I just stubbed my big toe.
15I just stubbed my big toe on that fucking chest Meh sent us for fuko 11 and it hurts like:
So of course I did the only reasonable thing - I lit a blunt (I’m out of rolling paper and I used one of @Pavlov’s really, really good cigars, he’s gonna be so pissed), popped three Percs and a Soma and washed it down with some Chardonnay I found earlier today with my smartphone.
Anyone want to come along on this trip?
In about 20 minutes I’m gonna be totally tripping balls.
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@MrsPavlov Please post a lot- whatever you think is funny, so the rest of us can enjoy your high from afar.
I’m pretty darn excited to see how this unfolds. I need a pick me up after today.
I got the munchies and invited a few friends over for hot dogs -
And they brought drinks!
@MrsPavlov It does a body good.
(Ok I may seriously be too stoned to keep this up)
Total Buzzkill
@MrsPavlov Ok, new appreciation for you.
Butt, I would not call that a buzz kill. Plus, have you been drinking?
I’m feeling like I could pass out at dinner!
And one of my friends tried to flash the officer to get us out of a ticket
This forum is like the moon -
@MrsPavlov
Been there, said that. Got the, that is your opinion, Dude gif.
But we got pulled over on the way to the club
That clown got arrested
So we have to bail him out!
No Deal! He had to go to the Pokey!
I headed home to
Because
Cya!
@MrsPavlov That looks good. I’ll have to save the recipe - thanks!
@looseneck yea those will mess you up! … at least I think… i don’t really remember…
Annnnnnnnd - scene!!!
<Golfclap>
you “found” chardonnay with your smart phone? can your phone find some vodka for me? the bottle in the freezer is empty.
@carl669 Why is it in the freezer if it’s empty?
@melwin due to the after-effect of emptying a bottle of vodka in one sitting.
But I didn’t want to wake up a sucker
Maybe I’m just not in the
Hope you don’t now have a hang over to go with the sore toe!
So I think we’ll go dancing!
Hope your toe feels better once you come down.
Came in late, hanging w the pup.
That chardonnay go video was about two minutes too long… She wasn’t drunk enough to keep me interested.