I'm betting this will show up here soon.

werehatrack thought this was worth mentioning said

3P Experts 8-in-1 Tactical Pen

It’s not like they’re going to try to foist off those awful Hell + Bowell things on us (without getting roasted righteously) again…

OBTW, some H+B stuff has now been spotted at Lowe’s. It looked every bit as high-class as the Tactless Pen Multifool.