@kaighintze it is once a year for me, as work pays for, and pays me to get, an annual checkup. If I am healthy enough, I get 500 just for the checkup, with some being dropped if, say, my BMI is high. In which case, I can do a half hour phone consultation about how to get healthier. I have only needed the phone conversation once, because I was low on good cholesterol. I was shocking low on bad cholesterol, so the call was just the person saying, “Eat more avocado and fish if I wanted, but really, you’re doing great.”
@kaighintze I love the work sponsored “know your health numbers” events because I have really low everything, including blood pressure and good cholesterol so I get told to eat more salt and fats so I justify guacamole and chips as my breakfast of choice for another year.
I get weighed at the doctor’s office when I get my annual physical.
My clothes tell me when I’ve gone overboard.
Other than that, I don’t care what I weigh.
Why are people always wanting to see how they measure up? People need to stop being so competitive and love the way they are, even in that Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polkadot Bikini.
I weigh my options. I’ve weighed an anchor. And (like that old song) when I think of food, I weigh myself…
When I’m bored and remember I have a scale.
@Zeusandhera yes, exactly. it’s the opposite of a specific weighing schedule.
Before and after i poop
@ihaveyoursox Let’s see the graph.
@ihaveyoursox Well let’s have it, how much do your poops weigh?
I genuinely just resent how much space a scale takes up.
I get weighed once a year at the health screening that my employer bribes me into going through.
Whenever the mood strikes or every six months.
Every couple of years at the doctor’s
@kaighintze it is once a year for me, as work pays for, and pays me to get, an annual checkup. If I am healthy enough, I get 500 just for the checkup, with some being dropped if, say, my BMI is high. In which case, I can do a half hour phone consultation about how to get healthier. I have only needed the phone conversation once, because I was low on good cholesterol. I was shocking low on bad cholesterol, so the call was just the person saying, “Eat more avocado and fish if I wanted, but really, you’re doing great.”
@kaighintze I love the work sponsored “know your health numbers” events because I have really low everything, including blood pressure and good cholesterol so I get told to eat more salt and fats so I justify guacamole and chips as my breakfast of choice for another year.
I get weighed at the doctor’s office when I get my annual physical.
My clothes tell me when I’ve gone overboard.
Other than that, I don’t care what I weigh.
@mamawoot I also use my clothes-fit to tell me if I need to ease up on the emotional eating
Why are people always wanting to see how they measure up? People need to stop being so competitive and love the way they are, even in that Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polkadot Bikini.
After I alter gravitational constants.
This needed to be checkboxes, not radio buttons. I weigh myself
after I go to the bathroom 
when I wake up.
When I get up, after the bathroom, naked.
In the morning after I wake up and go to the bathroom.
Halfway through my workout as an excuse to walk across the room and take a break.
Whenever I look at the expensive Fitbit scale and think about how useless it is most of the time