I'm back - what did I miss?

A lot of the fukus were missing bags and people were upset about it. But too many were missing bags for people to feel like they should officially complain. And some people got roombas instead of bags so they didn't complain. But the rest of us bagless people are sad.

@KDemo @metaphore...and some people just got fukued over with their fukubukuro experience. I for one will never piss off @MEHcus or @hollboll again.

@studerc Ahem...right here, I did as well. Hard.

@studerc Mine was pretty bad. Yours made me feel a lot better about mine. At least the ziplocks are useful right? I need some of those, so I wouldn't have minded those instead of a hubman or runaway alarm clock. But when ziplocks are the star of you fuku....

@metaphore Sounds pretty meh... in other words...

@studerc that's the glory of the Fuku, never know what you are gonna get. But I will tell you this emphatically, you did not, in any way, receive a lesser bag due to our ongoing prize joke with you. It's a gazillion percent random and you were not singled out.

@MEHcus Haha, no worries. I enjoy continuing the running joke. But in all seriousness though, did you see that Fuku I received. Honest to goodness, there's gotta be something missing or something went terribly wrong. Not even close to others.

@studerc

I for one will never piss off @MEHcus or @hollboll again.

You are such a fucking liar.

@joelmw i will never intentionally piss off @hollboll and @MEHcus. However now that @MEHcus has cleared the air to reveal it had nothing to do with the ongoing prize fight i can only assume that i simply got screwed over. Luck of the draw my ass...that fuku was rough. Not even close.

@pitamuffin Now that's just going too far!

(... but you can blame @christinewas for that.)

@narfcake I accept blame for the fact that @pitamuffin is twisted and telling scary stories.

@pitamuffin ... and then Amazon was bought out by Disney. Just to add another order of magnitude of ruined.

@christinewas Both are thoroughly worthy of a smirking blame acceptance.

@christinewas #justgoatythings

@KDemo How could we forget the malort? I think another tasting would be super, man.

@jaremelz -Man, he'll have to steel himself for that.

@KDemo And he better do it, fast. Faster than say, a speeding bullet or something.

@jaremelz - Maybe he kent. He is a supervisor, you know.

@KDemo Ah, supervisors, a gripe on this planet, daily.

@jaremelz - They blame everything on the S-Cape goat.

@KDemo Lex see if he'll do it or if he's a luthor who backs out.

@jaremelz If you want to feel like a train wreck that Malort is more powerful than a locomotive.

@jaremelz - Hope not. That would be the Lois blow.

@jsimsace - Makes you want to leap off tall buildings?

@KDemo I feel we've taken this to the lois point possible.

@jaremelz You're Perry White, I think this sub-thread belongs in the crypt, tonight.

@Pavlov - I see right through your superiority, I'm not even soar about losing to you.

@KDemo As of right now I haven't received an email of your "@" to me 6 hours ago even though my settings appear to be correct. I guess I can blame @christinewas . Or am I missing something @thumperchick?

@jsimsace If you open a thread within about 15 minutes of a post tagging you, you won't receive a notification for that thread.

@jsimsace I've seen some glitchiness with @ mentions lately, too - but can't quite pinpoint it. If you happened to click this thread within 10-15 minutes of the mention, you wouldn't have gotten the email at all. Is that a possibility?

@narfcake That was a possibility...thanks! BTW, I envy your shirt collection but am glad I don't own it. :)

@Thumperchick That was a possibility....but WTF? It sounds like a dev might need to be invoked at some point. Anyway, congrats again on the baby and extra props on the nursery decor. :)

@jsimsace Or... I ate your notifications. It's hard to say, at this point.

@scouter That all sounds like @christinewas 's fault

@ceagee Certainly. I will accept responsibility for a speedier site. And, @scouter, I will carry away your guilt for overtaxing your laces and failing to maintain a sufficient supply of floss.

@MrGlass - I was reading about that guy. What happened to him, anyway? Somehow mental illness won.

@katylava I'm working on it.

@sligett Thank you for giving me a laugh today.

@joelmw @MEHcus, just remember that relaxing into it will help ease the pain.

@joelmw No for real though, that happens on the regular.

@carl669