I always assumed that “station” was a reference to Catholic prayer and the rosary and whatnot. I’m sure “imperial” means something else, but it seems to me that the whole business is about giving the queen mother of Christian heaven a pearl necklace. And who am I to stand in the way of religious expression?
Imperial Pearl is the brand name of the necklace. It’s not a style or type. Station is a style of necklace, that features “stations” dotted along the track of the necklace.
Specs
What’s in the Box?
1x Necklace
Warranty
60 Day Imperial Pearl
Estimated Delivery
Wednesday, July 15th - Monday, July 20th
Obligatory pearl necklace joke…
Nuh uh!! Hell no!
Poor Uncle Lee.
Yes. Pardon me. I’d like to know who did the appraisal on these.
Omfg. Fuck off with these shitty necklaces.
Of course its Julio. And its pronounced Preen-gles.
“Appraisal: $1467218”
@12liny buy 'em and run down to your local pawn shop. Tell them you’ll sell them to them for half the appraisal price.
Do we get to keep the quarter, shown in the last pic?
Don’t be shy!
I always assumed that “station” was a reference to Catholic prayer and the rosary and whatnot. I’m sure “imperial” means something else, but it seems to me that the whole business is about giving the queen mother of Christian heaven a pearl necklace. And who am I to stand in the way of religious expression?
@joelmw How many of the 49 did you buy?
Imperial Pearl is the brand name of the necklace. It’s not a style or type. Station is a style of necklace, that features “stations” dotted along the track of the necklace.
20 seconds of Google FTW!
These are the pearls I wear to drive to the station.
Total crap, I would give this as a gift for secret santa to someone I didn’t like.
Pearls are for ladies! I gots me pearls!
For $35.00 I would want someone to get me an Echo Dot. And I’d wear it around my neck when they were coming around.