In no discernible way whatsoever.
I’ve been holding it all week and eating a bowl of oatmeal every three hours.
By remembering 2020 not so fondly.
By using my bidet to not use any toilet paper at all. It’s not a benefit I expected, but it’s kinda nice.
By going to work, earning money for food, and recycling.
Three words: Stool softener party!
By writing my ToDo list for the week on toilet paper, then flushing it before I get too involved.
@phendrick ^^^^^^BEST PLAN^^^^^^
Apparently by trying to ignore the spelling issue in the header.
@llangley Good catch. Fixed.
@werehatrack just noticed you have the moderator icon… now we need to be careful Congrats?
@Kidsandliz Or condolences, your choice. I’m easy.
@llangley @werehatrack The typo is still in the poll itself.
@llangley @mikey @werehatrack
Tommorow never comes…
Thankfully my son is away at college so there might actually be some toilet paper in the house to celebrate the day with.
By breaking out my 2020 emergency TP stash and having a party
@tinamarie1974 celebrate with pasta!
and airline-packaged stroopwafels for desert.
@pmarin I like the way you think!!! I MAY have some pasta left in the pantry…
By doing nothing any differently.
Too late to send a ton of it to meh in a rerun of the meh toilet paper caper some years back when a staff member complained they had a shortage at the headquarters (this was well pre covid).
Here are the links to our 2015 toilet paper caper
and their end of year 1 the statement of how much toilet paper they used (along with a lot of other stats posted).
@Kidsandliz Too bad the photos seem to be missing, at least for me.
@werehatrack They were missing for me too. Likely to save server space. Most of the photos were of toilet paper sent, many rolls had humorous stuff printed on them.
Using my bamboo toilet paper from my recent bag of crap.
@LJeAYsy4LoqxEC Hey I actually paid for that shit!
… actually it’s not bad.
This is a bidet household, so screw National Toilet Paper Day - tomorrow I’m celebrating National Dog Day!
@macromeh Thought you dogs can just lick yourselves….
Hoping to get some TP with Trump’s mug shot on it so I can wipe some shit on that scowl of his.
@Felton10 Okay, here ya go… https://www.etsy.com/listing/1396564388/customized-toilet-paper-anniversary-gift?gpla=1&gao=1&&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=shopping_us_d-home_and_living-bathroom-bathroom_decor&utm_custom1=_k_CjwKCAjwoqGnBhAcEiwAwK-Okb5vNvcUbqZRBjU4oXlq1lU232pQNQtaw5RQDfzXD5m_0bt0NW48lhoCHucQAvD_BwE_k_&utm_content=go_12573358013_118181061983_507897030893_pla-304637258565_c__1396564388_12768591&utm_custom2=12573358013