Ugh. That one has gotten old in a hurry. I’m also tired of “…wait for it …” and “Spoiler Alert!” Which usually isn’t. It’s just a way of trying to make something seem more interesting than it is.
@unksol just what popped in my head with the doctor bit lol. And the only full youtube bit I could find. Tom Segura. Most of his specials are on netflix including this bit
@chienfou I rarely dislike a standup special. Netflix has done a lot of them/one of my favorite ways to burn an hour. This is obviously better live but meh was cutting me off at the edit time so I ended up with this sketch thing trying to get the full bit so needed to give credit lol. Christopher titus and others have full ones free on youtube.
@mlbrink > I have a mean doctor. He told me “Don’t eat anything fatty.”
I actually parsed the joke based on just the forum topic and found it funnier without the reply and the punchline. I heard it in my head like a comedian with a dead-pan delivery like Stephen Wright, who just pauses until you get the double meaning.
@PocketBrain I do and you’re wrong for not using it. If you use it, there’s never a question whether it’s inclusion is wrong. If you don’t use it, I’m always re-reading the sentence.
Patient: “What is the worst time to have a heart attack?”
Doctor: “While playing a game of charades.”
Let’s eat Grandma.
Those dang ol’ commas.
I’m a big fan, of the, superfluous comma. I, mean, like, a lot.
@capnjb reading your comment made it sound like I was hyperventilating.
/giphy hyperventilating
@capnjb And don’t forget the extra apostrophe’s to warn reader’s that s’s are coming.
@capnjb @macromeh
Don’t. Forget. Extra. Periods. For. Emphasis.
@capnjb @chienfou @macromeh
.Sure.
@capnjb @chienfou @f00l @macromeh
Ugh. That one has gotten old in a hurry. I’m also tired of “…wait for it …” and “Spoiler Alert!” Which usually isn’t. It’s just a way of trying to make something seem more interesting than it is.
@unksol just what popped in my head with the doctor bit lol. And the only full youtube bit I could find. Tom Segura. Most of his specials are on netflix including this bit
@unksol
OK now you sent me down THAT rabbit trail…
Thanks! (no, really… thanks!)
@chienfou I rarely dislike a standup special. Netflix has done a lot of them/one of my favorite ways to burn an hour. This is obviously better live but meh was cutting me off at the edit time so I ended up with this sketch thing trying to get the full bit so needed to give credit lol. Christopher titus and others have full ones free on youtube.
@mlbrink > I have a mean doctor. He told me “Don’t eat anything fatty.”
I actually parsed the joke based on just the forum topic and found it funnier without the reply and the punchline. I heard it in my head like a comedian with a dead-pan delivery like Stephen Wright, who just pauses until you get the double meaning.
@DrWorm
YMMV
Lol very nice dr
I wish! My doctor has told me more than once, “Don’t eat ANYTHING that tastes good.”
@Jackinga Hah, like that advice would ever be taken…
That wasn’t nice of him to call you “fatty” even if you are.
Who gives a f**k about an Oxford comma?
@PocketBrain I do and you’re wrong for not using it. If you use it, there’s never a question whether it’s inclusion is wrong. If you don’t use it, I’m always re-reading the sentence.
@PocketBrain Oh I misinterpreted your comment. Now I am laughing.
@zinimusprime “its”
@PocketBrain Difference between “Let’s eat, grandma”, and “Let’s eat grandma”
@Oldelvis @PocketBrain @OldCatLady @zinimusprime
@OldCatLady I am embarrassed beyond all measure…
@OldCatLady @zinimusprime
Dr:Does it hurt when you have sex?
Me: Only when I have to pay too much
@AndyChase
or:
Q) Do you smoke after sex?
A) I don’t know… I never noticed…
Was this a real life occurrence or a joke?
@zinimusprime It’s a joke, but not wrong.