This is getting kind of ridiculous, the number of these that have been sold in the last couple months. Is there like a worldwide pearl surplus? Can we trade that for a bacon surplus, or a gummy bear surplus? Sell the gummy bears again, Meh!
@Mehsturbator likely meh cornered the galactic supply of this junk. Also appraised value = who are you kidding, strung out on drugs, in your hallucination value (there I got the same sorry bad joke in there).
My last purchase was 39 days ago … why ? almost all repeat product or close to it that’s why, how many new items have you had in the 39 days meh? getting bored here…
Stop it! Just stop it! Everyone has bought these, one time makes you look like a champ a second time you look like a chump. Come on you’re better than this
I fully expect to soon see meh diversify into about 8 categories of product types with about 50-100 or so crappy items under each category, sold over and over and over at prices that are not at all competitive.
Ok, I’m not happy. You said this package would be delivered by Friday 5/12. Now I see you have handed it off from Fedex to USPS and it will not be delivered until Saturday May 13. It is useless to me if delivered after 5/12. I will be returning the product. Not a good first experience with Meh.
@gfindlingEstimated delivery date that is off by one day is a fairly good estimate. When time is of the essence, I always order from Amazon with Prime shipping.
That said, I hope it arrives a day before USPS has estimated the delivery.
@gfindling I suppose. It did say estimated, so to assume it was a sure thing was a dangerous move by cutting it so close. I even take Amazon’s “guaranteed” delivery by date with a grain of salt. Stuff happens with the parcel carriers that is beyond the retailer’s control.
I do hope it somehow makes it to you on time. Some of my Smartpost shipments have arrived a day before FedEx/USPS estimated it, so you might get lucky. You’ll know by the end of the day because it should show at your local post office in order to make it out for delivery tomorrow.
@sammydog01 If you think they’d give me that kind of power, you’ve got another thing coming.
@gfindling – we don’t have any control over your items once they leave our warehouse, much like any other company (barring Amazon, who’s co-opted their own contracted delivery force for urgent things). We ship via FedEx SmartPost, which goes from FedEx to USPS for final delivery. The timeframe between the actual handoff and delivery can vary, but it’s not out of the realm of possibility that USPS will drop it off tomorrow. I’m legitimately sorry if your package doesn’t show up when needed, but they are estimates for a reason. We know full well that we don’t control the post office, so we don’t promise a date that we can’t guarantee.
@woodhouse Yes, package was delivered. I can quit being so whiny now I guess.
In all seriousness, I appreciate the engagement from everyone. I was venting when I posted, and did not expect any kind of response. I very impressed with the community and the engagement by mediocre. Thanks all.
Specs
What’s in the Box?
1x Necklace
Pictures
Listen up, just because we’re selling pearl necklaces doesn’t mean you have to make the same joke fifty times
In fact, if you make that joke, I’m going to ban your account
Okay not really
They won’t give me that power
But I can dream…
Price Comparison
$299 Appraisal Value
Warranty
60 Day Imperial Pearl
Estimated Delivery
Monday, July 13th - Thursday, July 16th
Pearls again? Meh.
Meh pearls – “for the strung out!”
Queue up all the pearl necklace jokes.
I’m purr-elled out
Crap a rama.
Any ladies out there want a pearl necklace?
Potato white? Waaaa?
The Meh waltz . . . Pearls, Dock, Knife . . . one, two, three . . . one, two, three.
That is one sharp-dressed man.
This is getting kind of ridiculous, the number of these that have been sold in the last couple months. Is there like a worldwide pearl surplus? Can we trade that for a bacon surplus, or a gummy bear surplus? Sell the gummy bears again, Meh!
@Mehsturbator or how about some knives and speaker docks. Or some kind of bluetooth thingy.
@mike808 Bluetooth gummy bears! Great idea!
@Mehsturbator likely meh cornered the galactic supply of this junk. Also appraised value = who are you kidding, strung out on drugs, in your hallucination value (there I got the same sorry bad joke in there).
NO to more pearls. YES to more gummy bears.
/giphy y tho
/image Imperial stormtrooper wearing Imperial Pearl 36" Station Necklace
So the appraisal report is not included, for free?
@RedOak We speak a very stupid language.
@RedOak There is a typo, decimal point missing. Actual appraised price is $2.99, though I saw this in Woolworth’s for $2.49…
Yeah for pearls!
Again
I don’t know how to embed the order phrase image…
/image shady-gregarious-ham
Is that Olivia from Law & Order?
I just noticed the link names for all the pictures ^_^
My last purchase was 39 days ago … why ? almost all repeat product or close to it that’s why, how many new items have you had in the 39 days meh? getting bored here…
@mellowirishgent same here. I have resorted to recharging my bluetooth speakers instead of buying new ones.
I’m appraising my nuts at 20 million, does that mean their worth it?
@mellowirishgent
@PlacidPenguin
@PlacidPenguin
@PlacidPenguin
@PlacidPenguin
@mellowirishgent
Mehbe if you had a pair like these.
@mike808 That’s one way to put a bumper on your vehicle…
The rule of thumb for buying “giftable” jewelry from meh: unless it’s for someone younger than 16, don’t
Again…?
Meh. As boring as a mussle’s life. $299? I have a bridge…
Stop it! Just stop it! Everyone has bought these, one time makes you look like a champ a second time you look like a chump. Come on you’re better than this
Meh giving pearls a bad name…
I fully expect to soon see meh diversify into about 8 categories of product types with about 50-100 or so crappy items under each category, sold over and over and over at prices that are not at all competitive.
@obxer Isn’t that Woot? Or did I miss something? I’ve only been on their site maybe four times.
You all need to f#%^ the ff up
Click the meh face and it gets pearls plastered across its face.
Dear god Meh you’ve been selling some booooring shit lately!
all i can say, is there is no way in hell i’m giving my mother a pearl necklace…
just sayin’
@earlyre can I?
@earlyre
/giphy sorry
Ok, I’m not happy. You said this package would be delivered by Friday 5/12. Now I see you have handed it off from Fedex to USPS and it will not be delivered until Saturday May 13. It is useless to me if delivered after 5/12. I will be returning the product. Not a good first experience with Meh.
@gfindling Estimated delivery date that is off by one day is a fairly good estimate. When time is of the essence, I always order from Amazon with Prime shipping.
That said, I hope it arrives a day before USPS has estimated the delivery.
@medz Well, I disagree. In todays competitive environment, one day off is not fairly good. It is below average.
@gfindling you joined a website called meh which is owned by mediocre. One day off seems pretty mediocre.
@gfindling I suppose. It did say estimated, so to assume it was a sure thing was a dangerous move by cutting it so close. I even take Amazon’s “guaranteed” delivery by date with a grain of salt. Stuff happens with the parcel carriers that is beyond the retailer’s control.
I do hope it somehow makes it to you on time. Some of my Smartpost shipments have arrived a day before FedEx/USPS estimated it, so you might get lucky. You’ll know by the end of the day because it should show at your local post office in order to make it out for delivery tomorrow.
@RiotDemon Yes, mediocre delivery. I guess next time I should estimate the amount I will pay, then pay a mediocre amount.
@gfindling
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I guess I just wouldn’t cut something so close from a website named meh.
@RiotDemon Up top it says estimated May 10 to 15. Unless they did a Ninja change.
@sammydog01 Pretty sure they edited it. Trying to make gfindling look like a liar. Not cool, meh.
@RiotDemon Pretty sure the whole meh\mediocre meme is a cute marketing device. Pretty sure they are serious about their business.
@medz @woodhouse Is this true? Did you change the estimated arrival? Are you trying to gaslight @gfindling?
@sammydog01 Looks like it’s true. I feel so powerful!
@sammydog01 If you think they’d give me that kind of power, you’ve got another thing coming.
@gfindling – we don’t have any control over your items once they leave our warehouse, much like any other company (barring Amazon, who’s co-opted their own contracted delivery force for urgent things). We ship via FedEx SmartPost, which goes from FedEx to USPS for final delivery. The timeframe between the actual handoff and delivery can vary, but it’s not out of the realm of possibility that USPS will drop it off tomorrow. I’m legitimately sorry if your package doesn’t show up when needed, but they are estimates for a reason. We know full well that we don’t control the post office, so we don’t promise a date that we can’t guarantee.
@sammydog01 I swore it did, but Google cache shows 15th.
http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:https://meh.com/forum/topics/imperial-pearl-36-station-necklace
@gfindling By the way, I just got into the office and checked your tracking info:
Updated Delivery Day: Friday, May 12, 2017
@woodhouse
/giphy lucky bastard
@woodhouse Yes, package was delivered. I can quit being so whiny now I guess.
In all seriousness, I appreciate the engagement from everyone. I was venting when I posted, and did not expect any kind of response. I very impressed with the community and the engagement by mediocre. Thanks all.
@gfindling Yay!
/giphy rejoicing
@gfindling So let us know if Mom is happy with the necklace.
@gfindling Glad to hear it! We hope to keep you around.