I HAVE A CS COMPLAINT THAT NEEDS TO BE HEARD RIGHT NOW
45I complained TWO WHOLE DAYS ago to Customer Service about my hand sanitizer spilling over into the shipping package and that I lost almost two bottles of it.
WELL, I HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I JUST GOT AN EMAIL THAT SideDeal HAS SENT ME A SIX PACK OF HAND SANITIZER FOR A REPLACEMENT.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, CUSTOMER SERVICE? TWO DAYS AFTER MY COMPLAINT YOU SEND ME SIX BOTTLES INSTEAD OF TWO? Aren’t you supposed to screw this up and make me very unhappy?
So thanks to the CS person who sent this out to me so fast. I’ve always said that you guys are the best.
(Is that enough sucking up?) 
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I also want to say that, yes, things are screwed up right now due to a lot reasons. But the people at Mediocre (or whatever their new name is) are working to straighten out the problems. We just need to give them some time.
They are trying to make things right.
@Barney For sure. I received a delivery notice from sidedeal yesterday. Only problem was despite being home all day and receiving several other packages, nothing came from Sidedeal.
But the world has gone crazy. More than half of the orders I have placed this year(from all sites) have had one problem or another.
Hopefully, things will get better all around.
Listen, I was just minding my own business flipping through pages of emails and I saw a Barney so I got it outta there, y’know? Can’t have that sitting in there, it’ll stain the carpet purple.
@ThomasF Wait! You mean your carpet isn’t already purple?
@Barney @ThomasF just curious, was the From field populated w/ simply ‘Barney’ or was a paw print used?
@Barney @njfan I had all text symbols on my computer replaced with paw prints for productivity reasons, so the latter.
@ThomasF Smart move, you should get a bonus. How about some hand sanitizer?
@barney, you sucking up for more pasta?
CS is the best, they do a great job
@tinamarie1974 I’m not sure Nathan, the mailman, is going to survive too much more pasta. It’s a good thing that this is the last week.
@Barney you did gift him a bag or two, right? It seemed to help over here
@Barney @tinamarie1974 don’t be upsetti, eat some spaghetti
@tinamarie1974 Yep, 10 pounds of each kind of pasta and his comp person is getting pasta, too. Gotta keep 'em happy. They are the ones who deliver my IRKs.
When did Meh sell hand sanitizer?! I have zero recollection of that sale
@curtise Nope, you didn’t sleep through the hand sanitizer sale; it was on SideDeal (the deal of the day) and I believe, MorningSave, too. I don’t know if these sites are still selling it.
@curtise I didn’t know about it either, but I just got some from MorningSave and I was able to use my pasta coupon
@Barney @curtise They are. 4 or 9. $29 for nine maybe? Yay?
@curtise @stinks With the $10 PastaDrop coupon it’s a pretty good price.
Ok, but despite my repeated wangling, @meh has yet to send me a pallet of obsolete Martian watches.
@brainmist
@meh is an actual person that doesn’t work for meh. I doubt they would send you a pallet of anything unless you sent them a lot of money.
@brainmist @meh @RiotDemon I bet @support would.
@brainmist If you need one, I can send mine to you. It works A-OK, but I discovered that I just hate wearing watches.
@RiotDemon not even then, sounds like a lot of work.
Clicked this topic having no idea what CS meant. My best guess was that it was similar to MF (abbreviated as a matter of propriety as opposed abbreviated to brevity) Relieved to find that it means “customer service”, as my interpretation seemed uncharacteristically hostile coming from @Barney
@DrWorm Oops, didn’t mean to scare you.
@DrWorm counter-strike
@Barney Just wait until you open this new box and find six open hand sanitizers…
@cinoclav You made me giggle. Uh… You were joking weren’t you?
@Barney I’d say you’ll never know, but you will.
Dear @ThomasF and CS
My hand sanitizer failed to arrive.
The fact that I did not know hand sanitizer was a product on offer, and the fact that I failed to order hand sanitizer, are possibly slight complications.
But, mostly, this is just a Mercatalyst fuckup. Obviously.
Please send my replacement hand sanitizer ASAP. Don’t charge me, of course.
After all, just like everyone else here, I’ve paid and paid and paid.
/giphy I’ve paid
Have a nice day, y’all. : )
RIDICULOUS!!! Never support this site again!
CS must be loving pitney bowes
@jmoor783
CS doesn’t feel any love right now
makes you wonder how many tickets they are getting that are all related to
/giphy sucking
or
/image pitney bowes
@Cerridwyn @jmoor783 I LOVE YOU CS!
@jmoor783 @sammydog01
i actually feel sorry for them, no one asked for the gobshite. however they got it.
/giphy gobshite
