I'd like to thank God and Jesus for this Goat Badge.

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What started as a brilliant forum topic (thank you @carl669) turned into a repository of self-tattling shame porn. It was there that I disclosed that ten years ago, two dogs in love were “digitally interrupted” by their master.

I am relieved that these forums are closed to the public and unable to be searched from the outside. It would be devastating to my career and family life if the obvious gaps in decision making, crisis management and remedial animal sexual behavior in the above referenced situation were made public.

I’d like to thank the community for the nomination (even though the initial post dictated that users were to nominate themselves) and the relentless lobbying. I know who you are- and I have made a list.

+ @bluedog
+ @capguncowboy
+@mac454
+@kdemo
+@thumperchick
+@starblind
+@kleineleh

It has been posted on the wall of my bedroom. I will find an inappropriate way to pay you back. I’d also like to thank @jont for his casual definition of restrictions and guidelines, that clearly only suit him. I’m not saying that there was a conspiracy, because it was clearly my fault.

tl:dr; I fingered my dog and all I have to show for it is this lousy goat badge.