@thismyusername I assume somewhere in there is a “just turn the fucker off” option? That’s the one I always go with as I have yet to find a computer capable of putting up with my, ahh, let’s say creative command of the English language.
Autocorrect likes to do last second corrections, usually right before I hit SEND, and with some mighty embarrassing results.
I just wish I could get Siri, or whatever Apple app uses for their dictation, to understand my faintly Southern accent. For the life of me, no matter how I attempt to pronounce the word enormous, my iphone will write: “in Norma’s”, “and Norma’s”, “and Ormus”, “in Ormus” and finally "anonymous."
Holy hell! My accent isn’t THAT bad. I’ve even clicked the “how is this pronounced” sound thingy on the online dictionary to see how my phone interprets the word said. The result? “in Norments.”