Fukobukuro 10: Fuku is dead. Long live Fuko.
- As we’ve warned you before, the change in spelling is significant: the lucky Fuku is dead, long live the unlucky Fuko
- It’s always been terrible, we’re just naming it correctly now
- If you’re lucky, it’s already sold out
Fuko It Be Now
Fuko it be knocking at your door
The new way: it ain’t lucky no more
Can’t you see that it’s full of crap?
If you’re lucky, you won’t fall in this trap
All we wish is to sell this junk
Even though the last two really stunk
Best off if you hang on to your cash
Don’t throw it away on a pile of actual trash
Fuko it be now
Fuko it be now
Fuko it be now
Fuko it be now
Fuko it be knocking at your door
If you buy it, expect less, not more
It’ll be even worse than you fear
Your complaints will fall on deaf ears
You’ve done no harm, you keep to yourself
You don’t deserve the garbage off our shelves
We like the joke, we think we’re so funny
But even more, we like your hard-earned money
Fuko it be now
Fuko it be now
Fuko it be now
Fuko it be now
Are you the sucker come to take this away?
What can you be thinking?
It’s the not lucky bag you’ve seen before
It’s especially stinking
Oh, fuko it be now
Fuko it be now
Fuko it be now
Fuko it be now