I'm betting this will show up here soon.
23P Experts 8-in-1 Tactical Pen
It’s not like they’re going to try to foist off those awful Hell + Bowell things on us (without getting roasted righteously) again…
OBTW, some H+B stuff has now been spotted at Lowe’s. It looked every bit as high-class as the Tactless Pen Multifool.
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What do you mean soon? I bought a four-pack of them back on 4/20…
@ExtraMedium
/youtube what we’ve got here is a failure to communicate
@phendrick
@ExtraMedium Look more closely. This is a different abomination. It doesn’t have a Phillips screwdriver bit that falls out, or a completely useless leaking-battery compartment disguised as a “flashlight”.
How is it supposed to be a fire starter? Are you using the screwdriver as a striker?
@Star2236 I’m guessing that the thing that looks like a round cylindrical rod sticking out of the back end of the ballpoint pen is magnesium, and you would use an edge on the screwdriver to peel off shavings and then strike a spark.
@werehatrack
No that’s the pen cartridge, it says it comes with 3 of them. Not like I’m gonna buy it anyway, I just didn’t get it from the pic.
@Star2236 Erm. No, according to the photo on their site, it’s what I was guessing it was.
@Star2236 @werehatrack
Or it’s Flint or Ferrocerium …
Ferro Rod Fire Starters
@MarkDaSpark @Star2236 Magnesium’s cheaper, which is why I suspect that’s what it is. OTOH, it’s hard to spark, so you’re probably right.
@Star2236 @werehatrack
@werehatrack
My bad.
‘Hell + Bowell’ is the funniest name inversion I’ve heard in a while.
@PooltoyWolf Hell & Bowell, makers of Bowel Hell, everyone’s favorite TV dinner.
@PooltoyWolf Martin Sheen would like to meet you at the Food Mart.
The slightly frustrating part is that although it isn’t worth $20 to me, I’d have been a lot more interested in this multitool had the H+B version not been so very, very Meh. Now, the initial reaction to anything resembling the prior type automatically becomes “Oh, crap, another POS like that other one?”