It will arrive when the warehouse has filled up with enough leftovers/returns/broken stuff that needs to be cleared out so new inventory has a place to live.
@Kidsandliz Yes! I was cool enough until they brought in the robot tests. They’re harder than the SATs (and I mean the REAL SATs, the ones they had about a hundred years ago).
@f00l@f00l It would be kind of you to announce the next date that you’re not going to get a fuko. I’m already resigned to pages and pages of blames, so just go ahead and get it over with.
/giphy here it comes again
@OldCatLady
The next fuku/fuko offering will occur at whatever coming midnight Eastern Time moment will make me become most frustrated and feel the worst when I Fail To Get One.
Unfortunately, I am awful at predicting my mood fluctuations in the future. Mediocre Corp has it down to a science, tho.
Hey, Meh, can you share the algorithm with me so that I can let family/friends/the-universe know when I’m going to particularly unpleasant amd horrible and should be avoided?
@thismyusername Why don’t they just call it BOC. That what I call it when I try to explain to people the insanity of spending money on something that you absolutely no idea what it is and on the off chance it might actually be worth something.
It will arrive when the warehouse has filled up with enough leftovers/returns/broken stuff that needs to be cleared out so new inventory has a place to live.
@rockblossom Given that I got a broken smart watch in my FUKU-I think you are right.
@Felton10 thanks for sending me the charger, now the company is out of business apparently, so we wasted our time and resources shipping stuff around
@Yoda_Daenerys So did the charger work at all?
Unlikely they’d want to pay time and a half on a holiday…They seem to do about 4 a year, reasonably evenly spaced, more or less…
@Kidsandliz
every three months or so i don’t get one
@f00l If we could talk them into doing 5 or 6 a year, then you could not get one more often!
@f00l You and me both… Stupid robot check is mostly the problem… more or less given up trying now.
@Kidsandliz Yes! I was cool enough until they brought in the robot tests. They’re harder than the SATs (and I mean the REAL SATs, the ones they had about a hundred years ago).
@gertiestn the one with the multiple captcha’s was awesome. Only one I’ve ever got. LOL
@f00l @f00l It would be kind of you to announce the next date that you’re not going to get a fuko. I’m already resigned to pages and pages of blames, so just go ahead and get it over with.
/giphy here it comes again
@rockblossom
I am in favor of “Fail Early, Fail Often”.
@OldCatLady
The next fuku/fuko offering will occur at whatever coming midnight Eastern Time moment will make me become most frustrated and feel the worst when I Fail To Get One.
Unfortunately, I am awful at predicting my mood fluctuations in the future. Mediocre Corp has it down to a science, tho.
Hey, Meh, can you share the algorithm with me so that I can let family/friends/the-universe know when I’m going to particularly unpleasant amd horrible and should be avoided?
@Kidsandliz I got one when I did not think I would get it. I believe it was via my mobile device.
No more fukubukuros… ever…
remember… now they are fukObukuros
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@thismyusername valid. came here to say this.
@thismyusername Why don’t they just call it BOC. That what I call it when I try to explain to people the insanity of spending money on something that you absolutely no idea what it is and on the off chance it might actually be worth something.
@Felton10 BOC is so yesterday.
@Felton10 unlike the B.O.C. there is a good chance something in a fuko will be useful
@thismyusername au contraire - my last BOC had a duocharger and several other items, none of which were broken.
They are going to hold the Fuku off until Thursday, it’s my birthday then. They’re going to give me VIP VMP access.
@joe43wv Are you sure you want VIP VMP access?
The only benefit? is that you have to enter 20 extra captchas every night which renders it less likely that you’ll buy crap you don’t need.
i think it’s closer to 2 months spacing, but i’m sure someone has the stats to prove me wrong
(this is bait)it’s going to be this month, i’d bet your life on it
i’m pretty excited to see the servers crash at 8am ET and 4pm ET the day of the next fuk*