How would you define ugly jewelry as sold by Meh?

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In the product listing for today’s item, @Bevvie threatened/promised to use a razor to cut open a vein the next time Meh sells “ugly” jewelry.

Upon clarification, it was established that the criteria for “ugly jewelry” was dependent on how female humans interpret “ugly jewelry”.

From the little that I even pretend to know about female humans, each female human would interpret “ugly jewelry” differently.

My question for this thread is as follows;

How would YOU interpret “ugly jewelry” with regards to jewelry sold on Meh?