@PocketBrain I do and you’re wrong for not using it. If you use it, there’s never a question whether it’s inclusion is wrong. If you don’t use it, I’m always re-reading the sentence.
@unksol just what popped in my head with the doctor bit lol. And the only full youtube bit I could find. Tom Segura. Most of his specials are on netflix including this bit
@chienfou I rarely dislike a standup special. Netflix has done a lot of them/one of my favorite ways to burn an hour. This is obviously better live but meh was cutting me off at the edit time so I ended up with this sketch thing trying to get the full bit so needed to give credit lol. Christopher titus and others have full ones free on youtube.
Ugh. That one has gotten old in a hurry. I’m also tired of “…wait for it …” and “Spoiler Alert!” Which usually isn’t. It’s just a way of trying to make something seem more interesting than it is.
@mlbrink > I have a mean doctor. He told me “Don’t eat anything fatty.”
I actually parsed the joke based on just the forum topic and found it funnier without the reply and the punchline. I heard it in my head like a comedian with a dead-pan delivery like Stephen Wright, who just pauses until you get the double meaning.
Lol very nice dr
Those dang ol’ commas.
Patient: “What is the worst time to have a heart attack?”
Doctor: “While playing a game of charades.”
Who gives a f**k about an Oxford comma?
@PocketBrain I do and you’re wrong for not using it. If you use it, there’s never a question whether it’s inclusion is wrong. If you don’t use it, I’m always re-reading the sentence.
@PocketBrain Oh I misinterpreted your comment. Now I am laughing.
@zinimusprime “its”
@PocketBrain Difference between “Let’s eat, grandma”, and “Let’s eat grandma”
@Oldelvis @PocketBrain @OldCatLady @zinimusprime
@OldCatLady I am embarrassed beyond all measure…
@OldCatLady @zinimusprime
@unksol just what popped in my head with the doctor bit lol. And the only full youtube bit I could find. Tom Segura. Most of his specials are on netflix including this bit
@unksol
OK now you sent me down THAT rabbit trail…
Thanks! (no, really… thanks!)
@chienfou I rarely dislike a standup special. Netflix has done a lot of them/one of my favorite ways to burn an hour. This is obviously better live but meh was cutting me off at the edit time so I ended up with this sketch thing trying to get the full bit so needed to give credit lol. Christopher titus and others have full ones free on youtube.
Let’s eat Grandma.
I wish! My doctor has told me more than once, “Don’t eat ANYTHING that tastes good.”
@Jackinga Hah, like that advice would ever be taken…
That wasn’t nice of him to call you “fatty” even if you are.
I’m a big fan, of the, superfluous comma. I, mean, like, a lot.
@capnjb reading your comment made it sound like I was hyperventilating.
/giphy hyperventilating
@capnjb And don’t forget the extra apostrophe’s to warn reader’s that s’s are coming.
@capnjb @macromeh
Don’t. Forget. Extra. Periods. For. Emphasis.
@capnjb @chienfou @macromeh
.Sure.
@capnjb @chienfou @f00l @macromeh
Ugh. That one has gotten old in a hurry. I’m also tired of “…wait for it …” and “Spoiler Alert!” Which usually isn’t. It’s just a way of trying to make something seem more interesting than it is.
Was this a real life occurrence or a joke?
@zinimusprime It’s a joke, but not wrong.
@mlbrink > I have a mean doctor. He told me “Don’t eat anything fatty.”
I actually parsed the joke based on just the forum topic and found it funnier without the reply and the punchline. I heard it in my head like a comedian with a dead-pan delivery like Stephen Wright, who just pauses until you get the double meaning.
@DrWorm
YMMV
Dr:Does it hurt when you have sex?
Me: Only when I have to pay too much
@AndyChase
or:
Q) Do you smoke after sex?
A) I don’t know… I never noticed…