You must be ok with never receiving any gratitude or thanks for pointing out when someone is ignorantly wrong and refuses to take any blame for their own mistakes.
We'd like to thank you for taking the time to apply for the [insert position title]. While we were [adverb] impressed with your qualifications, we have decided to [insert preferred let down easy phrase].
Your application will be kept on file for [insert random number] of months and will automatically be reviewed if a position opens that matches your skill set. After [insert different random number so as to generate confusion] months, we invite you to resubmit your resume.
Again, we at [insert company name] pride ourselves in a personal experience and truly appreciate your application. We wish you [positive adjective] luck in your future endeavors!
[standard closing], [insert employee name] [insert company name] HR
Hey, I called out some douchebag for credit card fraud, so dibs on the job.
@sammydog01
@DrunkCat
I am incoherent, vulgar, gratuitous. I win.
You must be ok with never receiving any gratitude or thanks for pointing out when someone is ignorantly wrong and refuses to take any blame for their own mistakes.
@hallmike
I am inherently and ignorantly wrong. I refuse to take responsibility or blame for my own errors, esp the stupid ones.
I offer much thanks to me for pointing this out!
Creating memes erryday.
Dear @DrunkCat,
We'd like to thank you for taking the time to apply for the [insert position title]. While we were [adverb] impressed with your qualifications, we have decided to [insert preferred let down easy phrase].
Your application will be kept on file for [insert random number] of months and will automatically be reviewed if a position opens that matches your skill set. After [insert different random number so as to generate confusion] months, we invite you to resubmit your resume.
Again, we at [insert company name] pride ourselves in a personal experience and truly appreciate your application. We wish you [positive adjective] luck in your future endeavors!
[standard closing],
[insert employee name]
[insert company name] HR
@carl669 Hey, I recognize this letter! I know I've seen it somewhere.
@carl669 This is more personalized than most I've seen since it was addressed to an actual person instead of just "Dear applicant"...
Maybe the jobs I applied for just weren't as caring??