I made a stupid thing to click the meh. button automagically like a dirty cheater.

@chienfou Me too! I feel it’s a really good descriptor too. Usually when I say it aloud it’s accompanied by nebulous hand waving

/giphy robert-downey-jr-whatever-black-waving

@hanzov69 perfect giphy!
Over the years I have used it a lot and some of the instruction sets I have made for spreadsheets with auto fill date fields refer to that process.

@chienfou it may or may not have taken me like 20 edits to get the gif I wanted…

@hanzov69 been there done that, done that, done that etc. etc.

@chienfou @hanzov69 tonight I got fed up cycling through edits over and over to get the giphy I wanted, so I finally learned how to just go directly to giphy to find the gif I want and paste it in directly.

Once you’ve searched for the perfect gif on giphy, go to the source page, such as:

https://giphy.com/gifs/paleycenter-3o6ZtkTtNTSngwbh1m

…then click on the “Copy Link” button. From the the popup menu, select “GIF Link”, and…

voila!

@hanzov69 @UncleVinny very cool.

@Kidsandliz haha, thanks. My intent wasn’t to screw with traffic metrics. Once every two hours is way more aggressive than it needs to be, but that extra 5 visits a day doesn’t seem likely to skew things tooooo much.

While it would be awesome if an unintended consequence would be causing a sweet ass 500 error, site explosion, or (less awesome) blocking an IRK… it shouldn’t do any of those things. That I’m aware of, spinning up a new session shouldn’t do anything to invalidate an existing session held elsewhere, so the IRK chase is safe.

Seriously though I am surprised it took someone 5 years to get around to doing this as I know others have talked about it.

That can’t possibly be right, right? Surely this can’t be the first auto-clicker thingy out there.

HIKING! VIKINGS! STRIKE KING [BRAND FISHING LURES]! AWESOME!

@hanzov69 There was the modification bastardization of a physical amazon order button but you still had to mechanically click (someone posted in that thread to bring it up). I think you are the first one to have it auto do it without any need to do anything other than to have your computer on. At least that is how I read it - all you have to do is have your computer on. Right?

@hanzov69 @Kidsandliz

Second, I did it a long time ago

@lichme - sorry about that. I didn’t remember.
/giphy then you were first!

@lichme I give up on giphy

@lichme ha, of course it was you that did it first, that makes total sense! Also, I forgot all about the mehtrix

I installed CAPTCHA to save my fellow robots from wasting money on this crap.

@therealjrn … you know, I was taking a look at unCaptcha earlier today…

http://uncaptcha.cs.umd.edu/

@hanzov69 @therealjrn

@therealjrn
/image catcaptcha

@narfcake It’s a CATCHA!

@narfcake @therealjrn There are only 3 letters there.

@ELUNO @therealjrn Details, details.

@narfcake I feel like I would fail this every time.

@ThomasF bwahahaah. If Meh is VAC…does that make Woot PunkBuster?

@shahnm haha, unfortunately I don’t think that would be good enough to trick people in to buying. But looking at the docs for Nightmare has given me some interesting ideas. Like automatically buying anything under a certain dollar amount. IRKs would fail due to the forced You-Know-Whatcha, but everything else could be automated.

Would be funny to just have random meh garbage show up

@UncleVinny Thanks!
It’s extremely not fault tolerant. Credit where it’s due, I didn’t write any of the browser automation stuff.

I took a look and when you click the meh button it does add a class to the div, changing it from <div class="meh-button flip-container to <div class="meh-button flip-container flip.

Based on tonights page, it looks like that flip class is only used once. If I were to change the flow of the automation to always login first, then check for the existence of the flip class, I could ensure that it’s only trying to click it once a day. Tradeoff is it’s still logging in every time to check.

Useful error reporting/telemetry in general is totally missing. I left the screenshot stuff in because my original intent was to do the bare minimum to get it working in the most convoluted way.
An interesting way to record successes and build a personal “calendar” would be to extend that click logic, and if .flip exists, then grab the image url from .back and update a dumb page.

In that case I would really scale it a bit and move away from the unnecessarily complex cron system to just a running service, presenting a page out with http. I could switch the scheduling to something like node-schedule and have it just constantly running.

Buuuuut all that feels a lot like adding a level of maturity and polish to a dumb toy, which is a lot less hack-y. And who has time for all that?

Thanks for the compliments! It was fun and earnestly hope no one actually tries to use it for anything

@hanzov69 @UncleVinny I have no idea what the heck you are talking about but if you can figure out how to trick the meh homepage into always showing one’s click record even if you don’t have 7 days in a row that would be cool.

@hanzov69 ah yeah, I doubt anyone would want to load on a lot of features… but since my background is in QA, I can’t help it.

@UncleVinny bwahaha, you’re my favorite people. I’m DevOps and Chief Obstacle for Release. I have uttered “has QA signed off on it” more times than I can count!

@joelmw thank you thank you

@richrauch Oh boy… I don’t know how to break it to you… But the Calendar is broken different

@richrauch buckle up and get ready for the rabbit trail that will lead to disappointment.

@mrchristian Beep boop. Spammer block?

@therealjrn I mean, I know why it’s there. But now I have to remember to click every day and it makes me sad.

@mrchristian @therealjrn does it have to log in fresh every day?

@RiotDemon It (by which I broadly mean an auto-meh bot) might not. Nightmare is primarily meant as an automated site testing tool, so its easiest use in this case is to simulate logging in each time it runs. I’m not deeply familiar with the library, but I have its docs pulled up now and I expect it has at least some means of passing in a cookie with the requests it makes.

I expect this’d mean you would need to do a little more manual setup the first time (basically, grab the cookie that Meh sets for your session when you log in, paste it into a file or environment variable that Nightmare can access, and send it in), but with some more hacking I think it could still work.

@mrchristian
So that’s why I can’t login anymore from my computer. I was wondering what happened. Stupid captcha.

As a fellow robot, I understand your pain.

@mediocrebot
No, mediocrebot, I don’t think you do.

@lljk @RiotDemon @mrchristian @cf1
Isn’t this a simple as popping a url via cURL (with whatever credentials or cookies needed)?

@lljk @RiotDemon I’m not saying that I didn’t briefly consider taking this to an extreme and adding a deathbycaptcha hook to it… but that feels like too much work

@mike808 The meh face URL is a POST request to https://meh.com/deals/[DEAL NAME]/vote. The URL with the deal name is easy enough to pull from the Meh API, but the mildly tricky part is that there’s a cross-site request forgery token in the meh face input form. Since the server presumably rejects inputs sent without the CSRF token that it expects, you’d need to load up the deal page and scrape that token if you want to do it that way.

@lljk OK, so two cURL commands.
One to get the CSRF token and the other to “push” the button.

@mrchristian I hacked together a dirty fix where you can put your cookie data in as an environment variable, but that only works for a while and is subject to break if there is anything that invalidates your session along the way.

I need to think through a better way to skin this cat long term, because I’m lazy.