I can’t believe I:

mediocrebot wanted to know what you think said Sat, Nov 25th 2017 at 12:00am ET

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Pony said Sat, Nov 25th 2017 at 12:03am ET:

Am too broke to buy presents.

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melonscoop said Sat, Nov 25th 2017 at 12:03am ET:

This year the big family dinner was last weekend. On Thursday my wife and I relaxed, ate leftovers, and watched The Wire.

I can’t believe I’ve never done this “Thanksgiving the week before Thanksgiving” thing before.

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Seeds said Sat, Nov 25th 2017 at 12:05am ET:

Avoided bedbugs, got to spend a nice night in a hotel instead of with family.

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curtise said Sat, Nov 25th 2017 at 12:05am ET:

I can’t believe I: have to keep reminding Mediocre/Meh that I am Canadian and Thanksgiving was last month, eh?

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hchavers said Sat, Nov 25th 2017 at 12:28am ET:

How is “voted in a stupid survey” not on the list?

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mfladd said Sat, Nov 25th 2017 at 12:33am ET:

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2many2no said Sat, Nov 25th 2017 at 12:59am ET:

/giphy still have a few dollars left

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edguyver14 said Sat, Nov 25th 2017 at 1:05am ET:

I can’t believe I: gave up holidays with my family ten years ago, and have followed through flawlessly.

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mollama said Sat, Nov 25th 2017 at 1:09am ET:

“Forgot the cranberry sauce” I love that song.
/youtube Christmas wrapping

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SSteve said Sat, Nov 25th 2017 at 1:26am ET:

…can’t figure out how to work the gorram Wii main menu at my sister’s so I can watch The Wrecking Crew on Netflix. (She’s off at her father-in-law’s.) It was playing then the Wii locked up. So I turned it off and back on again. Now I can push buttons on the remote and stuff happens but I can’t get the pointer to show up so I can click on the Netflix icon. I’m waving the remote around for five minutes like a fucking idiot and nothing happens. Screw this. I’m going to bed. I’m so sick of technology. Nothing works. It makes me embarrassed to be a computer programmer.

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awk said Sat, Nov 25th 2017 at 3:36am ET:

I can’t believe I.
Can you believe you?

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rtjhnstn said Sat, Nov 25th 2017 at 5:34am ET:

I feel so meh about this poll.

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simplersimon said Sat, Nov 25th 2017 at 6:36am ET:

I can’t believe I am already out of the food coma. But I don’t go back to work until Tuesday. Time to eat some leftovers.

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kc5rbq said Sat, Nov 25th 2017 at 1:44pm ET:

…ate the WHOLE THING.

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MagnaVis said Sat, Nov 25th 2017 at 3:51pm ET:

I can’t believe I drank so much.

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f00l said Sat, Nov 25th 2017 at 4:52pm ET:

I can’t believe I.

Never could.

/giphy never

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