We'd like to thank you for taking the time to apply for the [insert position title]. While we were [adverb] impressed with your qualifications, we have decided to [insert preferred let down easy phrase].
Your application will be kept on file for [insert random number] of months and will automatically be reviewed if a position opens that matches your skill set. After [insert different random number so as to generate confusion] months, we invite you to resubmit your resume.
Again, we at [insert company name] pride ourselves in a personal experience and truly appreciate your application. We wish you [positive adjective] luck in your future endeavors!
[standard closing], [insert employee name] [insert company name] HR
You must be ok with never receiving any gratitude or thanks for pointing out when someone is ignorantly wrong and refuses to take any blame for their own mistakes.
Dear @DrunkCat,
We'd like to thank you for taking the time to apply for the [insert position title]. While we were [adverb] impressed with your qualifications, we have decided to [insert preferred let down easy phrase].
Your application will be kept on file for [insert random number] of months and will automatically be reviewed if a position opens that matches your skill set. After [insert different random number so as to generate confusion] months, we invite you to resubmit your resume.
Again, we at [insert company name] pride ourselves in a personal experience and truly appreciate your application. We wish you [positive adjective] luck in your future endeavors!
[standard closing],
[insert employee name]
[insert company name] HR
@carl669 Hey, I recognize this letter! I know I've seen it somewhere.
@carl669 This is more personalized than most I've seen since it was addressed to an actual person instead of just "Dear applicant"...
Maybe the jobs I applied for just weren't as caring??
Hey, I called out some douchebag for credit card fraud, so dibs on the job.
@sammydog01
@DrunkCat
I am incoherent, vulgar, gratuitous. I win.
You must be ok with never receiving any gratitude or thanks for pointing out when someone is ignorantly wrong and refuses to take any blame for their own mistakes.
@hallmike
I am inherently and ignorantly wrong. I refuse to take responsibility or blame for my own errors, esp the stupid ones.
I offer much thanks to me for pointing this out!
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