font.)
@f00l It’s an H6; prefix the line with
######. Always baffles me when headers are smaller than body text…@f00l What @brhfl said.
H1
H2
H3
H4
H5
H6
@narfcake @f00l @brhfl
˙ƃuıʇɐǝɥɔ s,ʇɐɥʇ ɟı ɹǝʇʇɐɯ ʇ,usǝop ʇı
˙ǝʇısqǝʍ ƃuıʇıpǝ ʇxǝʇ ɐ ǝsn ʇsnɾ ı 'ʇxǝʇ llɐɯs ʇsod ɐuuɐʍ ı uǝɥʍ
@PlacidPenguin
/image cheating upside down
@narfcake
It HAD to be phones upside down. Ugh.
@PlacidPenguin Blame
Google’s image searchthe goat.@narfcake
Please blame the goat please
Blame the goat for everything.
The goat is so guilty.
@narfcake
I’m torn between feeling ever so slightly guilty for this month for him, but also finding it hilarious about how this month is going for him.
I sense jealousy
It’s okay, @PlacidPenguin
Your month is coming.
Maybe not next month
Maybe not the one after
But goatdom will come.
@PlacidPenguin
@nardcake
@PlacidPenguin did
Not smell like a goat. So not true
Goat experience.
@PlacidPenguin
@f00l observes that if
You smelled like a goat in Nov
You would have told us.
Ooooo I got the cape from the first April Fools Day one, I hope I get this foot!
This would be a fine addition to my meh memorabilia collection. Actually it would make it a collection seeing as I only have one so far.
My Fuku post-it note from @galmaegi
@Mehrocco_Mole I’m not sure if @galmaegi should feel honored or worried.
@Barney @Mehrocco_Mole @galmaegi
As long as it’s just sitting quietly and not being brought everywhere/taken to meal, this is fine.
@Mehrocco_Mole I think you missed out on a prime opportunity to say mehmorabelia
@Mehrocco_Mole Maybe I can send you another one with “Fuko” on it.
@Barney Both? The artwork is hers. I only supplied the frame.
@PlacidPenguin It’s still sitting in the same place in the bookcase. Although I swear I saw it move once. Either that or I had too many shots of tequila. Actually, is it possible to have too many shots of tequila?
@lichme I thought I did. As usual I wish autocorrect would just leave my shirt alone!
@galmaegi Yes please! Do you still have some of that sticky notepad I sent you? If so, don’t use one of those. I don’t have a frame big enough or the room to display it. If you want you can put it in my still processing Fuko. It shouldn’t be too hard to find. It would be the largest and heaviest one and have a leg sticking out of it.
@Mehrocco_Mole What’d it do to your shirt?
Now I’m happy I did not get one.
I bought the slippers, so yeah, Imma gettin’ some leg, yo.
If you have a prop that was used in only one video and you don’t need it anymore, why give it away for free when you could sell it for $100,000?
(Skip to 3:52)
Sounds like a lot of fuko buyers want a @legendornothing
OMG, I want this leg.
You guys are hilarious.
It’s not a leg, it’s a major award! I bet it comes in a big wooden box marked FRAG-EE-LAY (must be Italian)
@Nuurgle What a bright idea!
@Barney Bright, you say?
/image leg lamp
@narfcake There is one of these on a desk across from mine at work.
@Nuurgle
Perfect timing!
i’m now slightly less disappointed that i was slighted on my attempts to buy this.
fuku!
/image fuku
/youtube fuku
/l337 fuku
FUKU
@Yoda_Daenerys
It’s fuko.
@PlacidPenguin nope, it’s knot
What!!!
I missed my chance…Aiiieeeee…
@f00l’s late preemptive
Apology is very late
But could be later.
Blame @f00l if you did
Not get leg and wanted one
Cause you are morons.
Blame @f00l if fuko
Sent to you has severed leg
Cause you are moron.
@legendornothing should
Get this leg because it might
For him perfectly.
@carl669 did
Not get prized special @fuko
Blame blame blame for @f00l
@f00l did not score a
Precious Fuko either with
Or without a LEG
@f00l takes on the blame
For everyone who received
A fuko, no leg.
@f00l takes on the blame
For everyone who received
A fuko, with leg.
This great disturbance
In Fuko Force. @f00l hopping
To make all amends.
@f00l thank you! I think it’s ridiculous I don’t get a leg end
@legendornothing
@f00l as December
Goat takes all blame, shame that no
Leg end for Legend.
@legendornothing They read your username and decided on the latter half.
Dear Meh,
Would today’s sock match this beautiful Leg End?
Thanks,
-ELUNO
@ELUNO
@Hollboll
@f00l hopes that Meh will
Send a free set of socks to
Go with the free leg.
Solid branding
Why do I have a feeling that the mehmber who gets the leg end will be someone who doesn’t watch the videos/come to the forum?
I mean, on one hand, it would be hilarious to know how they react, on the other hand, we’d never know (unless they come to the forum all confused).
@PlacidPenguin
@f00l thinks that would be
So sad. Notoriety
Is what the leg needs.
The leg’s disappearance into the custody of a non-poster seems the most likely scenario
@matthew
Despite the fact that it was to only be expected, it’s still disappointing.
So a leg end has been promised. A head has shown up already. Are there two arms ,a torso,and another leg out there?
@CaptAmehrican I think they are keeping the baby arm.
@Kidsandliz
@f00l wonders if we
Need an NGO. Slogan:
“Free The Baby Arm.”