Fukobukuro 10: Fuku is dead. Long live Fuko.
Our Take
- As we’ve warned you before, the change in spelling is significant: the lucky Fuku is dead, long live the unlucky Fuko- It’s always been terrible, we’re just naming it correctly now- If you’re lucky, it’s already sold out
Fuko It Be Now
Fuko it be knocking at your doorThe new way: it ain’t lucky no moreCan’t you see that it’s full of crap?If you’re lucky, you won’t fall in this trapAll we wish is to sell this junkEven though the last two really stunkBest off if you hang on to your cashDon’t throw it away on a pile of actual trashFuko it be nowFuko it be nowFuko it be nowFuko it be nowFuko it be knocking at your doorIf you buy it, expect less, not moreIt’ll be even worse than you fearYour complaints will fall on deaf earsYou’ve done no harm, you keep to yourselfYou don’t deserve the garbage off our shelvesWe like the joke, we think we’re so funnyBut even more, we like your hard-earned moneyFuko it be nowFuko it be nowFuko it be nowFuko it be nowAre you the sucker come to take this away?What can you be thinking?It’s the not lucky bag you’ve seen beforeIt’s especially stinking Oh, fuko it be nowFuko it be nowFuko it be nowFuko it be now