i haven't been paying close attention, what are the new VMP benefits?
7- can i get my taxes done for free?
b) can i get free shipping on all internet sights?
three) can i get a discount on all sites starting with https://?
IV) can i pay $5/mth indefinitely so i can have a V on my posts?
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⚄: you can cancel it and never ever get it back ever
@brhfl and that is a benefit as compared to…?
@Yoda_Daenerys having your dreams dashed every night at midnight Eastern.
Private forum access on morningsave.
@medz
If that doesn’t cause @unixrab to be envious, then I don’t know what else @snapster could try.
@PlacidPenguin you can pay $2 a month on morningsave to become a member though if you don’t have vmp.
@RiotDemon
Of course you could, but it’s not the same.
@medz What’s the URL for Morningsave?
@Stumpy91 dietwoot.com
what’s morningsave?
@unixrab if you don’t know you don’t need to know.
@unixrab
MorningSave is Mediocre.com’s current secret planning and infiltration locus for eventual Total Universal Mediocrity.
They also have an evil monthly membership plan for those members who wish to do things with their own money that would annoy you in particular.
@bayportbob works for me

@f00l

ick
I’ll do your taxes for yea, soon as I get around to doing mine that is. Just send that personal data 'n whatnot over.
@nogoodwithnames sure, for starters my ssn is 555-12-12FU
Free ice cream I think.
@thismyusername i had an offer for that at BJ’s tonite, butt ther wass a line
@thismyusername Only the strawberry third of the Neapolitan was left by the time I got there.
hang on? i just added some new family members to my att cell plan, and then they told me i would save to switch plans, and then they put us all on separate plans, and then they acted like i hadn’t been a customer for the last two decades, hmmm, there’s no pattern, amiright?
@Yoda_Daenerys hopefully this is the opposite of that pattern. AT&T screwed me similarly twice in the past 18 months. “Accidentally” creating multiple full accounts for my family and then refusing to refund back beyond 90 days. I definitely oppose that.
@snapster yea, the aftermath of a couple BOGO transactions is really costing me in time and perhaps money, unless i am willing to keep chatting all day long with them. i like playing good cop/bad cop in these scenarios, where i take on both roles
/giphy no free lunch

/youtube mental illness
@snapster VMP karma

@snapster ok, just checked back on my att bill, they are still over charging me about $300 due to cross-billing, double-billing, phantom-billing
i’ve already spent 20 hours talking to them, what now?
@Yoda_Daenerys Social media shaming or your local newspaper/news station- they love taking companies to task- you win, and they win.
Technically, VMP is a closed program that will never get any new benefits. Staying subscribed merely grandfathers you in to past benefits. However, we’re currently in a mode of crafting our membership programs and the mutual best plan for the company and VMP members is to jump start those programs by defaulting VMPs as automatic members. The first half was launched without notice over at MorningSave and it is the Checkout.org local membership level at $2/month.
If you are a VMP, you can log out and see what others see on the sign up page. It’s not that exciting. A new member joining at $2/month has a custom view of that page as well.
@snapster Without notice? from you or by us? I remember a certain goat getting teased about not keeping on the down low??
https://meh.com/forum/topics/morningsave-vmp#58df0ff936821406acc14132
@mikibell what teasing. I gave you a medal.
@snapster I ninja edited the one above to put in one link, here is another…
https://meh.com/forum/topics/morningsave-vmp#58df0498d9c3a108d8c7b5ac
BUT, I did get a medal!

and FYI @Shawn, I still love dark mode… I am glad it goes with us to the other sites!
@mikibell
https://meh.com/forum/topics/morningsave-vmp#58df0020d9c3a108d8c7b58b
@mikibell @shawn dark mode for life boi!
I got screwed out of my VMP. I added a new credit card (old one expired) and meh charged it the month I added it (February), but when march came around, they tried to charge the old card even though I removed it when I added the new one. Now I can’t get it back, and no response from meh about it. I haven’t bought anything since, and I won’t until I get my VMP back (and I usually buy something every week). If I wasn’t married it would be an empty threat, but my wife hates when I buy shit from meh…so she’s happy I’m on strike.
@jzmacdaddy
@shawn - ?
@jzmacdaddy uh-oh. Hope this doesn’t happen to me. My card expired this month and I just now put in the updated one… @shawn will this kind of thing be a continuing problem (mine renews on the 9th so hopefully I did this far enough in advance…)?
@jzmacdaddy my other half also thinks the junk i buy here is junk
@jzmacdaddy have you written us at https://meh.com/support yet? We can get your VMP going again
@shawn I thought I did.
@jzmacdaddy I’ve been looking into this. We responded to your support case on April 4th asking for you to update your default payment settings on your https://meh.com/account page and never heard back from you. Doesn’t look like your default payment setting was changed either.
I’m deleting all your saved payment settings since you have an expired card. Once you’ve added your preferred default payment setting let me know and we’ll get your VMP going again.
@shawn Did you send an email? If so, I never got it…not even in the spam folder. Anyways, I updated the default payment and added the “good” card I had on their previously.
@jzmacdaddy

How far in advance before the monthly billing date do we need to change out an expiring card in order to have the next charge go thru ok?
panic is setting in amongst the VMP cohort, credit card expiry nightmares abound
/youtube dreaming of credit cards
@Yoda_Daenerys I admit I ordered something and cancelled it immediately to make sure my new credit card info was correct.
@mossygreen i do that on a regular basis for other reasons
/youtube impulse buyer