I just stubbed my big toe.

MrsPavlov had some videos to watch said Wed, Jul 27th 2016 at 8:06pm ET

I just stubbed my big toe on that fucking chest Meh sent us for fuko 11 and it hurts like:

So of course I did the only reasonable thing - I lit a blunt (I’m out of rolling paper and I used one of @Pavlov’s really, really good cigars, he’s gonna be so pissed), popped three Percs and a Soma and washed it down with some Chardonnay I found earlier today with my smartphone.

Anyone want to come along on this trip?

In about 20 minutes I’m gonna be totally tripping balls.

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dashcloud said Wed, Jul 27th 2016 at 8:19pm ET:

@MrsPavlov Please post a lot- whatever you think is funny, so the rest of us can enjoy your high from afar.

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studerc said Wed, Jul 27th 2016 at 8:37pm ET:

I’m pretty darn excited to see how this unfolds. I need a pick me up after today.

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carl669 said Wed, Jul 27th 2016 at 9:19pm ET:

you “found” chardonnay with your smart phone? can your phone find some vodka for me? the bottle in the freezer is empty.

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- @carl669 Why is it in the freezer if it’s empty?
  
  melwin said Wed, Jul 27th 2016 at 10:18pm ET
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- @melwin due to the after-effect of emptying a bottle of vodka in one sitting.
  
  PocketBrain said Thu, Jul 28th 2016 at 12:04pm ET
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RiotDemon said Wed, Jul 27th 2016 at 9:46pm ET:

That chardonnay go video was about two minutes too long… She wasn’t drunk enough to keep me interested.

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RiotDemon said Wed, Jul 27th 2016 at 9:46pm ET:

Hope your toe feels better once you come down.

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MrsPavlov said Wed, Jul 27th 2016 at 9:59pm ET:

I got the munchies and invited a few friends over for hot dogs -

And they brought drinks!

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- @MrsPavlov It does a body good.
  
  PocketBrain said Thu, Jul 28th 2016 at 12:05pm ET
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MrsPavlov said Wed, Jul 27th 2016 at 10:12pm ET:

I’m feeling like I could pass out at dinner!

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MrsPavlov said Wed, Jul 27th 2016 at 10:13pm ET:

But I didn’t want to wake up a sucker

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MrsPavlov said Wed, Jul 27th 2016 at 10:19pm ET:

So I think we’ll go dancing!

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MrsPavlov said Wed, Jul 27th 2016 at 10:28pm ET:

(Ok I may seriously be too stoned to keep this up)

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MrsPavlov said Wed, Jul 27th 2016 at 10:31pm ET:

But we got pulled over on the way to the club

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MrsPavlov said Wed, Jul 27th 2016 at 10:33pm ET:

And one of my friends tried to flash the officer to get us out of a ticket

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MrsPavlov said Wed, Jul 27th 2016 at 10:35pm ET:

That clown got arrested

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MrsPavlov said Wed, Jul 27th 2016 at 10:38pm ET:

So we have to bail him out!

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MrsPavlov said Wed, Jul 27th 2016 at 10:49pm ET:

No Deal! He had to go to the Pokey!

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MrsPavlov said Wed, Jul 27th 2016 at 10:50pm ET:

Total Buzzkill

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- @MrsPavlov Ok, new appreciation for you.
  Butt, I would not call that a buzz kill. Plus, have you been drinking?
  
  mfladd said Thu, Jul 28th 2016 at 2:42am ET
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MrsPavlov said Wed, Jul 27th 2016 at 10:52pm ET:

I headed home to

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MrsPavlov said Wed, Jul 27th 2016 at 10:53pm ET:

Because

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MrsPavlov said Wed, Jul 27th 2016 at 10:55pm ET:

This forum is like the moon -

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- @MrsPavlov
  
  Been there, said that. Got the, that is your opinion, Dude gif.
  
  mfladd said Thu, Jul 28th 2016 at 2:39am ET
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MrsPavlov said Wed, Jul 27th 2016 at 10:56pm ET:

Maybe I’m just not in the

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MrsPavlov said Wed, Jul 27th 2016 at 10:58pm ET:

Cya!

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- @MrsPavlov That looks good. I’ll have to save the recipe - thanks!
  
  looseneck said Thu, Jul 28th 2016 at 5:42pm ET
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- @looseneck yea those will mess you up! … at least I think… i don’t really remember…
  
  hisgrossness said Fri, Jul 29th 2016 at 8:06pm ET
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f00l said Thu, Jul 28th 2016 at 12:21am ET:

Came in late, hanging w the pup.

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MrHappypants said Thu, Jul 28th 2016 at 12:58am ET:

Annnnnnnnd - scene!!!
<Golfclap>

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Kidsandliz said Thu, Jul 28th 2016 at 8:41am ET:

Hope you don’t now have a hang over to go with the sore toe!

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